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~~~ThE oFfIcIaL fRiDaY sIlLiNeSs ThReAd~~~
The Peoples Cube ^ | June 10, 2009 | By Superkommissar Maksim

Posted on 06/12/2009 5:31:14 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

Dancing with the Czars: Obama's New State-Run Show


The cast of Obama Czars hit the dance floor on the new show with the highly anticipated season premiere of Dancing with the Czars .

You will be introduced to twelve Czars, who hold varying positions of power within the administration.

The great thing about them is that Czars operate with impunity and are "under the radar" when it comes to making policy. They are accountable to no one except the President and, oh man, can they dance. 



The rules are unknown and the Czars don't have to undergo Senate Confirmation Hearings, they simply get appointed. Not only do they have immunity from elimination, Obama is likely to appoint more in the coming months.

Episode One will feature President Obama and TARP Czar Herb Allison. You will marvel at their prowess as they dance the Constitutional Side Step on the grave of Thomas Jefferson.

Following episodes are sure to feature Energy Czar Carol Browner and Health Reform Czar Nancy-Ann DeParle. With their solutions to problems being just the opposite of what is needed, their performance is guaranteed to be dangerous and entertaining.

Then there is Stimulus Accountability Czar Earl Devaney; his title alone is pure entertainment and his tap dancing will astound all.

Other dancers such as InfoTech Czar, and Urban Czar are quite the mystery. No one seems to know exactly what they do. Do they have talent or were they appointed to their positions as political favors? You'll have to watch to find out.

Tune in this season and watch which liberties and freedoms will be eroded first, on Dancing with the Czars! Coming to all state-run media outlets.



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: america2point0; asocialistamerica; czar; czars; laughwhileyoucan; obama; obamajokes; obamunism; ofst; senateconfirmation; silliness; tyranny; ussa
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1 posted on 06/12/2009 5:31:14 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen

ibtp


2 posted on 06/12/2009 5:31:45 AM PDT by Dacula (Evil succeeds when good men do nothing. Lets do something.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 5!


3 posted on 06/12/2009 5:31:59 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (We are a ruled people, serfs to the Federal Oligarchy -- and the Tree of Liberty thirsts)
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; ...



SILLINESS

CLICK HERE TO BE ADDED OR TAKEN OFF THE LIST


Obama - You Want to Rule the World
You have the makings of a very evil dictator...and we all know it's what you're trying to do.
Which is very scary!
Will you rule the world? Not if Conservatives have a say!
But I'll give you an E for effort.
Are You Destined For World Domination?

4 posted on 06/12/2009 5:32:50 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Revolution can't come soon enough......When is enough, ENOUGH?)
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; ...



SILLINESS

CLICK HERE TO BE ADDED OR TAKEN OFF THE LIST


Obama - You Want to Rule the World
You have the makings of a very evil dictator...and we all know it's what you're trying to do.
Which is very scary!
Will you rule the world? Not if Conservatives have a say!
But I'll give you an E for effort.
Are You Destined For World Domination?

5 posted on 06/12/2009 5:33:12 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Revolution can't come soon enough......When is enough, ENOUGH?)
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To: Lucky9teen

Ahhh...so nice I pinged ya’ll twice! ;)


6 posted on 06/12/2009 5:34:02 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Revolution can't come soon enough......When is enough, ENOUGH?)
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To: Lucky9teen

7 posted on 06/12/2009 5:34:29 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Lucky9teen

In the top 10!!!!!!!!


8 posted on 06/12/2009 5:34:32 AM PDT by rockabyebaby (We are soooooooooooooooooooooooo screwed!)
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To: Lucky9teen

9 posted on 06/12/2009 5:35:06 AM PDT by CholeraJoe (Was it over when the Bugs nuked Buenos Aires? No!!)
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To: Lucky9teen

I'm ready for OFST!


10 posted on 06/12/2009 5:35:58 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Lucky9teen

I'm ready for OFST!


11 posted on 06/12/2009 5:36:19 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Lucky9teen

“Dancing with the Czars” - unfortunately, that’s not silliness, that’s current events in your country.


