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BREAKING: Sarah Palin Uses The Telephone
Bucks Right ^ | 7/7/09 | Bucks Right

Posted on 07/07/2009 1:01:50 PM PDT by Edit35

An open records request by Palin-obsessed Alaskan Andree McLeod has uncovered the shocking revelation that Alaska Governor Sarah Palin uses a device known as the “telephone.”

Records show that Palin not only uses this device to accept two-way voice communication – known as “calls” – from others, she also uses the “telephone” to, in fact, initiate voice contact with third parties in other locations ...


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Too funny! Too true.
1 posted on 07/07/2009 1:01:51 PM PDT by Edit35
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D*mn her! She’ll stop at nothing to get her way!


2 posted on 07/07/2009 1:03:50 PM PDT by Man50D (Fair Tax, you earn it, you keep it! FairTaxNation.com)
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To: Edit35
*chuckle* ... He'll accuse her of witchcraft next.

Wait'll he hears about the invention of the "automobile".

3 posted on 07/07/2009 1:06:07 PM PDT by theDentist (qwerty ergo typo : i type, therefore i misspelll)
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To: Edit35

Is this the political party to whom I am speaking?


4 posted on 07/07/2009 1:06:17 PM PDT by SlowBoat407 (Achtung. preparen zie fur die obamahopenchangen.)
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To: Edit35
I have but one question:

Does Sarah Palin have this country's attention!

Well, except for those idiots morning The King of Pedophiles.

The answer is an overwhelming YES!

5 posted on 07/07/2009 1:06:38 PM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: Edit35

I had heard the claims on the internet but I never dreamed that it would be verified.


6 posted on 07/07/2009 1:06:45 PM PDT by ansel12 (Romney (guns)"instruments of destruction with the sole purpose of hunting down and killing people")
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To: Edit35

A telephone!?!?

She’s a kook! A complete nutcase!

/sarc


7 posted on 07/07/2009 1:06:50 PM PDT by angkor
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To: Edit35
Shocking!


8 posted on 07/07/2009 1:07:15 PM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: Edit35

Damn, and she never called me..damn her!! How dare she use a telephone, ever hear of email, wait, I forgot, when she uses email people hack into it and post her families phone numbers online


9 posted on 07/07/2009 1:07:33 PM PDT by Sarah Barracuda
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To: Edit35

No f-—ing WAY!

Say it ain’t so...


10 posted on 07/07/2009 1:08:53 PM PDT by WayneS (Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
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To: Edit35

{Yawn...} How boring...let me when she farts....


11 posted on 07/07/2009 1:09:50 PM PDT by ravingnutter
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- a Neanderthal like Sara Palin using a prehistoric telephone? - how appropriate.

Everyone who is important uses a blackberry. Even Dingleberry Barry O.


12 posted on 07/07/2009 1:09:57 PM PDT by jongaltsr (Hope to See ya in Galt's Gulch.)
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To: WayneS

She’s finished !


13 posted on 07/07/2009 1:10:00 PM PDT by Reagan69 (No Representation without Taxation)
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To: Edit35

I once heard that Sarah, while in Wasilla, went to the post office and bought...postage stamps ;-)

NEXT ON INSIDE SEDITION: Sarah Palin is caught paying for groceries at a local grocery store....


14 posted on 07/07/2009 1:10:05 PM PDT by UCFRoadWarrior (The Biggest Threat To American Soverignty Is Rampant Economic Anti-Americanism)
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To: Edit35
I think it sounds unethical and should be the subject of at least a half dozen official complaints and investigations.
15 posted on 07/07/2009 1:11:00 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, AIG, Chrysler and GM are what Marx meant by the means of production.)
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- a Neanderthal like Sara Palin using a prehistoric telephone? - how appropriate.

Everyone who is important uses a blackberry. Even Dingleberry Barry O.


16 posted on 07/07/2009 1:11:32 PM PDT by jongaltsr (Hope to See ya in Galt's Gulch.)
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To: Reagan69

I know!

There’s just no way her conservative base is going to put up with such behavior.


17 posted on 07/07/2009 1:11:58 PM PDT by WayneS (Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
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To: UCFRoadWarrior
NEXT ON INSIDE SEDITION: Sarah Palin is caught paying for groceries at a local grocery store....

With a credit card showing her fiscal irresponsibility or with cash showing her distrust for the banking system and likely connection with survivalists and militias? < /s>

18 posted on 07/07/2009 1:12:44 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, AIG, Chrysler and GM are what Marx meant by the means of production.)
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To: UCFRoadWarrior
NEXT ON INSIDE SEDITION: Sarah Palin is caught paying for groceries at a local grocery store....

