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Viking flashes women at Newton Marriott
http://www.wickedlocal.com/newton/news/x986612361/Viking-flashes-women-at-Newton-Marriott ^ | June 15, 2009

Posted on 06/19/2009 2:45:01 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement

A man dressed as a Viking reportedly exposed his warhammer to two women at the Marriott hotel bar Saturday night.

According to police reports, the two women were drinking at the bar at about 9:30 p.m. when they saw a 63-year-old Mashpee man dressed as a Viking sitting next to them. The man “lifted his skirt up exposing his genitals,” according to the report.

(Excerpt) Read more at wickedlocal.com ...


TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: newton; pervert; viking
His personal Valhalla.
1 posted on 06/19/2009 2:45:01 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

“Hey ladies, want to say hello to Thor?”
Silly old Viking, I could have told him this line never works.


2 posted on 06/19/2009 2:47:10 PM PDT by SampleMan (Socialism enslaves you & kills your soul.)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
After the party boat thing, I just assumed it was this guy...


3 posted on 06/19/2009 2:49:14 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Viking2002

I hope you have a good alibi...


4 posted on 06/19/2009 2:52:50 PM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 151 of our national holiday from reality.)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

“Hi, Meet Eric The Red”


5 posted on 06/19/2009 2:55:08 PM PDT by Dysart (It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong--Voltaire)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
a 63-year-old Mashpee man

Well at 63, things aren't as firm as they used to be...

6 posted on 06/19/2009 2:56:35 PM PDT by mikrofon (Naked w/o even an Asgard)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Flashing Viking ping!


7 posted on 06/19/2009 2:57:18 PM PDT by KoRn (Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
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To: SampleMan
“Hey ladies, want to say hello to Thor?”

Thor is the God of Thunder, yes? Maybe women want something more of a storm, rather than rumbling in the distance.

8 posted on 06/19/2009 2:57:33 PM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

9 posted on 06/19/2009 2:57:45 PM PDT by Larry Lucido (Why except your own blog? If its that damned important, just (Excerpted. Click here to read more))
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Haven’t they always wanted to know what Vikings wear under their kilts?


10 posted on 06/19/2009 2:59:07 PM PDT by colorado tanker ("Lastly, I'd like to apologize for America's disproportionate response to Pearl Harbor . . . ")
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

He’s probably a local member of the Great and General Court of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts.


11 posted on 06/19/2009 2:59:17 PM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel
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To: colorado tanker

Shoes and socks?


12 posted on 06/19/2009 3:03:10 PM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 151 of our national holiday from reality.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Luckily he no longer is a Viking.

But as a long time fan of the football team, from the headline, I was expecting another offseason distraction.


13 posted on 06/19/2009 3:06:51 PM PDT by toast
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Never ever trust a man in a skirt - unless he’s marching in a Scottish military parade.

Those Celtic males knew what they were doing.. it is a scientific fact that the geometric tartans were designed to cause optical distortions and illusions.

Just be thankful that English knickers won that fashion fight.


14 posted on 06/19/2009 3:07:43 PM PDT by sodpoodle (Never give up- Keep Up!!!)
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To: windcliff

ping


15 posted on 06/19/2009 3:08:25 PM PDT by stylecouncilor (The black man is keeping me down!)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
... exposed his warhammer ...

Wow, never heard it called that before. Pay attention, folks -- you too can learn something every day. :-)

16 posted on 06/19/2009 3:10:39 PM PDT by ken in texas (come fold with us - team #36120)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Good post


17 posted on 06/19/2009 3:11:35 PM PDT by CGASMIA68
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

18 posted on 06/19/2009 3:12:30 PM PDT by Daffynition ("If any of you die, can I please have your ammo?" ~ Gator113)
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To: sodpoodle

It’s a *kilt*. :-)

I think it’s really too bad that kilts can’t be a little more mainstreamed back into common use. Ever seen those “Utilikilts”??

http://www.utilikilts.com/


19 posted on 06/19/2009 3:14:12 PM PDT by Ramius (Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
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To: Ramius
Here's a less expensive alternative.

Sport Kilt

20 posted on 06/19/2009 3:20:58 PM PDT by Toddsterpatriot (Math is hard. Harder if you're stupid.)
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To: null and void
Thorfinn's Mum: And you've got BOTH axes?
Thorfinn: Yes, Mother.
Thorfinn's Mum: And something to sharpen them with?
Throfinn: Yes, Mum.
Thorfinn's Mum: And don't forget: never let your enemy get behind you.
Thorfinn: No, Mother.
Throfin's Mum: And keep your sword greased.
Throfinn: Yes, Mother. Goodbye, Dad.
Thorfinn's Dad: And don't forget to wash - you know - ALL over.
Thorfinn: No, Dad.
Throfinn's Mum: And if you have to kill somebody, KILL them! Don't stop to think about it.
Thorfinn: I never do...
21 posted on 06/19/2009 3:22:58 PM PDT by colorado tanker ("Lastly, I'd like to apologize for America's disproportionate response to Pearl Harbor . . . ")
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To: Ramius
I think it’s really too bad that kilts can’t be a little more mainstreamed back into common use. Ever seen those “Utilikilts”??


