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Details Magazine: 'Can Obama Make You Better In Bed?'
Newsbusters.org ^ | 7-1-09 | Tim Graham

Posted on 07/01/2009 1:08:22 PM PDT by Justaham

And they says bloggers are news-lite. The latest issue of Details magazine carries this ludicrous headline on the top of the cover: "Can Obama Make You Better In Bed?" Inside is an article suggesting that "from the way we wear our suits to the way we relate to our wives, somehow American men are acting a little more like 44."

This is, as you might suspect, the work of a magazine just making wild generalizations about American manhood with bold assertion and zero research. Men may have favored McCain last November, "But it might not matter all that much, because in voting for a radically different avatar of American masculinity, we were, in a way, voting for Barack Obama to change us. Which is exactly what he's doing."

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TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: dnctalkingpoints; kneepadbrigade; metrosexuals; napl; pravdamedia

1 posted on 07/01/2009 1:08:22 PM PDT by Justaham
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To: Justaham

If you like gay sex, probably so.


2 posted on 07/01/2009 1:09:19 PM PDT by Jewbacca (The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem.)
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To: Justaham

Holy Crap! These idiots are dumber than I thought.


3 posted on 07/01/2009 1:09:33 PM PDT by vpintheak (Like a muddied spring or a polluted well is a righteous man who gives way to the wicked. Prov. 25:26)
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To: Justaham

From what I’ve heard...only if I was in to anal.


4 posted on 07/01/2009 1:09:45 PM PDT by MNlurker
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To: Justaham

Obama just wears his love handles on the side of his head.


5 posted on 07/01/2009 1:09:50 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Justaham
Acting like a complete metrosexual and probable man on the down low?

Might help you get better in bed with a guy ... with a woman? Doubt it.

Ugh that's a disgusting set of mental gymnastics to have to go through in order to post.

6 posted on 07/01/2009 1:11:08 PM PDT by Centurion2000 (Out of gas become a pill box, Out of ammo become a bunker, Out of hope become a hero.)
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To: Justaham

Sure he can! Same as Rosie O’Donnell being my dietician...


7 posted on 07/01/2009 1:11:16 PM PDT by Zeppelin (Where have you gone, Joe McCarthy, oh? A nation turns illiberel eyes to you...oo oo oo...)
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To: Justaham

Well...in a roundabout way he could. For instance, if he resigned or suddenly was not president any more (cough, cough) I would have much more hope and enthusiasm for just about everything.


8 posted on 07/01/2009 1:11:59 PM PDT by Lee'sGhost (Johnny Rico picked the wrong girl!)
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To: Justaham

Well, Obama only loves himself, so that tends to limit the skill set....


9 posted on 07/01/2009 1:11:59 PM PDT by andy58-in-nh (You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.)
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To: Justaham

my husband and i were in Vancouver last weekend and i saw this article title on the cover of this mag in a newsstand and i literally exclaimed aloud. HOW STUPID can these people be???


10 posted on 07/01/2009 1:12:33 PM PDT by xsmommy
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To: Joe 6-pack

...snort...

Joe - you owe me a keyboard!


11 posted on 07/01/2009 1:12:57 PM PDT by iceskater (Michelle Obama to America - "Let them wear Keds!")
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To: Justaham

Will you please post a [Barf Alert] at the end of the headline for any future articles of this nature you decide to post?

Thank you.


12 posted on 07/01/2009 1:14:14 PM PDT by WayneS (Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
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To: Justaham

Well, if you start the evening by promising to spend two trillion on her that you don’t have, that will work with some kinds of women.

Do not marry those kinds of women.


13 posted on 07/01/2009 1:15:44 PM PDT by Our man in washington
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To: Justaham
tele Pictures, Images and Photos
14 posted on 07/01/2009 1:17:09 PM PDT by Snickering Hound
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To: Justaham

Just when I think the media has plumbed the depths of sycophancy....along comes another example that’s even worse.

I hate the media.


15 posted on 07/01/2009 1:19:09 PM PDT by iceskater (Michelle Obama to America - "Let them wear Keds!")
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To: Justaham

Ni, but he can destroy anything resembling a sex drive.


16 posted on 07/01/2009 1:19:47 PM PDT by Califreak (Dissident under duress)
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To: Justaham

As I said, liberalism is a mental disturbance.


