Police search for naked french fry thief

Reuters on Yahoo ^ | 6/23/09 | Reuters

[NormsRevenge]

VANCOUVER, British Columbia (Reuters) – Canadian police were on the search on Monday for a brazen thief who snatched a take-away meal while making a naked run past a fast food restaurant's drive-though window.

An employee of a Langley, British Columbia, Wendy's restaurant was handing food to a customer waiting in her car when a naked man ran between them, taking off with her fries, and leaving little evidence behind, according to police.

"Other than an age range, neither woman could provide further description," police said in a press release.

[NormsRevenge]

I'm figuring it's an initiation or a dare..

[NormsRevenge]

The perp ran off and hopped into an awaiting van.

[Tijeras_Slim]

William Burroughs

[Alex Murphy]

Wendy's restaurant was handing food to a customer waiting in her car when a naked man ran between them, taking off with her fries, and leaving little evidence behind, according to police.

Thank God for little details.

[Allegra]

Naked french fry thief ping.

[Winstons Julia]

While I would never condone this behavior...it sure is entertaining.

[green pastures]

Sounds like a flash-fry protest...

Can you imagine the jokes had he nabbed the chicken nuggets instead?

[Vaquero]

Yes, naked lunch....

[KarlInOhio]

I hollered, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it was too late.

[stefanbatory]

I think he was a few fries short of a happy meal...

[Billthedrill]

"Other than an age range, neither woman could provide further description," police said in a press release.

If the phrase "hung like a hamster" came up, I want it clear that I have an alibi.

[Doogle]

"hold them fries"

[a fool in paradise]

PONG

[a fool in paradise]

He’s probably clothed, “wearing a disguise” now.

[AngelesCrestHighway]

“Other than an age range, neither woman could provide further description,” police said in a press release.”.....

I think she saw more than an age range.....

[Doogle]

Cop: can you tell me what he looked like?

Old lady: crinkle cut

[Ramius]

OK. I want you to tell me what these fellas look like.

- The little guy was kinda funny-lookin’.

In what way?

- I don’t know. Just funny-lookin’.

Can you be any more specific?

- I couldn’t really say. He wasn’t circumcised.

Was he funny-lookin’ apart from that?

- Yah.

[GreenHornet]

I hollered, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it was too late.

.....she'd already gotten a happy meal.

[magslinger]

Or a Doukhobor? This is British Columbia we are talking about.

[immadashell]

I bet that doesn’t happen in January.

[Daffynition]

I thought this story would be from Seattle ...Vancouver ......close enuf!

[Know et al]

Police search for naked french fry thief

Why would anyone want to steal a naked french fry? LOL

[Slings and Arrows]

He's lucky he didn't pick the wrong burger barn.

[Larry Lucido]

[rmlew]

Good thing it wasn’t hot coffee. Imagine the burns!

[Titan Magroyne]

“Looked like a penis, only smaller.”

Sorry, ‘twas low-hanging fru- ...er ...um

[RichInOC]

That’s not the scary part. The scary part was when he ran inside, ran up to the fryer, and started bobbing for onion rings...without bending over.