22 posted on 06/19/2009 3:25:06 PM PDT by Richard Kimball (We're all criminals. They just haven't figured out what some of us have done yet.)
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To: Ramius
Yup - the tartan skirt is a kilt - but the guy wearing it is a celt;) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celts Celts (pronounced /ˈkelts/ or /ˈselts/, see names of the Celts; the most common academic usage is with a velar "c", pronounced as "k"), is a modern term used to describe any of the European peoples who spoke, or speak, a Celtic language.[1] The term is also used in a wider sense to describe the modern descendants of those peoples, notably those who participate in a Celtic culture. Today, the term 'Celtic' is generally used to describe the languages and respective cultures of Ireland, Scotland, Wales, Cornwall, the Isle of Man and Brittany, also known as the Six Celtic Nations. These are the regions where four Celtic languages are still spoken to some extent as mother tongues: Irish Gaelic, Scottish Gaelic, Welsh, and Breton plus two recent revivals, Cornish (one of the Brythonic languages) and Manx (one of the Goidelic languages).
23 posted on 06/19/2009 3:27:23 PM PDT by sodpoodle (Never give up- Keep Up!!!)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
A tiny little viking.


24 posted on 06/19/2009 3:31:58 PM PDT by Costumed Vigilante
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Let’s see. There was Harold Bluetooth, Svein Forkbeard, Eric Bloodaxe, Harald Fairhair. But this guy must be rlated to either Ragnar Lothbrok [Hairy Britches] or his son Ivar the Boneless [doesn’t match up].


25 posted on 06/19/2009 3:37:38 PM PDT by PzLdr ("The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am" - Darth Vader)
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To: Toddsterpatriot

“Here’s a less expensive alternative.

comes with a cute man purse too! Cigarettes & lighter?


26 posted on 06/19/2009 3:37:54 PM PDT by aMorePerfectUnion
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To: Marysecretary

Viking Ping!


27 posted on 06/19/2009 3:41:28 PM PDT by Utah Binger (Mount Carmel Utah, In the Heart of Maynard Dixon Country)
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To: aMorePerfectUnion
Cigarettes & lighter?

Gun and extra clip.

28 posted on 06/19/2009 3:44:49 PM PDT by Toddsterpatriot (Math is hard. Harder if you're stupid.)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

"I don't know whath wrong with it.
I jutht know ith Thor."

29 posted on 06/19/2009 3:49:02 PM PDT by paulycy (Liberal DOUBLE-STANDARDS are HATE speech.)
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To: Larry Lucido

Viking: “I come from the land of ice and snow!”

Ladies: “We can tell.”


30 posted on 06/19/2009 4:04:07 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: sodpoodle
Groundskeeper Willie: “Now, the kilt was only for day-to-day wear. In battle, we donned a full-length ball gown covered in sequins. The idea was to blind your opponent with luxury.”
31 posted on 06/19/2009 4:08:40 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
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To: SampleMan

“You’re Thor? I’m so Thor I can’t even pith”


32 posted on 06/19/2009 4:11:22 PM PDT by muir_redwoods ( Hey, remember the last head of state who dictated the design of automobiles?)
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To: KoRn; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
"I am Thor!"

"Tho am I, mithter."


33 posted on 06/19/2009 4:14:46 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("If Dick Cheney is Darth Vader, then Barack Obama is Jar-Jar Binks!")
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To: null and void; All
'I hope you have a good alibi...'

Uh......well, I'm only 45, but I'd otherwise be in a legal pickle, wouldn't I? Makes me think of that scene in 'Porky's':

'We call the police, and we have 'em send over one of their sketch artists.

And Miss Balbricker can give a description.

We can put up "Wanted" posters all over school.

"Have you seen this prick?"

"Report immediately to Beulah Balbricker".

"Do not attempt to apprehend this prick as it is armed and dangerous".

"It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room at Angel Beach High School".


34 posted on 06/19/2009 4:58:53 PM PDT by Viking2002 (Ted Nugent for Attorney General '12. You Know You Want It.)
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To: Utah Binger

That’s baaaaaaad, LOL.


35 posted on 06/19/2009 6:55:36 PM PDT by Marysecretary (GOD IS STILL IN CONTROL!)
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To: Viking2002
Perhaps one of the funniest scenes ever captured on celluloid.

"Please, please can we call it a "tallywhacker" ?"

36 posted on 06/19/2009 10:10:58 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps !"~~)
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To: Ramius

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!

That site is highlarious;)


37 posted on 06/20/2009 2:56:54 AM PDT by sodpoodle (Never give up- Keep Up!!!)
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To: fieldmarshaldj
You mean the scene in Principal Carter's Office? Porky's is up there with Blazing Saddles in my book.


38 posted on 06/20/2009 10:21:49 AM PDT by Viking2002 (Ted Nugent for Attorney General '12. You Know You Want It.)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Last sentence of the article: “Police filed a request for an indecent exposure hearing.”

“Hearing”?

I didn’t know those things could talk!


39 posted on 06/20/2009 4:18:52 PM PDT by Titan Magroyne ("Drill now drill hard drill often and give old Gaia a cigarette afterwards she deserves it." HerrBlu)
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To: Titan Magroyne
“Hearing”? I didn’t know those things could talk!

Maybe they should have a viewing instead.

40 posted on 06/20/2009 4:23:17 PM PDT by paulycy (Liberal DOUBLE-STANDARDS are HATE speech.)
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To: Viking2002

That’s the one. ;-)


41 posted on 06/20/2009 9:21:48 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps !"~~)
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To: paulycy; fieldmarshaldj
To echo the post right above this one: Yes, your honor, that's the one!
42 posted on 06/21/2009 2:55:31 AM PDT by Titan Magroyne ("Drill now drill hard drill often and give old Gaia a cigarette afterwards she deserves it." HerrBlu)
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