17 posted on 07/01/2009 1:27:12 PM PDT by Leftism is Mentally Deranged (liberalism = serious mental deficiency)
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To: Justaham

18 posted on 07/01/2009 1:27:56 PM PDT by workerbee (If you vote for Democrats, you are engaging in UnAmerican Activity.)
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To: Justaham

Women go gaga over metrosexuals?


19 posted on 07/01/2009 1:36:44 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (There is no truth in the Pravda Media.)
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To: Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows

Think about his wife and you can suspend release all night...


20 posted on 07/01/2009 1:37:48 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (There is no truth in the Pravda Media.)
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To: Justaham

Probably not, but that headline did give me a raging case of bulimia.


21 posted on 07/01/2009 1:38:36 PM PDT by retrokitten
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To: Justaham

He makes you both so miserable that you get drunk and ‘think’ you’ve just had a great time. In that case he also makes men and women more attractive. Beer goggles. Is there no end to what he can do?!


22 posted on 07/01/2009 1:40:04 PM PDT by ReneeLynn (Socialism, it's the new black.)
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To: a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Smiley - BarfingSmiley - Barfing  - 2Smiley - Barfing - 3


23 posted on 07/01/2009 1:43:05 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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To: Justaham

“Wear our suits”??
“Relate to our wives”???

What kinda of metrofag crap is this?
I remember one day a few months ago I was cutting wood in the backyard. Chainsaw blarring... my workboots with 100k miles on them..... cutting stacking splitting wood... sweaty with sawdust stuck to me, smelling of premixed 2cycle gas. I went inside for a cold beer and my wife nearly raped me right there... sawdust, sweat and all. (not that I am complaining) My take is some women like MEN.


24 posted on 07/01/2009 1:47:45 PM PDT by envisio (Sexual Beer & BBQ Ribs)
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To: Justaham

Only if you want to have sex with ugly women.


25 posted on 07/01/2009 1:49:04 PM PDT by wolfcreek (KMTEXASA!)
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To: Justaham
Why in he he** would this big eared, flabby, and he is, POS, make any MAN better in bed? What the he**? No man makes me better in bed, only women do that and I have found a few that changed me for the better in bed. Sorry if that offends anyone but I am not a metro sexual fruit cake gay SOB, so NO, Bozo the WH clown doesn't do a thing for my sex life.

The left wing media are truly frickin' batsh** crazy.

26 posted on 07/01/2009 2:05:12 PM PDT by calex59
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To: envisio

I was told once, by a woman, that the smell of a sweaty man was overpowering for females. Maybe it was just her(I worked all the time when she was in my life)and maybe it was just to get me to do things around the house but other women have told me the same thing over the years.


27 posted on 07/01/2009 2:07:52 PM PDT by calex59
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To: Justaham

Where the barf alert?


28 posted on 07/01/2009 2:08:14 PM PDT by july4thfreedomfoundation (If Randy Cunningham is in prison for corruption, then why isn't Diane Feinstein locked up as well?)
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To: Snickering Hound

That picture is hilarious!


29 posted on 07/01/2009 2:09:29 PM PDT by calex59
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To: Justaham

Absolutely.

Must... make... moRE... CONSERVATIVES!!!


30 posted on 07/01/2009 2:09:39 PM PDT by william clark (Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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To: Justaham

I guess it depends...if you like getting screwed he sure is getting you used to it.


31 posted on 07/01/2009 2:09:52 PM PDT by Ironfocus
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To: envisio
My take is some women like MEN.

That's proved by the comments of many women about this heroic construction worker.
:)
32 posted on 07/01/2009 2:13:31 PM PDT by MaryFromMichigan
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To: Justaham

Just another “journalist” having fantasies about this goofball. Just ignore them and don’t buy their rags. They can be off in la la land and be broke.


33 posted on 07/01/2009 2:13:40 PM PDT by Texas resident ( Cut n Shoot Texas: Mayberry for rednecks)
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To: envisio

My most effective cologne is the smell of smoke from spare ribs on the grill. The wife won’t let me wash the shirt for a couple of days. Fresh cut wood works also. As for the metrofag stuff, dosen’t work on any woman I ever knew.


34 posted on 07/01/2009 2:17:25 PM PDT by Texas resident ( Cut n Shoot Texas: Mayberry for rednecks)
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To: MaryFromMichigan

I saw that... must be true.
Somehow, I can’t imagine a metroweenie doing that. The water spray would ruin his hair.


