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Great White Dope -- Alba Defaces Oklahoma City
TMZ ^ | 6/9/09 | staff

Posted on 06/09/2009 1:14:21 PM PDT by pissant

Dumb: Defacing all sorts of public property in landlocked Oklahoma City (including a United Way poster) ... to increase local awareness for great white sharks ... which don't usually dwell anywhere close to Oklahoma City.

Dumber: Capturing all the stupidity on film and posting it on the Internet.

People in OKC are pretty upset after these photos surfaced yesterday on TheLostOgle.com. The pics clearly show Alba tagging downtown OKC with the posters, which ironically don't even have a clear message on them ... posters that stoners probably think are just advertisements for Shark Week.

The most ridiculous part is that one of the spots she's accused of tagging was a billboard for the United Way. A rep for the non-profit organization told us although the billboard was donated, they'll probably have to pay out of their own pocket to replace it. Either way, the U.W. said, "We remain focused on our work rather than this minor distraction."

So far, cops say no one has filed charges against Alba.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: alba; celebutard; jessicaalba; lookatme; vandalism
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1 posted on 06/09/2009 1:14:22 PM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant
Unbelievable, you are, pissant.


2 posted on 06/09/2009 1:16:48 PM PDT by End Times Sentinel (In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
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To: pissant

She’s the mother of somebody’s child now. Scary!


3 posted on 06/09/2009 1:17:12 PM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: pissant

The great plains dirtsharks are almost as endangered as the great lakes whale.


4 posted on 06/09/2009 1:18:39 PM PDT by cripplecreek (The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
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To: Owl_Eagle

The gals call me “unforgettable”


5 posted on 06/09/2009 1:19:49 PM PDT by pissant (THE Conservative party: www.falconparty.com)
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To: pissant

6 posted on 06/09/2009 1:21:50 PM PDT by Bratch
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To: pissant
She's not so hot without her makeup on...

7 posted on 06/09/2009 1:22:18 PM PDT by evets (beer)
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To: pissant
Alba? What's an Alba?


8 posted on 06/09/2009 1:22:39 PM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (Barack Hussein Obama is a walking middle finger.)
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To: pissant
That OK Jess, you can bring your dumb yet amazingly cute ass over to my place anytime....:)


9 posted on 06/09/2009 1:23:17 PM PDT by Snurple (VEGETARIAN, OLD INDIAN WORD FOR BAD HUNTER.)
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To: pissant

Ah, a dingbat defacing a billboard for the lefty-supporting abortion-loving United Way...I do loves me some blue-on-blue friendly-fire.

That having been said, Jessica Alba’s primary claims to fame (OK, her only claims to fame) are a pretty face and a perfect ass.

}:-)4


10 posted on 06/09/2009 1:25:07 PM PDT by Moose4 (Hey RNC. Don't move toward the middle. MOVE THE MIDDLE TOWARD YOU.)
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To: Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows
She's not the first Hollyweirdo to do this.

"In a large eastern American city, a fiend is loose, painting mustaches onto the faces shown on billboards and posters. This fiend is a wacky Daffy Duck..." - Daffy Doodles

11 posted on 06/09/2009 1:27:24 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (June 4, 2009 - the day Barack Obama threw all of America under the bus.)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

Shake it but don’t break it.


12 posted on 06/09/2009 1:27:55 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (June 4, 2009 - the day Barack Obama threw all of America under the bus.)
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To: pissant

I thought that the zero was the great (half)white dope.


13 posted on 06/09/2009 1:28:10 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Socialism is the belief that most people are better off if everyone was equally poor and miserable.)
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To: Blood of Tyrants

Fins to the left and fins to the right!


14 posted on 06/09/2009 1:32:22 PM PDT by Patrick1 (I'm not calling in sick; I'm calling in gone!)
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To: evets
A terrible burden it would be to have to hit it. However, I would. Solely for the sake of the cause, you understand.

Then in the morning we could start on her political reorientation.

15 posted on 06/09/2009 1:45:06 PM PDT by Cheburashka ("Ah, Roulette. My favorite game, after Call of Duty.")
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To: pissant

Definitely not guilty! And much more not guilty than that Megan Fox skank who’s been all over the place.


16 posted on 06/09/2009 1:57:45 PM PDT by Seruzawa (Obamalama lied, the republic died.)
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To: Snurple
Animated Gifs

Am I going to get in trouble for this???

17 posted on 06/09/2009 1:57:54 PM PDT by Lockbar (March toward the sound of the guns.)
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To: Lockbar

I like that! Damn that girl is soooooooooooooooooooooooooo sexy!


18 posted on 06/09/2009 2:00:21 PM PDT by Snurple (VEGETARIAN, OLD INDIAN WORD FOR BAD HUNTER.)
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(sigh)...


19 posted on 06/09/2009 2:19:28 PM PDT by infidel29 (BARACkarl OBAmarx)
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To: Lockbar

considering it shows nothing but a shoulder, that clip is about the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen.


20 posted on 06/09/2009 2:27:33 PM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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