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Would-be gangster shoots off own manhood
Anaova ^ | 6/4/2009 | Staff

Posted on 06/04/2009 8:31:15 AM PDT by Red in Blue PA

A would-be gangster shot himself in the crutch when his gun went off half cocked in his pocket.

Lukas Neuhardt, 27, had forgotten to put the safety catch on when he stuffed the gun into his trouser pocket to impress pals in Saarbruecken, Germany.

He told paramedics that a masked mugger had blasted him in the crutch in a bungled robbery.

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Now - after surgeons stitched his manhood back together - he's facing up to three years in jail for breaching Germany's tough new anti gun laws.

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1 posted on 06/04/2009 8:31:16 AM PDT by Red in Blue PA
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To: Red in Blue PA

bttt


2 posted on 06/04/2009 8:32:14 AM PDT by ConservativeMan55
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To: Red in Blue PA
A would-be gangster shot himself in the crutch

That would cripple you.

3 posted on 06/04/2009 8:32:24 AM PDT by Snurple (VEGETARIAN, OLD INDIAN WORD FOR BAD HUNTER.)
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To: Red in Blue PA

Poetic Justice is the best Justice.


4 posted on 06/04/2009 8:32:48 AM PDT by DieHard the Hunter (Is mise an ceann-cinnidh. Cha ghéill mi do dhuine. Fàg am bealach.)
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” would-be gangster shot himself in the crutch when his gun went off half cocked”

You just can’t make this stuff up.


5 posted on 06/04/2009 8:33:14 AM PDT by tgusa (Gun control: deep breath, sight alignment, squeeze the trigger ....)
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To: Red in Blue PA

“half cocked”

In more ways than one. Ouch.


6 posted on 06/04/2009 8:33:25 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Whoever coined the term "foolproof" underestimated the ingenuity and determination of fools.)
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To: Red in Blue PA

hahahaha...


7 posted on 06/04/2009 8:34:02 AM PDT by GeronL (http://libertyfic.proboards.com <----go there now,----> tyrannysentinel.blogspot.com)
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To: Red in Blue PA

“Suddenly, I’m not half the man I used to be...”


8 posted on 06/04/2009 8:34:30 AM PDT by dfwgator (USM is Gator Bait! (Congrats to U-Dub!))
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To: Red in Blue PA
"...he's facing up to three years in jail for breaching Germany's tough new anti gun laws."

Talk about adding insult to injury.

9 posted on 06/04/2009 8:35:19 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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> Now - after surgeons stitched his manhood back together - he’s facing up to three years in jail for breaching Germany’s tough new anti gun laws.

“Defense moves to acquit, Milord, on the basis that the self-inflicted injury is manifestly just punishment and that it fits the crime.”


10 posted on 06/04/2009 8:35:47 AM PDT by DieHard the Hunter (Is mise an ceann-cinnidh. Cha ghéill mi do dhuine. Fàg am bealach.)
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To: ConservativeMan55
Not quite a Darwin Award....but close.

At least there'll be no "reproduction" from here on in!

11 posted on 06/04/2009 8:35:58 AM PDT by Logic n' Reason (Don't piss down my back, then tell me it's rainin'.)
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To: Red in Blue PA

Okay, one of the better arguments for gun control in Germany. If even the gangsters can’t figure out how to use them...


12 posted on 06/04/2009 8:36:11 AM PDT by Dr. Sivana (we also have the duty to avoid prostituting our Catholic identity by appeals to phony dialogue)
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13 posted on 06/04/2009 8:37:28 AM PDT by McGruff (Transparency and the rule of law will be the touchstones of this presidency - Obama)
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14 posted on 06/04/2009 8:37:40 AM PDT by justlurking (The only remedy for a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.)
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To: Red in Blue PA

Glock strikes again! I can throw my S&W up against a brick wall and it won’t discharge. Why is it everyone seems to shoot themselves with a Glock?


15 posted on 06/04/2009 8:38:35 AM PDT by CholeraJoe (Life's not fair, people are mean. Get over it.)
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To: Red in Blue PA
Dang suspicious cops. The mugger could have put the gun in the guy's pocket before he shot him. Uh...and that's why his fingerprints are all over it. That's my story, Your Honor, and I'm sticking to it.
16 posted on 06/04/2009 8:39:38 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Red in Blue PA; a fool in paradise
He's now fully qualified to join the Vienna Boys Choir!


17 posted on 06/04/2009 8:41:14 AM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Red in Blue PA

“Crutch”?


18 posted on 06/04/2009 8:41:18 AM PDT by Salamander (Cursed with Second Sight.)
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To: Dr. Sivana
US gangsters can't figure it out either. They hold their pistols like a power drill. And don't even get me started on their wimpy calibers.


19 posted on 06/04/2009 8:41:42 AM PDT by CholeraJoe (Life's not fair, people are mean. Get over it.)
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To: Snurple

A would-be gangster shot himself in the crutch....

maybe if he shot himself in the crotch but the crutch?...not so much.


20 posted on 06/04/2009 8:42:20 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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