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Woman’s silicon breasts burst as she lands in California
Pravda ^
| 07/01/09
Posted on 07/02/2009 9:15:16 PM PDT by TigerLikesRooster
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To: Texas Eagle
LOL, that reminds me of a report during the Clinton administration, that Hillary had just landed at Camp David, and left one heck of a divot.
To: TigerLikesRooster; mikrofon; martin_fierro
Irena will have to spend her entire holiday in California in bed. She will also have to bid farewell to her treasure which she implanted to attract mens attention. The Devil Writes Pravda.
To: TigerLikesRooster
You would have to suppose that the ruptures occurred as the plane gained or achieved altitude, and that her condition deteriorated from there, so that she was in severe distress by the time of the landing.
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posted on
07/02/2009 9:29:39 PM PDT
by
dr_lew
To: TigerLikesRooster
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posted on
07/02/2009 9:31:31 PM PDT
by
afnamvet
(I see stupid people.)
To: TigerLikesRooster
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posted on
07/02/2009 9:31:35 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: dr_lew
Breast implants do not expand or contract any more than you do while taking off or landing.
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posted on
07/02/2009 9:32:52 PM PDT
by
Straight Vermonter
(Posting from deep behind the Maple Curtain)
To: TigerLikesRooster
I guess the whole trip was a total bust.
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posted on
07/02/2009 9:35:15 PM PDT
by
ReneeLynn
(Socialism, it's the new black.)
To: Batman11
LOL, I knew this thread wouldn’t let me down
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posted on
07/02/2009 9:35:53 PM PDT
by
Las Vegas Ron
(zer0 is doing to capitalism what Kennedy did to health care)
To: TigerLikesRooster
And the guy sitting next to her said “Hey, can you do that again?”
She should fly on Southwest Airlines, where she is free to boob around the country.
The other implant was made in North Korea. It was overheard to remark” “I’m so ronery.”
It’s a good thing this boob burst did not have a nipple effect throughout the aircraft.
Do you want a medal, or a chest to.....oh, never mind.
Originally from Ireland, Irene D. exclaimed upon landing “Erin go bragh.” And it did.
As the plane taxied to the jetway, Irene D. contemplated being single once again.
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posted on
07/02/2009 9:38:11 PM PDT
by
exit82
(Be vigilant--what is happening on Iran's streets may yet happen here in America.)
To: Straight Vermonter
There was a you lady of Nizes
Who had breasts of two different sizes.
One was so small it was nothing at all
But the other was large and won prizes!
To: Straight Vermonter
Breast implants do not expand or contract any more than you do while taking off or landing.... unless there happens to be some sort of bubbles or dissolved gas in them. I think this has to be the first thing you think of, if you accept the premise that the plane flight caused the implants to rupture.
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posted on
07/02/2009 9:40:08 PM PDT
by
dr_lew
To: outhousepatrol
Re posting can’t type tonight.
There was a young lady of Nizes
Who had breasts of two different sizes.
One was so small it was nothing at all
But the other was large and won prizes!
To: TigerLikesRooster
This story is very titillating.
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posted on
07/02/2009 9:42:27 PM PDT
by
optiguy
(Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them.----- Ronald Reagan)
To: TigerLikesRooster
Can we get this under the “Breaking News” section? Or maybe we could start a “Breaking Boobs” section.
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posted on
07/02/2009 9:47:38 PM PDT
by
GulfBreeze
(Buck Farak Ofama)
To: GulfBreeze
Do you want me to be booted from FR for good? :-)
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posted on
07/02/2009 9:50:25 PM PDT
by
TigerLikesRooster
(LUV DIC -- L,U,V-shaped recession, Depression, Inflation, Collapse)
To: TigerLikesRooster
so she blew out a boob, don’t the airliners carry ‘tit in a can’ emergency stuff like we use for auto tires?
To: TigerLikesRooster
I can only imagine what nonsense policy DHS-TSA will come up with based on this little incident. I guess there are some liquids that can go past the checkpoint after all, but probably not for long?
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posted on
07/02/2009 9:53:50 PM PDT
by
Hat-Trick
(Do you trust a government that cannot trust you with guns?)
To: GulfBreeze
“Or maybe we could start a Breaking Boobs section.”
Now that’s funny!
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posted on
07/02/2009 9:58:06 PM PDT
by
Batman11
(Chicago, Land of Lincoln who freed the slaves and Land of Obama who enslaved the free.)
To: Hat-Trick
Muslim chick with huge breast implant would be checked thoroughly. So are white Nordic chicks with equally big implant who should be checked to 'ensure fairness.'
Next time you ride an airplane, if a Muslim chick with huge breasts starts to chant "Allah Akbar," you know you are in a serious trouble.:-)
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posted on
07/02/2009 9:59:44 PM PDT
by
TigerLikesRooster
(LUV DIC -- L,U,V-shaped recession, Depression, Inflation, Collapse)
To: TheWasteLand
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posted on
07/02/2009 10:02:56 PM PDT
by
JerseyJohn61
(Better Late Than Never.......sometimes over lapping is worth the effort....)
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