George Clooney Hires A Psychic To Talk To His Departed Potbellied Pig

All Headline News ^ | June 19, 2009 | Shannon McGregor

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Los Angeles, CA (BANG) - George Clooney has hired to psychic to help him contact his dead pig. The "Leatherheads" star is still mourning the loss of his beloved potbellied pet Max, who died in 2006, and asked a medium to get in touch with the swine.

George reportedly told a friend: "The psychic told me Max had a great life with me. He is very happy in spirit and still hangs out with me sometimes."

"I am not sure she was telling the truth but I do want to believe her."

The handsome actor was left devastated after 300lb Max passed away at home while the actor was promoting his movie 'The Good German'.

Max, who had suffered from partial blindness and arthritis, had lived with George for 18 years and the pair often shared a bed.

The 48-year-old hunk regularly took Max to interviews and photo shoots and joked it was his longest-running relationship.

George said shortly after Max's death: "He was as old a pig as the vets had ever seen. He was a big part of my life. It's strange how animals become a big part of your family. They really become a big issue with you."

The Hollywood star vowed never to get another pig following the loss of the pet he affectionately called "Max the star."

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Gosh. Handsome AND smart as well. *SNORT*

[LottieDah]

Why doesn't George Clooney hire a shrink instead. It seems like he has “issues” that need to be addressed.

[lilylangtree]

H’weirdos—Bleah!

[South40]

George Clooney Hires A Psychic To Talk To His Departed Potbellied Pig

Michael Moore is dead?

[Niuhuru]

When you really think about it, you could make a fortune out of these idiots.

[theDentist]

"Max... Max... you gotta tell me, are you there Max?
Max... where'd you bury the keys to my Suburban? Max???"

[Joiseydude]

Max,...snip...had lived with George for 18 years and the pair often shared a bed.

Juat as bad as the woman with the chimp in CT, one sick freak.

[dead]

His daughter, or a different one?

[TheClintons-STILLAnti-American]

Clooney still has a bevy of pigs eager to share his bed.

[Joiseydude]

And this is someone who has Obama's ear?

God help us.

[Abigail Adams]

“...had lived with George for 18 years and the pair often shared a bed.”

Maybe that’s why he’s not married? LOL!

[LottieDah]

Sleeping with a potbellied pig...no wonder he couldn’t hold on to a real woman....the pig was probably the love of his life.

[Sleeping Freeper]

George (c)Looney....

[peace with honor]

WTF???

[TheThinker]

What does he expect the pig to say?

[getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL]

Maybe Mark Levin should send the bereaved a signed copy of “Rescuing Sprite**A Dog Lover’s Story of Joy and Anguish.”

[Mister Muggles]

Shared his bed with a 300 lb PIG? WTF?

Being the good liberal that he is, I hope they were planning to get married.

[Daffynition]

What a great pet! He's wealthy enuf ... why didn't he have it cloned cloonied?

[Markos33]

Growing up we had pet pigs too.

And we ate them all.

Someone should send George a pound of sausage to make him feel better.

[bgill]

This is a joke, right? There’s no way a full grown man and a 300 lb pig can fit in a bed. Pigs take up more room sideways because of how they’re shaped. Max would have taken up the entire bed.

[dead]

the pair often shared a bed

George was probably just confused by his bedroom's cheesy mirrored walls.

[GunRunner]

[Joe 6-pack]

I spoke with a dead pig at breakfast!

[LottieDah]

Poor Max died of shame!

[houeto]

George (c)Looney....

I opened this thread with the sole purpose of making sure someone, anyone, had wrote what you just did. Thanks.

[HereInTheHeartland]

Another illustration of why Hollywood actors should be looked to as experts in areas like nuclear power, politics, global warming, etc, etc.....

[GQuagmire]

Clooney still has a bevy of pigs eager to share his bed.


I'll gladly take some of them off his hands ;)

[DogBarkTree]

We got your pig right here Georgie Porgie.

[a fool in paradise]

[Trillian]

A pig and and a clooney dna just won’t splice!

[a fool in paradise]

In a pig’s ear.

[Corin Stormhands]

Dumber than a bag of hammers.

[houeto]

“had wrote”.....sheesh, need another beer.

[a fool in paradise]

Being the good liberal that he is, I hope they were planning to get married.

Being a typical liberal, they were living together in sin.

[a fool in paradise]

Speechless

[Gaffer]

He should just drop the pretense and drop the “C” from his name.

[EnquiringMind]

Was that necessary?

[Gaffer]

No but I bet it tasted good.

[SWAMPSNIPER]

“A fool and his money are soon parted”!

[Safrguns]

Youtube video of the sayonce (sp?) please!!!

“OH PIGGY!!!... Where Art Thou??”

Psychic: “Oink Oink... OINK oink”

Clooney: “Translate please”

Psychic: “sorry... I dont speak pig”

[EggsAckley]

My reaction to this is that it’s fine for cLooney to see a psychic, but why not do it quietly? They always have to blab to the press about everything they do.

Plus, I don’t need a psychic to contact my 24 year old cat “Grumpy” who passed twenty years ago. He is with me always.

[MozarkDawg]

“...had lived with George for 18 years and the pair often shared a bed.”

Maybe that’s why he’s not married? LOL!

He was, to actress Talia Balsalm, they divorced in 1993. Let's do the math, shall we?? It seems he was in bed with his pig for at least two years before she was outta there, hmmm ...

[cammie]

I’m an entertainment lawyer...so I DO make a fortune off these idiots. LOL.

[Jewbacca]

When you cease to believe in G-d, you believe in anything.

[Gator113]

we thought you was a frog

[ScottinVA]

Is it the water out there? Some strange characters in Tinseltown.

[MozarkDawg]

Didn’t realize I’d typo’d that name, it’s Balsam, only one ‘l’.

[ScottinVA]

Well, they say once you go ham, all else is a sham! To each his ... er... own.

[Political Junkie Too]

I talk to my dog all the time, but all he ever says in return is "Is this food? Where's mine?"

-PJ

[ScottinVA]

The upside for George is, with all that intimate contact with Max, he’s probably has a lifetime vaccination against muslims.