The Great Bikini Debate Rages: Stripes, or Polka Dots?

Foxnews ^ | 6/5/2009 | Staff

[Red in Blue PA]

Few things divide this nation more than the vexing swimwear question: stripes or polka dots?

Purveyors of polka-dots invariably point to the fact that an entire song was written about their spotted pattern, and often proceed to sing the 1960 novelty hit's signature verse:

It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini that she wore for the first time today...

Friends, patriots, countrymen... can't we all just get along?

[Red in Blue PA]

[MIchaelTArchangel]

Polka dots~! But didn’t the original bikinis, the ones worn by the natives in the Bikini Atoll have only one piece>

[exist]

[freedumb2003]

So difficult to decide — any more exemplars?

[cranked]

Sheer bikinis ftw.

[Red in Blue PA]

Thanks for killing a perfectly good thread!

[nickcarraway]

Fox News is so stupid.

[the invisib1e hand]

stripes make me dizzy.

Can we have a look at plaid?

[Red in Blue PA]

From the link at Foxnews:

[Red in Blue PA]

[Tublecane]

Don’t care. Ploka-dots, I guess.

[Young Werther]

Then Again....

or this at the Daily Bikini Page:

Isn't that a sweet smile?

[thepatriot1]

I gotta be honest, even though foxnews.com is considered a right slanted news site, I never go there for actual news. 80% of the site is nothing but this type of smut. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t mind but not for a site that is to be taken seriously as a legitimate news source. The funny thing is that the website is not really reflective of the television channel. I consider that a viable news outlet.

[the_devils_advocate_666]

How about stars and stripes?

[G Larry]

That’s MY idea of an “itsy, bitsy, teeny, weeny,...” no polka-dots required, bikini!

[max americana]

That made my day.

[Erik Latranyi]

For our southern aficianados....

[Niuhuru]

Now now, we all need our fun.

[savedbygrace]

I predict a hung jury.

[a fool in paradise]

No Bikini Atoll < /Beany & Cecil >

[IrishPennant]

Mesmerizing materials are good

[Paladin2]

Ginger vs. Mary Ann?

[a fool in paradise]

Help! Help! I'm seeing spots before my eyes!

[Paladin2]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8rCy173y7Y

[greatdefender]

Is all of the above is an option?

[mark3681]

Stripes or Polka Dots?

Yes.

[awake-n-angry]

This just may be the thread that killed David Carradine.

“Snatch the WHAT from your had Grasshopper?”

[LS]

LOL.

[martin_fierro]

[Syntyr]

How about a Wicked Weasal

******Probably NSFW*******
http://femaleform.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/brooke5.jpg

[Eagle Eye]

OMG he gonna eat her as a snack?

[ejonesie22]

Hum, I don't know, definitely will have to study this in much more detail before I can render a decision.

[nascarnation]

Just WOW

[scott0347]

Just here for the pics

[SkyDancer]

[Fawn]

Girls that run around in their underwear are not smart women....but, then - they don’t have to be.

[Red in Blue PA]

LOL!

[Red in Blue PA]

....as opposed to the intellectual conversation?

[Lib-Lickers 2]

I vote for see thru

[numberonepal]

Another Bikini Hottie Ping
To be on or off the Hottie Ping List please FReepmail me.

[absolootezer0]

i prefer to see them wadded up and on my floor.

[dirtymac]

Melissa? Is that you Melissa? How have managed to not age in the past 25 years?

[Travis T. OJustice]

YO!

[Travis T. OJustice]

Stripes or polkadots? Neither - BACON!

[gathersnomoss]

And the eggs are where.....

[IrishPennant]

Eggs??? Eggs??? Where are those eggs?

[Hatteras]

Gotta go with the stripes.

[IrishPennant]

Friday and a great Hottie Ping. If only Zer0 would step down, it would be a perfect day.

[b4its2late]

Whoa baby!