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Stoned wallabies causing crop circles
http://bigpondnews.com ^ | Thursday, June 25, 2009 10:01am | Rick Rockliff

Posted on 06/24/2009 8:25:49 PM PDT by cavador

Stoned wallabies causing crop circles

Tasmanian wallabies are getting stoned on the state's opium poppy crops and creating crop circles.
Things are really hopping in Tasmania where wallabies are getting stoned on the state's opium poppy crops and creating crop circles.

The wallabies are breaking into the poppy fields and making the circles while they're high.

Rick Rockliff from Tasmanian Alkaloids says wildlife and livestock which eat the poppies are known to act weird, and he's told the Hobart Mercury there's been many stories about sheep eating the poppies and then walking around in circles.

Tasmania is the world's largest producer of legally grown opium for the pharmaceutical market.


TOPICS: Agriculture; Health/Medicine; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: beeber; cheese; cropcircles; medicalmarijuana; moose; mooseandcheese; napl; opium; poppies; stuned; wallabies
When I saw the header,I thought it was about an Aussie Rock band.
1 posted on 06/24/2009 8:25:53 PM PDT by cavador
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To: cavador

I hate when that happens.


2 posted on 06/24/2009 8:26:59 PM PDT by Man50D (Fair Tax, you earn it, you keep it! FairTaxNation.com)
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To: Slings and Arrows

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3 posted on 06/24/2009 8:28:41 PM PDT by KoRn (Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
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To: cavador

Duuuuuude.


4 posted on 06/24/2009 8:32:34 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: naturalman1975

Anything you’d like to confess now?


5 posted on 06/24/2009 8:41:31 PM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 156 of our national holiday from reality.)
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To: cavador

Hahahaha. And the stoners here are the ones who are freaking out about crop circles. Priceless!


6 posted on 06/24/2009 9:06:33 PM PDT by conservative cat (America, you have been PWNED!)
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To: cavador

7 posted on 06/24/2009 9:08:59 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: cavador

Watch me wallaby’s feed, mate,
Watch me wallaby’s feed.
They’re a dangerous breed, mate,
So watch me wallaby’s feed.


8 posted on 06/24/2009 9:22:04 PM PDT by LRS (Just contracts; just laws; just a constitution...)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Not A Ping


9 posted on 06/24/2009 9:36:22 PM PDT by The SISU kid (I feel really homesick all the time & so do all the other aliens.....)
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To: null and void

I do not know that wallaby. I’ve never met that wallaby. I did not have sexual relations with that wallaby. That wallaby is nothing to do with me.


10 posted on 06/24/2009 10:22:43 PM PDT by naturalman1975 ("America was under attack. Australia was immediately there to help." - John Winston Howard)
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To: KoRn; The SISU kid; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
"It's a wallaby...and he's got a bong!"


11 posted on 06/24/2009 11:23:14 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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To: cavador

WASTED-WALLABIES-WALKING-IN-CIRCLES BUMP


12 posted on 06/24/2009 11:44:27 PM PDT by Pajamajan ( Pray for our nation. Thank the Lord for everything you have. Ask His forgiveness. Don't wait.)
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To: Pajamajan

Wallaby darned! Whoda thunk?


13 posted on 06/25/2009 3:37:22 AM PDT by Big Giant Head (I should change my tagline to "Big Giant penguin on my Head")
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To: Fred Nerks; AdmSmith; Berosus; bigheadfred; Convert from ECUSA; dervish; Ernest_at_the_Beach; ...
Tasmanian wallabies are getting stoned on the state's opium poppy crops and creating crop circles.
Just be glad Tasmania doesn't have state pot farms, there'd be no food left anywhere.
14 posted on 06/25/2009 4:51:54 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (http://www.troopathon.org/index.php -- June 25th -- the Troopathon)
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To: cavador

So, wallabies are aliens?


15 posted on 06/25/2009 4:52:43 AM PDT by Larry Lucido (Why excerpt your own blog? If its that damned important, then (Excerpted. Click here to read more))
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To: LRS

Feed me wallaby speed, Pete,
Feed me wallaby speed.
These poppies are mighty fine feed, Pete,
Feed me wallabies speed.


16 posted on 06/25/2009 5:49:13 AM PDT by naturalman1975 ("America was under attack. Australia was immediately there to help." - John Winston Howard)
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To: cavador; Slings and Arrows; SunkenCiv

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.

Wait, what?

17 posted on 06/25/2009 7:50:12 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: cavador; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows
there's been many stories about sheep eating the poppies and then walking around in circles.

The hemp clothing people want some of this wool...

18 posted on 06/25/2009 7:51:57 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (There is no truth in the Pravda Media.)
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To: cavador
Do they hold hands?


19 posted on 06/25/2009 2:03:56 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Communism + Hezbollah + Al Qaeda + Obama + StoneAge = CHAOS)
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To: Slings and Arrows; cavador

20 posted on 06/25/2009 2:19:17 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Communism + Hezbollah + Al Qaeda + Obama + StoneAge = CHAOS)
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To: Lady Jag

*snicker* My dog actually has inner-ear problems, and sometimes wobbles like she’s drunk. Doesn’t stop her from chasing squirrels, though, with her rear end shimmying like an old Chevy Vega!


21 posted on 06/25/2009 2:23:24 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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