My Roxie was born knowing what to do ....didn't need any training. Always sticks around home, never wanders, greets everyone as a friend ...
Yes, I know what you mean. My dog is a watchdog, he'll watch the burglars break in and carry everything off, while wagging his tail and hoping for a treat.
You could record his bark and growl for Hollywood special effects, but he would lick you to death.