'Three's Company' Star Arrested

AP via theindychannel.com ^ | 07/07/09

[Abathar]

EL SEGUNDO, Calif. -- An actress who starred on the hit television series "Three's Company" has been arrested in Southern California and cited for drunken driving.

Police said Joyce DeWitt, who played the character Janet Wood on the popular show, was pulled over Saturday afternoon after she drove past a barricade near a park in El Segundo.

Sgt. Danny Kim says an officer arrested the 60-year-old DeWitt after he observed signs she had been drinking and gave her field sobriety tests.

Kim says DeWitt was booked at the Police Department, cited and released on her own recognizance.

[Abathar]

I thought she was cute as a button, seems now I know why we never see her anymore.

[Lazamataz]

Age sucks.

[Liberty Valance]

This one?

[allmendream]

People age, and it IS a booking photo.

Have you seen what attempts to stop aging has done to Suzanne Summers her costar? She looks like she has a size 5 face on a size 6 skull.

[SeanOGuano]

Maybe is was some kind of misunderstanding.

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

Joyce De Witt had a nice butt on that show. Wow!

[ChildOfThe60s]

Owww! My eyes.

[rcrngroup]

Aaagh!!! Fright night!!! She's gotta be a demoRAT!!!
.

[Hot Tabasco]

She looks like she has a size 5 face on a size 6 skull.

...and Joan Rivers' face is so tight she can't move her lips.

[Lazamataz]

THEN	NOW

[AppyPappy]

Whoa. I need a drink now

[Hildy]

Why on earth would you jump to conclusions like that. I am sure most everyone who drinks socially at one time or another in their lives has driven drunk. The legal limit now in CA is like TWO beers. She happened to get caught. Does that mean she's an alcoholic? NO. Does that mean she has a problem, NO. Everyone here should thank their lucky stars they've never been caught.

That being said, my very dear friend was hit while driving his motorcycle on Saturday night. The guy who hit him was well over the legal limit and had three kids in the car. He's in a WHOLE lot of trouble. Not only for being drunk, not only for driving drunk with children in the car, but my friend (who is in ICU, but is going to make it) is a big time lawyer here in Arizona. This guy's life will never be the same.

Next time you get into a car a little tipsy, play this scenario through your head and ask yourself if it's worth is.

[Hildy]

where have you been? I have not seen your name for a very, very long time.

[HungarianGypsy]

That’s also without makeup and after a drinking arrest. Saw other pictures on another post that put her in a better light.

[Sax]

Ah, c’mon Laz for a drunk 60 year old, you know she’s hot!

[Lazamataz]

where have you been? I have not seen your name for a very, very long time.

Michael Jackson had me in his basement as his little boy toy.

It was only when he was arrested that I was let out.

;)

[Dallas59]

GUILTY

[Lazamataz]

Arrested, as in Cardiac Arrested.

Yikes, I need to proffreid.

[Lazamataz]

ALL drunk 60 year olds are hot.

EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM.

[Hildy]

Yes, too sick for words. LOL. Are you married..again.?

[nufsed]

Are you texting from Staples Center.

[Lazamataz]

The moral of the story: Don't hit a lawyer with your car.

;^)

[wtc911]

Seven acting jobs since 1984...all small. I’d drink too.

[PrinterEagle]

Maybe it will all turn out to be one of those misunderstandings, where someone jumped to a conclusion when they didn’t hear a whole story...

‘Cause that happened alot to her, Chrissy, Cindy, Terri and Jack. ;)

[Lazamataz]

I’m working on making my girlfriend the Future Ex-Mrs.Lazamataz #2. :)

[Abathar]

Not all of them Laz, not all of them...

[Bubba Ho-Tep]

I thought she was cute as a button, seems now I know why we never see her anymore.

No one ever looks good in a DUI mug shot.

[Lazamataz]

Are you texting from Staples Center

I'm not sure, but up on the stage is this enormous button.

[Lazamataz]

I said 60, not 6000.

[cubreporter]

No one stays young and “cute as a button” forever. There’s a thing called “age.” We will ALL grow old. Everyone. No one escapes it and it doesn’t matter how much botox is pumped into the system or whatever else they use...the body STILL GROWS OLD and will catch up to all of it.

[Abathar]

They look normal though, like what you wake up to.

There are a lot of women out there who it would be impossible to take a bad picture of, no matter what the circumstances.

[nufsed]

I had to reset my TIVO to allow it to tape CNN all-day. All Michael, all the time.

[PennsylvaniaMom]

Actually, for no make up and a wonky booking photo camera angle...she doesn’t look bad.

I always kinda liked her spikey hairstyle (back in the day).

For 60ish...she looks age appropriate...now her co-star, Suzanne Somers...well...she looks ‘odd’ for 60. Trying too hard to look age inapropriate for 35...

All that said...Joyce was probably dispondent she couldn’t get tix for the Staples Center today...

[Abbeville Conservative]

Here she is in 2007. She looks good to me. Sorry about the doofus next to her but this was the only pic I could find.

[Sax]

You Pickled Sexagenarian Pimp, you!

(Doesn’t the term for 60yr olds fit nicely sandwiched there?)

[Abathar]

Even she was 60 at some point in her metamorphosis cycle.

[Lazamataz]

60yr old....sandwich....

rrrrrRRRROOOOOWWWWWWrrrrrrr......

GiggityGiggityGiggityGiggity

[TADSLOS]

ALL drunk 60 year olds are hot.
EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM.

You've been reading AARP magazine on the toilet again, haven't you?

[SIDENET]

I always thought that she was a lesbian.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[ReneeLynn]

Wasn’t she into the psychic crap? Couldn’t she see this coming?

[MARTIAL MONK]

Hows come I go to bed with the one on the left and wake up with the one on the right?

[Lazamataz]

Susanne Somers.

[MikeWUSAF]

From WIKI

DeWitt dated actor LeVar Burton, but her parents did not approve of the interracial romance, and it ended after six months.[3] She lived with actor Ray Buktenica for several years before the relationship ended in 1980. She also had a long relationship with Hollywood lawyer Henry Bushkin.[4]

[Bobkk47]

One of the comments under the main artice:

“She used to be so attractive. Now she looks like any Marlbro skank you’ll find at most NASCAR events.”

[east1234]

Bear in mind that she’s drunk and not wearing makeup in that pic.

[MIchaelTArchangel]

Isn’t this a standing headline for Ms. Wood?

[a fool in paradise]

Are they joined at the cheek?

[SaintDismas]

I’m so glad somebody here gets that. Seriously, let’s see everybody’s mug shot at 60 after you’ve been caught driving drunk. What a revelation: You just won’t look good. We all get old and die. Or, die young and leave behind a beautiful corpse. I’ll take the first.

[a fool in paradise]

Maybe you’re confusing her with Joan Jett.

[SIDENET]

Maybe you’re confusing her with Joan Jett.

Joan Jett is a lesbian?

(rofl)