It’s your money, is it?
So now the State assumes it is illegal drug money. And you must provide proof you obtained it legally.
Failure to do so means the cash is confiscated by the State.
as a recently hired employee of “the state”, please forward the cash to me by quickest available conveyance and I’ll eventually make a decision as to whom it belongs..you can call me to check the status at anytime by dialing BR549..
And since it is my only income and under $250K, I don't have to pay the huge taxes. (My business is all cash, unless I take a drug dealer/pimp/hit man bail out and the administration appoints a czar to keep my salary down.)
Statute of Limitations!!!