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Microsoft uses vomit to market Internet Explorer 8 (with video)
Mac Daily News ^ | 07/02/2009

Posted on 07/03/2009 1:10:28 AM PDT by Swordmaker

Make sure you haven't just eaten and then check out this new online ad for Internet Explorer 8 from Microsoft:

Direct link via YouTube here.

Chris Matyszczyk reports for CNET, "This work is not, as some have surmised, the work of Crispin Porter + Bogusky, the agency responsible for both the 'I'm a PC' and Gates-Seinfeld campaigns. It is the brainchild of Bradley and Montgomery, the folks that brought you the Mojave Experiment."

"The vomit ad is one of a series, all featuring actor Dean Cain," Matyszczyk reports. "The series is taglined 'Browse Better.'"


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Cheese, Moose, Sister; Computers/Internet; Weird Stuff
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What is Microsoft doing with its ad money? Would you believe ads based on vomiting??? You might need a cast iron stomach to view this ad... staring Dean Cain.
1 posted on 07/03/2009 1:10:28 AM PDT by Swordmaker
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To: ~Kim4VRWC's~; 1234; 50mm; 6SJ7; Abundy; Action-America; acoulterfan; Aliska; aristotleman; ...
Normally, I would not ping the Mac Ping List group to a Windows/Microsoft article... but this one is really strange.

What is Microsoft doing with its ad money? Would you believe ads based on vomiting??? You might need a cast iron stomach to view this ad... staring Dean Cain.

Hold your nose... It might help

Remember, the proper pronunciation of IE is "AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE!

I was going to
put a tasteful
picture of Vomit here,
but I discovered that's
an Oxymoron!

Microsoft Explorer 8 Advertisement
approved by a Moron, Oxy or not... Ping!

If you want on or off the Mac Ping List, Freepmail me.

2 posted on 07/03/2009 1:17:44 AM PDT by Swordmaker
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To: Swordmaker

Too bad 14 year old adolescent boys aren’t a wealthy demographic... but that seems to be who MS is targeting with this ad.


3 posted on 07/03/2009 1:23:24 AM PDT by Swordmaker
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To: Swordmaker
And people were paid big money to produce that POS for Microshaft.

It looks like something that a bunch of college frat boys produced after a late night drinking binge.

What in the hell is Steve Ballmer thinking....??

4 posted on 07/03/2009 1:39:00 AM PDT by Cyropaedia ("Virtue cannot separate itself from reality without becoming a principal of evil...".)
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To: Swordmaker

Can you say Steve Balmer, MS ads always seem to have his imprint on them, like the Mojave ads where the people ask so this is Vista, and tehn were cut before they asked if this was a computer?


5 posted on 07/03/2009 1:39:14 AM PDT by Wooly
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To: Wooly

Sounds like an ad for Vista.
barbra ann


6 posted on 07/03/2009 1:42:31 AM PDT by barb-tex (I bet Teddy wishes Palin would disappear.)
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To: barb-tex
Balmer is an uncouth pig. Vista is his pig as he pushed the development team to put something out for the stockholders when the longhorn project became delayed. Vista32 is nothing more than an overlay whereas Vista64 is a completely different animal and 7 is Longhorn with improvements.
7 posted on 07/03/2009 1:56:31 AM PDT by Wooly
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To: All

This is just wrong on so many levels...


8 posted on 07/03/2009 2:00:11 AM PDT by The Magical Mischief Tour
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To: Swordmaker
So-o-o-o-o... What -ARE- the "bleeped" words???

Inquiring minds want to know about "hairy-whatever.com"...

9 posted on 07/03/2009 2:14:56 AM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: Swordmaker
Microsoft and vomit, seems appropriate to me for a POS OS & browser.
10 posted on 07/03/2009 2:25:34 AM PDT by SERE_DOC (My Rice Krispies told me to stay home & clean my weapons! How does one clean a phase 4 plasma rifle)
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To: SERE_DOC

I couldn’t agree more, IE and Puke go hand in hand, they both stink.


11 posted on 07/03/2009 2:29:05 AM PDT by bethybabes69 (Between you, and whatever you call God, there is no authority, only an illusion of it.)
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To: Swordmaker

I don’t recall Microsoft advertising for XP. The new rule of thumb should be if Microsoft has to advertise, then don’t get it.