But she went through the Express Lane with more than 15 items.

19 posted on 07/07/2009 1:13:44 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: UCFRoadWarrior

Gasp, don’t tell me she used.... Cash?

The horror /s


20 posted on 07/07/2009 1:13:47 PM PDT by AFreeBird
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To: Edit35

Was it a cell phone, or one of the old timey ones with a cord?


21 posted on 07/07/2009 1:16:59 PM PDT by chemicalman ("There's a sucker born every minute", PTB, "They all voted for Obama", CM.)
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To: TexasCajun

amazing isn’t it that some people are more focused on a freak, on a man who did not want to be black and got hold of white kids. than they are about taxes going up, certain bills coming up and how our country is in dire straights.

Most of them vote Democrats, youngun’s , idiots and brain dead sheep.

Amazing that while he was alive we never saw anyone including the black population care about him and all they ever said was that he was a freak.
Now he is dead is is being turned into a idol, a hero , and a great guy who brought all minorities together.

I guess sharpton never heard of a certain black man saying he is one of them etc


22 posted on 07/07/2009 1:17:21 PM PDT by manc (Marriage is between a man and a woman no sick queer sham--- end racism end affirmative action)
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To: Edit35
from: http://alaskapride.blogspot.com/2009/05/anchorage-ethics-queen-andree-mcleod.html Andree McLeod's less typical background reveals another possible reason why this has become an issue. According to previous Alaska Voter's Guides published in 2002 and 2004, when she ran unsuccessfully for the House District 24 seat, McLeod was born in Beirut, Lebanon. Undoubtedly, she came in contact with Muslims while she was there, possibly even the fundamentalist type who currently run Hezbollah. Fundamentalist Muslims strongly encourage women to cover themselves up in chadors or burkhas, because they believe a woman has a responsibility not to tempt a man beyond his ability to bear it. This implies that a woman has a responsibility to conduct herself in a manner that discourages sexual exploitation when she does not intend to be receptive to such overtures. Women who dress "sexy" are considered to be advertising their availability and receptivity. This philosophy could have easily influenced McLeod's thinking.
23 posted on 07/07/2009 1:18:34 PM PDT by balls ("Our government isn't ours any more" - stockpirate)
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To: Edit35; STARWISE; SoCalPol; PhiKapMom

Excellent laugh


24 posted on 07/07/2009 1:18:49 PM PDT by hoosiermama (ONLY DEAD FISH GO WITH THE FLOW.......I am swimming with Sarahcudah! Sarah has read the tealeaves.)
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To: Edit35
What's next, somebody complaining that she bought building supplies at the only building-supply store in town?
25 posted on 07/07/2009 1:20:12 PM PDT by jiggyboy (Ten per cent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
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To: chemicalman

26 posted on 07/07/2009 1:20:31 PM PDT by Bratch
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To: balls
from: http://alaskapride.blogspot.com/2009/05/anchorage-ethics-queen-andree-mcleod.html

Andree McLeod's less typical background reveals another possible reason why this has become an issue. According to previous Alaska Voter's Guides published in 2002 and 2004, when she ran unsuccessfully for the House District 24 seat, McLeod was born in Beirut, Lebanon. Undoubtedly, she came in contact with Muslims while she was there, possibly even the fundamentalist type who currently run Hezbollah.

Fundamentalist Muslims strongly encourage women to cover themselves up in chadors or burkhas, because they believe a woman has a responsibility not to tempt a man beyond his ability to bear it. This implies that a woman has a responsibility to conduct herself in a manner that discourages sexual exploitation when she does not intend to be receptive to such overtures. Women who dress "sexy" are considered to be advertising their availability and receptivity. This philosophy could have easily influenced McLeod's thinking.

27 posted on 07/07/2009 1:21:10 PM PDT by balls ("Our government isn't ours any more" - stockpirate)
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To: Edit35

Where’s the video?


28 posted on 07/07/2009 1:22:21 PM PDT by GVnana
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To: Edit35

Where’s the video?


29 posted on 07/07/2009 1:22:27 PM PDT by GVnana
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To: Edit35

Stop the vicious rumors already!


30 posted on 07/07/2009 1:25:12 PM PDT by Tanniker Smith (Obi-Wan Palin: Strike her down and she shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.)
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LOL...no wonder Mcleod has complained publicly about "too much cleavage" in state offices.

That ain't a joke.

