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12 things Woody Allen just doesn’t get
http://www.avclub.com/articles/i-love-you-scumbag-x-12-things-woody-allen-just-do,29731/ ^ | 06/29/09 | Keith Phipps, Kyle Ryan, Leonard Pierce, Nathan Rabin, Scott Tobias, and Zack Handlen

Posted on 07/06/2009 3:09:44 PM PDT by Borges

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1 posted on 07/06/2009 3:09:44 PM PDT by Borges
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To: Borges

...a BLT?


2 posted on 07/06/2009 3:11:04 PM PDT by lormand (Michael Wiener - faux Conservative, money bag for California democRATs)
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To: Borges

He also doesn’t understand that you shouldn’t marry your step-daughter.


3 posted on 07/06/2009 3:13:00 PM PDT by OldDeckHand
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To: Borges

13. Birthday cards from Mia Farrow.


4 posted on 07/06/2009 3:14:50 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: lormand

Or a bratwurst...?


5 posted on 07/06/2009 3:15:31 PM PDT by bcsco (I'm a Constitution defender!)
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To: Borges

Darn I should have said Father’s Day cards from Mia Farrow. Oh well.


6 posted on 07/06/2009 3:15:38 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: Borges

He DOES get how public schools work: “If you can’t? Teach. If you can’t teach, teach gym.”-from “Annie Hall”


7 posted on 07/06/2009 3:15:48 PM PDT by johnthebaptistmoore (Conservatives obey the rules. Leftists cheat. Who probably has the political advantage?)
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To: bcsco

...which is why I’m not a Jew or Muslim...BACON!


8 posted on 07/06/2009 3:16:48 PM PDT by lormand (Michael Wiener - faux Conservative, money bag for California democRATs)
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To: Secret Agent Man

BTW, is Mia Farrow still doing her hunger strike?


9 posted on 07/06/2009 3:17:15 PM PDT by johnthebaptistmoore (Conservatives obey the rules. Leftists cheat. Who probably has the political advantage?)
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To: Borges

13. Women much older than puberty?


10 posted on 07/06/2009 3:17:47 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Borges

13. He doesn’t get that there’s nothing wrong with making funny movies and there IS something dreadfully wrong with making deadly boring self-indulgent movies.


11 posted on 07/06/2009 3:18:36 PM PDT by DManA
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That he’s not actually funny. 95% of his audience are people that heard he’s brilliant and figure if you don’t love him you must be dumb. The other 5% are people who don’t actually have a sense of humor but think they do.


12 posted on 07/06/2009 3:18:51 PM PDT by discostu (Tommy can you hear me)
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To: Borges

Does anyone really give a rodent’s rectum what Woody Allen likes?


13 posted on 07/06/2009 3:19:16 PM PDT by Ronin (It will be helpful if Geithner can show us some arithmetic.)
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To: discostu

In the 1960s and 70s he was quite funny. And occasinally in the 80s.


14 posted on 07/06/2009 3:20:05 PM PDT by Borges
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To: lormand

And I can’t be a Lutheran and not idolize brats...


15 posted on 07/06/2009 3:20:08 PM PDT by bcsco (I'm a Constitution defender!)
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To: Ronin

Didn’t read the article did you.


16 posted on 07/06/2009 3:20:36 PM PDT by Borges
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To: Borges

I’m not sure I agree with all of the items on the list, and I certainly don’t agree with his politics, but Allen is without a doubt one of the funniest comedians, writers, and directors ever.


17 posted on 07/06/2009 3:22:29 PM PDT by Buck W. (The President of the United States IS named Schickelgruber...)
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To: Borges

Woody Allen is still making movies? Who knew?


18 posted on 07/06/2009 3:23:49 PM PDT by Poe White Trash
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To: Borges
13.5: Young attractive women are not generally attracted to short slightly built bald men with glasses- unless they are very very rich.

This is a common disease among movie makers and producers and such, they must think their young trophy wives are attracted to their wit and wisdom and charm..... yeah right!

19 posted on 07/06/2009 3:24:29 PM PDT by allmendream ("Wealth is EARNED not distributed, so how could it be redistributed?")
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I for one don’t care what Woody likes....or understands and this article is a waste...who CARES!!??


20 posted on 07/06/2009 3:24:53 PM PDT by Ecliptic
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