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Vanity Being poor on the Fourth of July
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Posted on 07/04/2009 10:11:46 AM PDT by al baby
We were so poor growing up On the fourth of July Mom told us to rub our eyes real hard to see them
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posted on
07/04/2009 10:11:46 AM PDT
by
al baby
To: al baby
We were so poor we had to celebrate on the 5th.
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posted on
07/04/2009 10:13:44 AM PDT
by
Ditter
To: al baby
If you are going to rip off someone (Bill Cunningham) at least rip off someone who is funny.
To: al baby
We were so poor that we couldn’t get a .38 Special. We had to have a .38 Ordinary.
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posted on
07/04/2009 10:15:07 AM PDT
by
Kimmers
(Be the kind of person when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, Oh crap, she's awake)
To: al baby
I’m so poor , I have to choose between feeding my dogs or putting gas in the truck to drive down to the TEA party
To: al baby
We were so poor, for fireworks, we had to blow up the neighbor’s house. Their car also went up in a spectacular secondary explosion.
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posted on
07/04/2009 10:16:34 AM PDT
by
KoRn
(Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
To: LeoWindhorse
Take the dog to the tea party he cam mouch food
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posted on
07/04/2009 10:17:09 AM PDT
by
al baby
(Hi Mom)
To: KoRn
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posted on
07/04/2009 10:17:50 AM PDT
by
al baby
(Hi Mom)
To: Kimmers
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posted on
07/04/2009 10:18:52 AM PDT
by
al baby
(Hi Mom)
To: al baby
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posted on
07/04/2009 10:20:02 AM PDT
by
arbooz
("Government is actually the worst failure of civilized man." H.L.Mencken)
To: al baby
had to reuse sparklers...
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posted on
07/04/2009 10:20:24 AM PDT
by
hoosiermama
(ONLY DEAD FISH GO WITH THE FLOW.......I am swimming with Sarahcudah! Sarah has read the tealeaves.)
To: al baby
Still one of my all time favorite movies and lines...
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posted on
07/04/2009 10:22:24 AM PDT
by
newfreep
("Liberalism is just Communism sold by the drink." - P.J. O'Rourke)
To: arbooz
To: al baby
that’s dogs , plural
nope , they would scare people
Belgian Shepherd Malinois
To: al baby
We were so poor that instead of toys, dad cut the pockets out of our pants so we would have something to play with.
To: al baby
i was so poor I couldn’t afford to pay attention...
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posted on
07/04/2009 10:32:14 AM PDT
by
stefanbatory
(Do you want a President or a King?)
To: humblegunner
LOL !
Ever have to eat a Slinky?
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posted on
07/04/2009 10:36:07 AM PDT
by
investigateworld
( For a perfect example of Rule 13, visit any Free Trade thread)
To: Kimmers
We were so poor that we couldn’t get a .38 Special. We had to have a .38 Ordinary.My pop was so poor he could only afford a .37 Economy.
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posted on
07/04/2009 10:37:34 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(In Germany they came first for the Communists, And I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist...)
To: al baby
We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed.
-Chris Rock
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posted on
07/04/2009 10:40:06 AM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: al baby
We were so poor one 4th July Weekend we painted an old plymouth woodie with brushes and a can of grey enamel. True story. Unfortunatly, it didn't come out looking like this one when we were done.
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posted on
07/04/2009 11:08:19 AM PDT
by
central_va
( http://www.15thvirginia.org/)
To: arbooz
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posted on
07/04/2009 11:10:56 AM PDT
by
mysterio
To: mysterio
Looks like he had nothing to live for after that
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posted on
07/04/2009 11:15:58 AM PDT
by
al baby
(Hi Mom)
To: al baby
I had a whole pack of bottle rockets go off in my left hand 15 years ago. Turned the hand into one big blister. Didn’t scar, but the burn was bad enough that I haven’t enjoyed lighting fireworks since. I leave it to the professionals now.
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posted on
07/04/2009 11:20:36 AM PDT
by
mysterio
To: al baby
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posted on
07/04/2009 1:15:08 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
("If any of you die, can I please have your ammo?" ~ Gator113)
To: al baby
We were so poor we could only afford M78s
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posted on
07/04/2009 4:54:26 PM PDT
by
JRios1968
(The real first rule of Fight Club: don't invite Chuck Norris...EVER)
To: al baby
We were so poor we had to stay at Motel 5.
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posted on
07/04/2009 4:55:45 PM PDT
by
Hillarys Gate Cult
(The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
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