Neighboring planet could hit Earth...eventually! We're doomed!!!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31208155/ ^ | 06/10/2009 | jeanna Bryner

[avalonmistmoon]

A collision of Earth with Mercury, Mars or Venus possible in distant future.

[avalonmistmoon]

Can you add this the list of catastrophes that will happen to our Earth. I love that post that lists all the catastrophes. And if we don't need one more thing to worry about!

[steve-b]

Bush’s Fault.

[boomop1]

I am packing my bags.

[skully]

Wait for it.... wait.... Here it comes....

Bush’s fault!!!

[exnavy]

I’ll file this one right along with all the data I’ve collected on “global warming”.

[skully]

LOL beat me by 2 posts...Kudos!!

[Corin Stormhands]

Billions of years? We’ll still be paying off Obama’s debt.

[Lady Jag]

[Mr. Mojo]

...in the next few billion years.

And if we manage to avoid that, there's no escaping being engulfed by the sun during its red giant stage.

[dragonblustar]

[AnglePark]

Nah — global warming will cause it.

[Tallguy]

I wouldn’t worry about this... unless we hear that Obama is taking his wife on a weekend junket to Jupiter.

[LottieDah]

We all have to go some time. I’d rather go by a planetary hit rather than a terrorist hit.

[DuncanWaring]

Women and Minorities Hardest Hit!

[massgopguy]

I thought it was Belus?

[FFranco]

Not only Mercury, Mars or Venus, but also the planet Mongo.

[alarm rider]

This is going to one of those threads isn’t it?

[Allegra]

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!

[SoldierDad]

ROFLOL - damn that’s funny!!!

[George from New England]

It’s time for you to go with your tagline -— take a vacation too.

[odin2008]

[magellan]

[b4its2late]

[SandyInSeattle]

Do I still have to make my mortgage payment this month?

[Brookhaven]

NYT headline: Women and Minorities Hit Hardest

[GeorgiaDawg32]

but if we pay algore today for tomorrows climate change sins, he’ll put that red giant phase stuff off for a few hundred million years../s

[Oldpuppymax]

So I guess it’s time to rethink replacing that roof, huh?

[Allegra]

Or...(Oooooh, I got one!)...or...you could be driving and have a Tootsie Pop in your mouth and when you go to yell at some moron driver who just cut you off, you could choke on the Tootsie Pop, get asphyxiated and crash the car and it catches on fire and and you die.

[lilylangtree]

Nobody will care if “The Truth Is Out There” because we’ll all be DEAD.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

I blame you.

[Arthur McGowan]

We are falling into the Sun, aren’t we?

[alarm rider]

Sadly, only my tagline can afford a real vacation at this time. However, if you want to make a contribution, FReep mail me.

I really want to go to England before it's gone. When my tagline gets back from vacation, I'll post the pictures.

Have a really, really, really nice day!

[George from New England]

Have you checked your USPS mailbox? Stimulus checks are showing up left and right. Oh — Sorry mistake. Only checks for the left.

[Dick Bachert]

Planet Obama has already his America and anything further would be anticlimactic.

[Renegade]

I’m headin ‘ out to Zyra !

[TC Rider]

..because of the neglect of the previous administration!

[theDentist]

I had a collision in a Mercury once. barely left a scratch on my bumper. The stone wall however, fell down.

:-D

[Tenacious 1]

Now somebody is requesting funding to research this. I wish I were in a position to review the grant request.

[Gator113]

OMG, Obama “inherited” the end of the world too!

But, if you would only give him several more bazillion dollars, that we will never have, and learn to wipe your butt with a leaf and commute on a government made lawnmower.... he will save us from this horror, just like this first in history beautiful black leader has already done on so many other things.

I’ll bet he saves us from this right before the next election, as long as is good friend and partner, Pelosi, continues to ignore the lying CIA while she maintains her “right to remain silent” as afforded her under Miranda.

[alarm rider]

I have actually been checking my mailbox as I am one of those silly conservative types that believes in paying my own bills.

You know, come to think of it, I haven't seen my stimulus check..

Ummmm...I wonder...

[Tenacious 1]

The Milky Way is on a collision course with our neighboringg Galaxy too. We should work on a plan to stop this.

[Sudetenland]

Billions of years? In "billions of years" the sun will evolve into a red giant and consume all of the inner planets. So will this be before or after the sun swells up?

Presumably before as there will be little left of the planets once they are inside of the sun.

[Sudetenland]

Need to be sure my “electronic thumb” is working before the Volgons get here.

[Jeffrey_D.]

Re: "This is going to be one of those threads..." Enjoy !!!

[alarm rider]

I don’t know why, but I suddenly want a cold beer.

Strange...

[Zathras]

Everyone always coming to Zathras with problems.
Great responsibilities.
But Zathras does not mind. Zathras trained in crisis management.

[steve-b]

And if we manage to avoid that, there's no escaping being engulfed by the sun during its red giant stage.

Holy Global Warming, Batman!

[silverleaf]

2012!

[cranked]

Could, would, may, what-if....blah, blah, and blah.

I can read countless books and such that espouse such garbage—this is no different.

Tell you what, let me know when someone is positively SURE, kkthx.

[mmichaels1970]

Need to be sure my “electronic thumb” is working before the Volgons get here.

Don't forget a towel.