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The Peoples Cube ^ | June 10, 2009 | By Superkommissar Maksim

Posted on 06/12/2009 5:31:14 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

Dancing with the Czars: Obama's New State-Run Show


The cast of Obama Czars hit the dance floor on the new show with the highly anticipated season premiere of Dancing with the Czars .

You will be introduced to twelve Czars, who hold varying positions of power within the administration.

The great thing about them is that Czars operate with impunity and are "under the radar" when it comes to making policy. They are accountable to no one except the President and, oh man, can they dance. 



The rules are unknown and the Czars don't have to undergo Senate Confirmation Hearings, they simply get appointed. Not only do they have immunity from elimination, Obama is likely to appoint more in the coming months.

Episode One will feature President Obama and TARP Czar Herb Allison. You will marvel at their prowess as they dance the Constitutional Side Step on the grave of Thomas Jefferson.

Following episodes are sure to feature Energy Czar Carol Browner and Health Reform Czar Nancy-Ann DeParle. With their solutions to problems being just the opposite of what is needed, their performance is guaranteed to be dangerous and entertaining.

Then there is Stimulus Accountability Czar Earl Devaney; his title alone is pure entertainment and his tap dancing will astound all.

Other dancers such as InfoTech Czar, and Urban Czar are quite the mystery. No one seems to know exactly what they do. Do they have talent or were they appointed to their positions as political favors? You'll have to watch to find out.

Tune in this season and watch which liberties and freedoms will be eroded first, on Dancing with the Czars! Coming to all state-run media outlets.



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: america2point0; asocialistamerica; czar; czars; laughwhileyoucan; obama; obamajokes; obamunism; ofst; senateconfirmation; silliness; tyranny; ussa
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To: Lucky9teen

I'm ready for OFST!


21 posted on 06/12/2009 5:42:12 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Lucky9teen

We're ready for OFST! (really soon now)


22 posted on 06/12/2009 5:43:36 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Lucky9teen

I promise a chicken in every pot and a Czar in every garage.

23 posted on 06/12/2009 5:43:58 AM PDT by Erik Latranyi (Too many conservatives urge retreat when the war of politics doesn't go their way.)
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To: Lucky9teen

WooHooo, yay, silliness is here...


24 posted on 06/12/2009 5:46:40 AM PDT by CSM (Business is too big too fail... Government is too big to succeed... I am too small to matter...)
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To: CSM

Ping...


25 posted on 06/12/2009 6:00:36 AM PDT by servantboy777
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To: Lucky9teen

Who’s body is that on the ‘dancing with the czars’ poster? She is smokin’ hot.


26 posted on 06/12/2009 6:06:16 AM PDT by LongElegantLegs (Oh, pipe down, Cecilia!)
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To: Lucky9teen

27 posted on 06/12/2009 6:13:10 AM PDT by erkyl (We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office --Aesop (~550 BC))
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To: Lucky9teen
Got Dance?
28 posted on 06/12/2009 6:14:38 AM PDT by BigFinn (Only the insane would ever elect a President Hussein?)
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To: LongElegantLegs
Her's:

Edyta Sliwinska.
29 posted on 06/12/2009 6:18:32 AM PDT by NCC-1701 (ON 1-19-09 GAS WAS, ON AVERAGE IN MEMPHIS, $1.43 A GALLON.)
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To: NCC-1701

Wow.
She should be the health czar.


30 posted on 06/12/2009 6:20:55 AM PDT by LongElegantLegs (Oh, pipe down, Cecilia!)
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To: Lucky9teen
Photobucket
31 posted on 06/12/2009 6:25:39 AM PDT by girlscout (Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?)
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To: Lucky9teen

“...more czars than a Romanov wedding...”

Charles Krauthammer


32 posted on 06/12/2009 6:25:48 AM PDT by Bean Counter (Stout Hearts....)
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To: LongElegantLegs

She surely is healthy enough.
33 posted on 06/12/2009 6:27:01 AM PDT by NCC-1701 (ON 1-19-09 GAS WAS, ON AVERAGE IN MEMPHIS, $1.43 A GALLON.)
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To: Lucky9teen; All

38 posted on 06/12/2009 6:59:05 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: LongElegantLegs

You ain’t lyin....


39 posted on 06/12/2009 7:02:30 AM PDT by envisio (Sexual Beer & BBQ Ribs)
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To: Lucky9teen

40 posted on 06/12/2009 7:02:59 AM PDT by workerbee (If you vote for Democrats, you are engaging in UnAmerican Activity.)
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