12 posted on 06/12/2009 5:36:23 AM PDT by The Flying Dutchman (Ask me about my Vow of Silence...)
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To: Lucky9teen

We're ready for OFST!


13 posted on 06/12/2009 5:37:40 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: rockabyebaby
You Are Not Destined to Rule the World
You are destined for something else...
Like inventing a new type of cupcake.
You just don't have the stomach for brutality.
But watch out - because many people do!
Are You Destined For World Domination?

14 posted on 06/12/2009 5:37:53 AM PDT by rockabyebaby (We are soooooooooooooooooooooooo screwed!)
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To: Lucky9teen

I'm ready for OFST!


15 posted on 06/12/2009 5:38:26 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Lucky9teen

I'm ready for OFST!


16 posted on 06/12/2009 5:39:11 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Lucky9teen


17 posted on 06/12/2009 5:39:20 AM PDT by CholeraJoe (Was it over when the Bugs nuked Buenos Aires? No!!)
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To: Lucky9teen

We're ready for OFST!


18 posted on 06/12/2009 5:39:55 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Are czars Constitutional?


19 posted on 06/12/2009 5:40:56 AM PDT by GlennBeck08
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To: Lucky9teen
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20 posted on 06/12/2009 5:41:13 AM PDT by IrishPennant (RLT = Radical Left Terrorism...feel it????)
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To: Lucky9teen

I'm ready for OFST!


21 posted on 06/12/2009 5:42:12 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Lucky9teen

We're ready for OFST! (really soon now)


22 posted on 06/12/2009 5:43:36 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Lucky9teen

I promise a chicken in every pot and a Czar in every garage.

23 posted on 06/12/2009 5:43:58 AM PDT by Erik Latranyi (Too many conservatives urge retreat when the war of politics doesn't go their way.)
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To: Lucky9teen

WooHooo, yay, silliness is here...


24 posted on 06/12/2009 5:46:40 AM PDT by CSM (Business is too big too fail... Government is too big to succeed... I am too small to matter...)
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To: CSM

Ping...


25 posted on 06/12/2009 6:00:36 AM PDT by servantboy777
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To: Lucky9teen

Who’s body is that on the ‘dancing with the czars’ poster? She is smokin’ hot.


26 posted on 06/12/2009 6:06:16 AM PDT by LongElegantLegs (Oh, pipe down, Cecilia!)
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To: Lucky9teen

27 posted on 06/12/2009 6:13:10 AM PDT by erkyl (We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office --Aesop (~550 BC))
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To: Lucky9teen
Got Dance?
28 posted on 06/12/2009 6:14:38 AM PDT by BigFinn (Only the insane would ever elect a President Hussein?)
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To: LongElegantLegs
Her's:

Edyta Sliwinska.
29 posted on 06/12/2009 6:18:32 AM PDT by NCC-1701 (ON 1-19-09 GAS WAS, ON AVERAGE IN MEMPHIS, $1.43 A GALLON.)
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To: NCC-1701

Wow.
She should be the health czar.


30 posted on 06/12/2009 6:20:55 AM PDT by LongElegantLegs (Oh, pipe down, Cecilia!)
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To: Lucky9teen
Photobucket
31 posted on 06/12/2009 6:25:39 AM PDT by girlscout (Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?)
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To: Lucky9teen

“...more czars than a Romanov wedding...”

Charles Krauthammer


32 posted on 06/12/2009 6:25:48 AM PDT by Bean Counter (Stout Hearts....)
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To: LongElegantLegs

She surely is healthy enough.
33 posted on 06/12/2009 6:27:01 AM PDT by NCC-1701 (ON 1-19-09 GAS WAS, ON AVERAGE IN MEMPHIS, $1.43 A GALLON.)
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To: arbooz

The sheriff of a small town was also the town’s veterinarian.

One night the phone rang, and his wife answered. An agitated voice inquired, “Is your husband there?”

“Do you require his services as a sheriff or as a vet?” the wife asked.

“Both!” was the reply. “We can’t get our dog’s mouth open, and there’s a burglar in it.”


