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Police search for naked french fry thief
Reuters on Yahoo ^ | 6/23/09 | Reuters

Posted on 06/23/2009 2:14:49 PM PDT by NormsRevenge

VANCOUVER, British Columbia (Reuters) – Canadian police were on the search on Monday for a brazen thief who snatched a take-away meal while making a naked run past a fast food restaurant's drive-though window.

An employee of a Langley, British Columbia, Wendy's restaurant was handing food to a customer waiting in her car when a naked man ran between them, taking off with her fries, and leaving little evidence behind, according to police.

"Other than an age range, neither woman could provide further description," police said in a press release.

(Excerpt) Read more at news.yahoo.com ...


TOPICS: Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: frenchfry; naked; thief; wendys
I'm figuring it's an initiation or a dare..
1 posted on 06/23/2009 2:14:49 PM PDT by NormsRevenge
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The perp ran off and hopped into an awaiting van.


2 posted on 06/23/2009 2:15:23 PM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... Godspeed.)
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To: NormsRevenge

William Burroughs


3 posted on 06/23/2009 2:16:03 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: NormsRevenge
Wendy's restaurant was handing food to a customer waiting in her car when a naked man ran between them, taking off with her fries, and leaving little evidence behind, according to police.

Thank God for little details.

4 posted on 06/23/2009 2:16:27 PM PDT by Alex Murphy (Theology is the Queen Of The Sciences)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Naked french fry thief ping.


5 posted on 06/23/2009 2:16:44 PM PDT by Allegra ( Iran Azadi!)
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To: NormsRevenge

While I would never condone this behavior...it sure is entertaining.


6 posted on 06/23/2009 2:17:14 PM PDT by Winstons Julia (doubleplusungood)
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To: NormsRevenge

Sounds like a flash-fry protest...

Can you imagine the jokes had he nabbed the chicken nuggets instead?


7 posted on 06/23/2009 2:18:23 PM PDT by green pastures
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To: Tijeras_Slim

Yes, naked lunch....


8 posted on 06/23/2009 2:18:53 PM PDT by Vaquero ("an armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
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To: NormsRevenge
I hollered, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it was too late.
9 posted on 06/23/2009 2:20:16 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, AIG, Chrysler and GM are what Marx meant by the means of production.)
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To: green pastures

I think he was a few fries short of a happy meal...


10 posted on 06/23/2009 2:21:09 PM PDT by stefanbatory (Do you want a President or a King?)
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To: NormsRevenge
"Other than an age range, neither woman could provide further description," police said in a press release.

If the phrase "hung like a hamster" came up, I want it clear that I have an alibi.

11 posted on 06/23/2009 2:22:01 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: NormsRevenge

"hold them fries"

12 posted on 06/23/2009 2:22:05 PM PDT by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: Slings and Arrows

PONG


13 posted on 06/23/2009 2:22:09 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (There is no truth in the Pravda Media.)
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To: NormsRevenge

He’s probably clothed, “wearing a disguise” now.


14 posted on 06/23/2009 2:22:59 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (There is no truth in the Pravda Media.)
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To: NormsRevenge

“Other than an age range, neither woman could provide further description,” police said in a press release.”.....

I think she saw more than an age range.....


15 posted on 06/23/2009 2:26:07 PM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: Doogle

Cop: can you tell me what he looked like?

Old lady: crinkle cut

16 posted on 06/23/2009 2:32:00 PM PDT by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: Billthedrill

OK. I want you to tell me what these fellas look like.

- The little guy was kinda funny-lookin’.

In what way?

- I don’t know. Just funny-lookin’.

Can you be any more specific?

- I couldn’t really say. He wasn’t circumcised.

Was he funny-lookin’ apart from that?

- Yah.


17 posted on 06/23/2009 2:35:44 PM PDT by Ramius (Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
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To: KarlInOhio
I hollered, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it was too late.

.....she'd already gotten a happy meal.

18 posted on 06/23/2009 2:41:07 PM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: NormsRevenge

Or a Doukhobor? This is British Columbia we are talking about.


19 posted on 06/23/2009 2:46:05 PM PDT by magslinger (Inside every father is a Bryan Mills waiting to get out.)
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To: NormsRevenge

I bet that doesn’t happen in January.


20 posted on 06/23/2009 2:48:01 PM PDT by immadashell
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To: NormsRevenge
I thought this story would be from Seattle ...Vancouver ......close enuf!


21 posted on 06/23/2009 2:49:31 PM PDT by Daffynition ("If any of you die, can I please have your ammo?" ~ Gator113)
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To: NormsRevenge

Police search for naked french fry thief

Why would anyone want to steal a naked french fry? LOL


22 posted on 06/23/2009 4:23:14 PM PDT by Know et al (Everything I know I read in the newspaper and that's the reason for my ignorance: Will Rogers)
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To: Allegra; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
He's lucky he didn't pick the wrong burger barn.


23 posted on 06/23/2009 6:02:14 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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To: NormsRevenge

24 posted on 06/23/2009 7:04:27 PM PDT by Larry Lucido (Why excerpt your own blog? If its that damned important, then (Excerpted. Click here to read more))
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To: NormsRevenge

Good thing it wasn’t hot coffee. Imagine the burns!


25 posted on 06/23/2009 8:22:09 PM PDT by rmlew ( The SAVE and GIVE acts are institutioning Corvee. Where's the outtrage!)
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To: Billthedrill

“Looked like a penis, only smaller.”

Sorry, ‘twas low-hanging fru- ...er ...um


26 posted on 06/24/2009 12:00:44 PM PDT by Titan Magroyne ("Drill now drill hard drill often and give old Gaia a cigarette afterwards she deserves it." HerrBlu)
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To: NormsRevenge

That’s not the scary part. The scary part was when he ran inside, ran up to the fryer, and started bobbing for onion rings...without bending over.


27 posted on 06/24/2009 12:05:16 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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