35 posted on 07/01/2009 2:25:35 PM PDT by envisio (Sexual Beer & BBQ Ribs)
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To: a fool in paradise

Not this one.


36 posted on 07/01/2009 2:31:25 PM PDT by Hoffer Rand (There ARE two Americas: "God's children" and the tax payers)
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To: Justaham

I’m not sure, but it appears the author may be somewhat confused about the various meanings of the term “getting screwed”.


37 posted on 07/01/2009 2:34:23 PM PDT by tacticalogic ("Oh bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
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To: MaryFromMichigan

Now there’s a man! A guy for the rest of us guys to look up to and hope to measure up to. Not some Bi-sexual communist, dictator wannabee.


38 posted on 07/01/2009 2:40:04 PM PDT by calex59
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To: Texas resident
My most effective cologne is the smell of smoke from spare ribs on the grill. The wife won’t let me wash the shirt for a couple of days. Fresh cut wood works also. As for the metrofag stuff, dosen’t work on any woman I ever knew.

Speaking of fresh cut wood, I used to work in a sawmill, my wife had a single friend and I knew a guy that I worked with who was looking for a woman. I introduced them and the woman was crazy about my buddy, although he wasn't very good looking. She later told my wife that it was the smell of the wood that drove her crazy. They were married and about 8 years later the mill was shut down due to enviros and spotted owls! I don't know if their marriage made it or not, I do know mine didn't!

39 posted on 07/01/2009 2:43:56 PM PDT by calex59
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To: a fool in paradise
Women go gaga over metrosexuals?

Blech. Not this one. More like gag gag. :(

40 posted on 07/01/2009 2:48:17 PM PDT by TXBlair (Hey! Jermaine Jackson stole my kid's name--Jermajesty is mine!!)
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To: Justaham

I can’t remember where I read or heard this, but I recall a soldier in Iraq saying that someone back home had subscribed him to Details as a gift, and his whole platoon started making fun of him, saying that reading the mag is a violation of “don’t ask, don’t tell.”


41 posted on 07/01/2009 2:58:22 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (We're definitely in the Rise of the Empire era, but is Obama Valorum or Palpatine?)
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To: calex59; envisio
I was told once, by a woman, that the smell of a sweaty man was overpowering for females.

. . . Love little babies that always need changing and love strong, smelly men so that there will be more babies to love--and in between go on loving because it's so good to love!" Heinlein: Stranger in a Strange Land

42 posted on 07/01/2009 3:07:01 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (The mob got President Barabbas; America got shafted)
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To: Texas resident; envisio

All I know is that when I met my wife I was wearing my full dress uniform (Air Force) and she later told her sister, “I never had a chance.” I noticed she never minded when I showed up to see her in my BDUs with some sweat and jet fuel smell on me.

17 years later, we have four kids...the latest of whom is only four months old.


43 posted on 07/01/2009 3:07:31 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (We're definitely in the Rise of the Empire era, but is Obama Valorum or Palpatine?)
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To: Justaham

I think he can. I was lying there in bed last night and started thinking about Obama’s policies and suddenly realized I was getting screwed.


44 posted on 07/01/2009 4:39:18 PM PDT by wildbill ( The reason you're so jealous is that the voices talk only to me.)
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To: Justaham

I was in Barnes and Noble this afternoon with my wife, and we were looking at the magazines. I mentioned that it was a good thing that Michael Jackson died, because we’d get a week without “that smug fascist Obama” on the cover of Time and Newsweek.

I got some dirty looks.


45 posted on 07/01/2009 4:43:46 PM PDT by exile (I will NOT submit.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Make that two key boards.


46 posted on 07/01/2009 7:50:20 PM PDT by unkus
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To: Slings and Arrows

If by better in bed they mean pull the cover over their head and go back to sleep because they don’t have a job...than yes he can!!!


47 posted on 07/01/2009 7:56:52 PM PDT by Eric Blair 2084 (Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms shouldn't be a federal agency...it should be a convenience store.)
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To: Texas resident
"My most effective cologne is the smell of smoke from spare ribs on the grill."

As alluring as that is, it just doesn't compete with the most masculine smell found in the universe...


48 posted on 07/02/2009 5:51:35 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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