Posted on 07/01/2009 1:08:22 PM PDT by Justaham
And they says bloggers are news-lite. The latest issue of Details magazine carries this ludicrous headline on the top of the cover: "Can Obama Make You Better In Bed?" Inside is an article suggesting that "from the way we wear our suits to the way we relate to our wives, somehow American men are acting a little more like 44."
This is, as you might suspect, the work of a magazine just making wild generalizations about American manhood with bold assertion and zero research. Men may have favored McCain last November, "But it might not matter all that much, because in voting for a radically different avatar of American masculinity, we were, in a way, voting for Barack Obama to change us. Which is exactly what he's doing."
(Excerpt) Read more at newsbusters.org ...
If you like gay sex, probably so.
Holy Crap! These idiots are dumber than I thought.
From what I’ve heard...only if I was in to anal.
Obama just wears his love handles on the side of his head.
Might help you get better in bed with a guy ... with a woman? Doubt it.
Ugh that's a disgusting set of mental gymnastics to have to go through in order to post.
Sure he can! Same as Rosie O’Donnell being my dietician...
Well...in a roundabout way he could. For instance, if he resigned or suddenly was not president any more (cough, cough) I would have much more hope and enthusiasm for just about everything.
Well, Obama only loves himself, so that tends to limit the skill set....
my husband and i were in Vancouver last weekend and i saw this article title on the cover of this mag in a newsstand and i literally exclaimed aloud. HOW STUPID can these people be???
...snort...
Joe - you owe me a keyboard!
Will you please post a [Barf Alert] at the end of the headline for any future articles of this nature you decide to post?
Thank you.
Well, if you start the evening by promising to spend two trillion on her that you don’t have, that will work with some kinds of women.
Do not marry those kinds of women.
Just when I think the media has plumbed the depths of sycophancy....along comes another example that’s even worse.
I hate the media.
Ni, but he can destroy anything resembling a sex drive.
As I said, liberalism is a mental disturbance.
Women go gaga over metrosexuals?
Think about his wife and you can suspend release all night...
Probably not, but that headline did give me a raging case of bulimia.
He makes you both so miserable that you get drunk and ‘think’ you’ve just had a great time. In that case he also makes men and women more attractive. Beer goggles. Is there no end to what he can do?!
“Wear our suits”??
“Relate to our wives”???
What kinda of metrofag crap is this?
I remember one day a few months ago I was cutting wood in the backyard. Chainsaw blarring... my workboots with 100k miles on them..... cutting stacking splitting wood... sweaty with sawdust stuck to me, smelling of premixed 2cycle gas. I went inside for a cold beer and my wife nearly raped me right there... sawdust, sweat and all. (not that I am complaining) My take is some women like MEN.
Only if you want to have sex with ugly women.
The left wing media are truly frickin' batsh** crazy.
I was told once, by a woman, that the smell of a sweaty man was overpowering for females. Maybe it was just her(I worked all the time when she was in my life)and maybe it was just to get me to do things around the house but other women have told me the same thing over the years.
Where the barf alert?
That picture is hilarious!
Absolutely.
Must... make... moRE... CONSERVATIVES!!!
I guess it depends...if you like getting screwed he sure is getting you used to it.
Just another “journalist” having fantasies about this goofball. Just ignore them and don’t buy their rags. They can be off in la la land and be broke.
My most effective cologne is the smell of smoke from spare ribs on the grill. The wife won’t let me wash the shirt for a couple of days. Fresh cut wood works also. As for the metrofag stuff, dosen’t work on any woman I ever knew.
I saw that... must be true.
Somehow, I can’t imagine a metroweenie doing that. The water spray would ruin his hair.
Not this one.
I’m not sure, but it appears the author may be somewhat confused about the various meanings of the term “getting screwed”.
Now there’s a man! A guy for the rest of us guys to look up to and hope to measure up to. Not some Bi-sexual communist, dictator wannabee.
Speaking of fresh cut wood, I used to work in a sawmill, my wife had a single friend and I knew a guy that I worked with who was looking for a woman. I introduced them and the woman was crazy about my buddy, although he wasn't very good looking. She later told my wife that it was the smell of the wood that drove her crazy. They were married and about 8 years later the mill was shut down due to enviros and spotted owls! I don't know if their marriage made it or not, I do know mine didn't!
Blech. Not this one. More like gag gag. :(
I can’t remember where I read or heard this, but I recall a soldier in Iraq saying that someone back home had subscribed him to Details as a gift, and his whole platoon started making fun of him, saying that reading the mag is a violation of “don’t ask, don’t tell.”
. . . Love little babies that always need changing and love strong, smelly men so that there will be more babies to love--and in between go on loving because it's so good to love!" Heinlein: Stranger in a Strange Land
All I know is that when I met my wife I was wearing my full dress uniform (Air Force) and she later told her sister, “I never had a chance.” I noticed she never minded when I showed up to see her in my BDUs with some sweat and jet fuel smell on me.
17 years later, we have four kids...the latest of whom is only four months old.
I think he can. I was lying there in bed last night and started thinking about Obama’s policies and suddenly realized I was getting screwed.
I was in Barnes and Noble this afternoon with my wife, and we were looking at the magazines. I mentioned that it was a good thing that Michael Jackson died, because we’d get a week without “that smug fascist Obama” on the cover of Time and Newsweek.
I got some dirty looks.
Make that two key boards.
If by better in bed they mean pull the cover over their head and go back to sleep because they don’t have a job...than yes he can!!!
As alluring as that is, it just doesn't compete with the most masculine smell found in the universe...
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