35 posted on 06/12/2009 6:39:05 AM PDT by DaveLoneRanger (My country, right or wrong. But BOY...!)
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To: Bean Counter

Three drunks, Bubba, Earl and Jeb, were walking home late one night and found themselves on the road that led past the old graveyard.

“Come have a look over here”, says Bubba, “It’s Zeb Jones’ grave. Bless his soul, he lived to the ripe old age of 87.”

“That’s nothing”, says Earl, “here’s one named Butch Smith. It says here that he was 95 when he died.”

Just then, Jeb yells out, “But here’s a fella that died when he was 145 years old!”

“What was his name?” asks Bubba.

Jeb lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker, and exclaims, “Miles, from Georgia.”


36 posted on 06/12/2009 6:41:00 AM PDT by DaveLoneRanger (My country, right or wrong. But BOY...!)
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To: DaveLoneRanger



37 posted on 06/12/2009 6:45:52 AM PDT by DaveLoneRanger (My country, right or wrong. But BOY...!)
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To: Lucky9teen; All

38 posted on 06/12/2009 6:59:05 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: LongElegantLegs

You ain’t lyin....


39 posted on 06/12/2009 7:02:30 AM PDT by envisio (Sexual Beer & BBQ Ribs)
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To: Lucky9teen

40 posted on 06/12/2009 7:02:59 AM PDT by workerbee (If you vote for Democrats, you are engaging in UnAmerican Activity.)
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To: DaveLoneRanger

Ha!

What’s got four legs and one arm?

A happy pit bull.


41 posted on 06/12/2009 7:10:22 AM PDT by LongElegantLegs (Oh, pipe down, Cecilia!)
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To: Lucky9teen

I’m here!
(overslept)


42 posted on 06/12/2009 7:10:35 AM PDT by Monkey Face (RUN, SARAH, RUN! ~~ (Stolen from redhead))
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To: GlennBeck08

Nothing about the Obama administration in Constitutional. But hey..its Friday...GO PENQUINS.....


43 posted on 06/12/2009 7:13:14 AM PDT by Yorlik803 ( If this be treason, then lets make the best of it.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Moy! Moy!
44 posted on 06/12/2009 7:16:10 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Yorlik803

No, Go WINGS! :)

I think I am going to have a nice tall glass of Friday as soon as I get done with work. We’re finally experiencing some of algore’s global warming up here.. it’s probably going to be in the 70s today. It is only the 3rd day above 65 we’ve had since last fall that I can remember. Yay global warming!!


45 posted on 06/12/2009 7:16:50 AM PDT by GlennBeck08
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To: Lucky9teen; The_Victor; Travis T. OJustice; Shyla; girlscout
You Are Destined to Rule the World
You have the makings of a very evil dictator...
Which is both kind of cool and kind of scary!
Will you rule the world? Maybe. Maybe not.
But at least you know that you could.
Are You Destined For World Domination?

46 posted on 06/12/2009 7:21:58 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer (File CONGRESS.SYS corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?)
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To: GlennBeck08

I took a mental health day.Enjoying a Seattle- like day. No sun, gray skies and cool, wet breeze.
It will be a good game tonight. But the Pens will take it.Look for a lot of hitting and high scoring. Predicted score: Pens 3...wings 2.....
Or it will be a blow out..Wing 19...Pens 0....Malkin flees country...
How that for a Obama like prediction????


47 posted on 06/12/2009 7:23:41 AM PDT by Yorlik803 ( If this be treason, then lets make the best of it.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Your Life is 16% Green
You're not really a tree hugger... if anything, you're a smokestack hugger.
So the environment is not your thing. Would it kill you to at least not litter?
How Green Is Your Life?

48 posted on 06/12/2009 7:23:45 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer (File CONGRESS.SYS corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?)
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To: Lucky9teen

Gas powered La-Z-Boy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt8guRte36c

Good idea for Fathers Day


49 posted on 06/12/2009 7:30:28 AM PDT by sunny48
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To: GlennBeck08

50 posted on 06/12/2009 7:30:38 AM PDT by workerbee (If you vote for Democrats, you are engaging in UnAmerican Activity.)
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