If I had $178,496 in crisp currency, and the feds came snooping, I would kindly explain I’m a Community Organizer and an ACORN volunteer.
I’ve no doubt I would soon be leaving with $378,496.00.
Scratch that deviously wonderful idea of mine.
Will never work.
You see..... I’m a TWP.
(Typical White Person)
Plus I’m a man. And not a Wise Latina Woman.
(Damn, I’m so screwed!)