12 posted on 07/03/2009 4:08:22 AM PDT by Sprite518
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To: Swordmaker
Disgusting!
Who would want their product associated with that?
13 posted on 07/03/2009 4:31:46 AM PDT by MaryFromMichigan
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To: Swordmaker

This puts the lie to “any publicity is good”.


14 posted on 07/03/2009 4:37:34 AM PDT by SlowBoat407 (Achtung. preparen zie fur die obamahopenchangen.)
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To: Swordmaker

OMG indeed! It’s downright scary to think that
A. Someone even had this idea for an ad
B. That someone convinced the ad agency to make the ad
C. Microsoft approved such a disgusting ad

Microsoft’s upcoming Windows 7 may be a good OS, but if they use a pitch similar to this IE 8 ad, they could sink the product.


15 posted on 07/03/2009 4:39:27 AM PDT by 6SJ7 (atlasShruggedInd: ON)
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To: Swordmaker

The liberals of Washington State have no morals and now no class to go with it.


16 posted on 07/03/2009 4:58:39 AM PDT by bmwcyle (Obama is an illegal alien)
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To: bmwcyle

Wow that is really repulsive. Too bad Dean Cain associates himself with this as I thought he was a conservative. You’d think he’d have more class.


17 posted on 07/03/2009 5:13:34 AM PDT by TNCMAXQ
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To: TNCMAXQ

Animal House meets Madison Ave.


18 posted on 07/03/2009 5:19:10 AM PDT by bmwcyle (Obama is an illegal alien)
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To: Swordmaker

I guess the guy who was going to the perv websites while breakfasting with his wife was using IE 6 or IE 7, and that laptop certainly wasn’t a Mac.


19 posted on 07/03/2009 5:50:38 AM PDT by Tribune7 (Better to convert enemies to allies than to destroy them)
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To: Cyropaedia
What in the hell is Steve Ballmer thinking....??

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20 posted on 07/03/2009 7:20:09 AM PDT by vox_freedom (America is being tested as never before in its history. God help us.)
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To: Swordmaker
That was really disgusting.
Brings a whole new meaning to the term, "I-Eeeeeeeee Ate." Way to go Microsoft.
21 posted on 07/03/2009 7:23:52 AM PDT by vox_freedom (America is being tested as never before in its history. God help us.)
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To: Swordmaker

What were they thinking?


22 posted on 07/03/2009 9:25:07 AM PDT by PA Engineer (Liberate America from the occupation media.)
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To: Swordmaker

Now that’s just rank.

Shame, shame on Microsoft. Hey, guys: ads are supposed to make people want to use your products, not be embarrassed at the mere sight of their icon.

And there I thought the Seinfeld ads, with Bill Gates de-wedgy’ing his pants, were bad. This is gross and unfunny and very disappointing.

Apple’s amusing “I’m a PC/I’m a Mac” ads raised the bar for computer advertising, and they’ve been very successful. They’re enjoyable to watch, clever and sometimes laugh-out-loud funny. To witness as puerile, juvenile and revolting response as this is pathetic.


23 posted on 07/03/2009 10:01:50 AM PDT by RightOnTheLeftCoast (1st call: Abbas. 1st interview: Al Arabiya. 1st energy decision: halt drilling in UT. Arabs 1st!)
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To: vox_freedom

I wouldn’t even want to *think* about going where that tongue has been... LOL...


24 posted on 07/03/2009 10:11:56 AM PDT by Star Traveler (The God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob is a Zionist and Jerusalem is the apple of His eye.)
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To: Swordmaker
Worst.

Commercial.

Ever.

25 posted on 07/03/2009 10:14:00 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Too sick for words!)
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To: Swordmaker

HA HA! She was looking at MS Word generated HTML.


26 posted on 07/03/2009 11:30:23 AM PDT by Gomez (killer of threads)
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To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
Apple is going to have a field day with this in their next ad :

" ... I'm a Mac and I'm a bleaaaaaahhhhh..."

27 posted on 07/03/2009 11:40:18 AM PDT by Cyropaedia ("Virtue cannot separate itself from reality without becoming a principal of evil...".)
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