31 posted on 07/07/2009 1:27:02 PM PDT by Al B. (Dennis Miller on why he loves Sarah Palin: "She bugs all the right people")
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Snort! Chuckle! Guffaw!!!!!!!!

If it isn’t a Blackberry or on Twitter-Face the liberal universe can’t take it.


32 posted on 07/07/2009 1:27:21 PM PDT by jdietz ("There's small Revenge in Words, but Words may be greatly revenged" Ben Franklin)
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Another ugly Palin hater.

She also complained that women were showing too much cleavage in government offices.

33 posted on 07/07/2009 1:28:58 PM PDT by StandUpChuck
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To: Edit35

34 posted on 07/07/2009 1:32:11 PM PDT by Prophet in the wilderness (PSALM .53 : 1 The FOOL hath said in his heart, there is no GOD.)
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To: chemicalman
A CONSPIRACY!

35 posted on 07/07/2009 1:33:33 PM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.....)
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To: balls
This philosophy could have easily influenced McLeod's thinking.

Or lack thereof, as the case may be.

36 posted on 07/07/2009 1:40:15 PM PDT by Bob
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OMG! Can it be true? How could such a poor, pathetic, stupid woman figure out how to do such a thing?

Do I need to include a sarcasm indicator?


37 posted on 07/07/2009 1:44:43 PM PDT by the long march
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To: hoosiermama; Edit35; STARWISE; SoCalPol; PhiKapMom

Next Sarah will be using one of those radio thingies
with a pictures that moves /s


38 posted on 07/07/2009 1:54:30 PM PDT by SoCalPol (Reagan Republican for Palin 2012)
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Funny - but also sad. This system, put in place by a Republican legislature, was intended to a provide transparent venue for citizens to report perceived ethics violations. It is now irretrievably broken and those who abused the system bear the responsibility. The state needs to set the bar for what defines an ethical violation and then make sure that those who submit frivolous charges pay all fees, including all state costs and legal fees. To those who say that's not fair - so sorry. That's the price you pay for irresponsibly abusing the system.

Sorry - I go on too long.

39 posted on 07/07/2009 1:58:11 PM PDT by ArmyTeach (Sprit of '76)
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Well it is Alaska
 

40 posted on 07/07/2009 1:59:20 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
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A Phone?

How twentieth...

Backwards hick...

41 posted on 07/07/2009 2:01:17 PM PDT by ejonesie22 (Mitt Romney is a more subtle version of Arlen Specter with better hair...)
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To: Prophet in the wilderness

I’ve got one just about like that with a dial on the front...Still works..much needed when the power goes off.


42 posted on 07/07/2009 2:02:07 PM PDT by hoosiermama (ONLY DEAD FISH GO WITH THE FLOW.......I am swimming with Sarahcudah! Sarah has read the tealeaves.)
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She uses a telephone? Gack! This has to be an ethical violation. Does anyone she has ever known, seen, or touched own telecommunications stock?


43 posted on 07/07/2009 2:05:28 PM PDT by silverleaf (Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate!)
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To: AFreeBird

She used cash that was inscribed “In God We Trust”
She’s a fundamentalist zealot, you know.


44 posted on 07/07/2009 2:06:58 PM PDT by silverleaf (Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate!)
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What did Sarah know, and when did she know it?


45 posted on 07/07/2009 2:07:34 PM PDT by Future Snake Eater ("Get out of the boat and walk on the water with us!”--Sen. Joe Biden)
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McCloud is just furious that Sarah CAN use a phone...


46 posted on 07/07/2009 2:11:08 PM PDT by paulycy (Liberal DOUBLE-STANDARDS are HATE crimes.)
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Yeah, yeah. But does she use push button or rotary? Is she on a party line...hmmmmm?!!


47 posted on 07/07/2009 2:11:33 PM PDT by CougarGA7 (I knew that Whopper was angry, but I didn't think it would try to kill me!)
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To: hoosiermama

This is hilarious!


48 posted on 07/07/2009 5:01:59 PM PDT by PhiKapMom (Mary Fallin - OK Gov/Coburn/Rubio - Senate 2010 ! Sarah for President 2012)
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To: paulycy

Thanks for the reminder!


49 posted on 07/07/2009 5:02:34 PM PDT by PhiKapMom (Mary Fallin - OK Gov/Coburn/Rubio - Senate 2010 ! Sarah for President 2012)
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To: ArmyTeach

That was perfect and what is needed.


50 posted on 07/07/2009 5:04:04 PM PDT by PhiKapMom (Mary Fallin - OK Gov/Coburn/Rubio - Senate 2010 ! Sarah for President 2012)
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