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BREAKING: Sarah Palin Uses The Telephone
Bucks Right ^
| 7/7/09
| Bucks Right
Posted on 07/07/2009 1:01:50 PM PDT by Edit35
An open records request by Palin-obsessed Alaskan Andree McLeod has uncovered the shocking revelation that Alaska Governor Sarah Palin uses a device known as the telephone.
Records show that Palin not only uses this device to accept two-way voice communication known as calls from others, she also uses the telephone to, in fact, initiate voice contact with third parties in other locations ...
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KEYWORDS: beeber; conservative; freepun; palin; satire; stuned
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Too funny! Too true.
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posted on
07/07/2009 1:01:51 PM PDT
by
Edit35
To: Edit35
D*mn her! She’ll stop at nothing to get her way!
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posted on
07/07/2009 1:03:50 PM PDT
by
Man50D
(Fair Tax, you earn it, you keep it! FairTaxNation.com)
To: Edit35
*chuckle* ... He'll accuse her of witchcraft next.
Wait'll he hears about the invention of the "automobile".
3
posted on
07/07/2009 1:06:07 PM PDT
by
theDentist
(qwerty ergo typo : i type, therefore i misspelll)
To: Edit35
Is this the political party to whom I am speaking?
4
posted on
07/07/2009 1:06:17 PM PDT
by
SlowBoat407
(Achtung. preparen zie fur die obamahopenchangen.)
To: Edit35
I have but one question:
Does Sarah Palin have this country's attention!
Well, except for those idiots morning The King of Pedophiles.
The answer is an overwhelming YES!
To: Edit35
I had heard the claims on the internet but I never dreamed that it would be verified.
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posted on
07/07/2009 1:06:45 PM PDT
by
ansel12
(Romney (guns)"instruments of destruction with the sole purpose of hunting down and killing people")
To: Edit35
A telephone!?!?
She’s a kook! A complete nutcase!
/sarc
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posted on
07/07/2009 1:06:50 PM PDT
by
angkor
To: Edit35
Shocking!
To: Edit35
Damn, and she never called me..damn her!! How dare she use a telephone, ever hear of email, wait, I forgot, when she uses email people hack into it and post her families phone numbers online
To: Edit35
No f-—ing WAY!
Say it ain’t so...
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posted on
07/07/2009 1:08:53 PM PDT
by
WayneS
(Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
To: Edit35
{Yawn...} How boring...let me when she farts....
To: Edit35
- a Neanderthal like Sara Palin using a prehistoric telephone? - how appropriate.
Everyone who is important uses a blackberry. Even Dingleberry Barry O.
12
posted on
07/07/2009 1:09:57 PM PDT
by
jongaltsr
(Hope to See ya in Galt's Gulch.)
To: WayneS
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posted on
07/07/2009 1:10:00 PM PDT
by
Reagan69
(No Representation without Taxation)
To: Edit35
I once heard that Sarah, while in Wasilla, went to the post office and bought...postage stamps ;-)
NEXT ON INSIDE SEDITION: Sarah Palin is caught paying for groceries at a local grocery store....
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posted on
07/07/2009 1:10:05 PM PDT
by
UCFRoadWarrior
(The Biggest Threat To American Soverignty Is Rampant Economic Anti-Americanism)
To: Edit35
I think it sounds unethical and should be the subject of at least a half dozen official complaints and investigations.
15
posted on
07/07/2009 1:11:00 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, AIG, Chrysler and GM are what Marx meant by the means of production.)
To: Edit35
- a Neanderthal like Sara Palin using a prehistoric telephone? - how appropriate.
Everyone who is important uses a blackberry. Even Dingleberry Barry O.
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posted on
07/07/2009 1:11:32 PM PDT
by
jongaltsr
(Hope to See ya in Galt's Gulch.)
To: Reagan69
I know!
There’s just no way her conservative base is going to put up with such behavior.
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posted on
07/07/2009 1:11:58 PM PDT
by
WayneS
(Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
To: UCFRoadWarrior
NEXT ON INSIDE SEDITION: Sarah Palin is caught paying for groceries at a local grocery store.... With a credit card showing her fiscal irresponsibility or with cash showing her distrust for the banking system and likely connection with survivalists and militias? < /s>
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posted on
07/07/2009 1:12:44 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, AIG, Chrysler and GM are what Marx meant by the means of production.)
To: UCFRoadWarrior
NEXT ON INSIDE SEDITION: Sarah Palin is caught paying for groceries at a local grocery store....But she went through the Express Lane with more than 15 items.
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posted on
07/07/2009 1:13:44 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: UCFRoadWarrior
Gasp, don’t tell me she used.... Cash?
The horror /s
To: Edit35
Was it a cell phone, or one of the old timey ones with a cord?
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posted on
07/07/2009 1:16:59 PM PDT
by
chemicalman
("There's a sucker born every minute", PTB, "They all voted for Obama", CM.)
To: TexasCajun
amazing isn’t it that some people are more focused on a freak, on a man who did not want to be black and got hold of white kids. than they are about taxes going up, certain bills coming up and how our country is in dire straights.
Most of them vote Democrats, youngun’s , idiots and brain dead sheep.
Amazing that while he was alive we never saw anyone including the black population care about him and all they ever said was that he was a freak.
Now he is dead is is being turned into a idol, a hero , and a great guy who brought all minorities together.
I guess sharpton never heard of a certain black man saying he is one of them etc
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posted on
07/07/2009 1:17:21 PM PDT
by
manc
(Marriage is between a man and a woman no sick queer sham--- end racism end affirmative action)
To: Edit35
from: http://alaskapride.blogspot.com/2009/05/anchorage-ethics-queen-andree-mcleod.html Andree McLeod's less typical background reveals another possible reason why this has become an issue. According to previous Alaska Voter's Guides published in 2002 and 2004, when she ran unsuccessfully for the House District 24 seat, McLeod was born in Beirut, Lebanon. Undoubtedly, she came in contact with Muslims while she was there, possibly even the fundamentalist type who currently run Hezbollah. Fundamentalist Muslims strongly encourage women to cover themselves up in chadors or burkhas, because they believe a woman has a responsibility not to tempt a man beyond his ability to bear it. This implies that a woman has a responsibility to conduct herself in a manner that discourages sexual exploitation when she does not intend to be receptive to such overtures. Women who dress "sexy" are considered to be advertising their availability and receptivity. This philosophy could have easily influenced McLeod's thinking.
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posted on
07/07/2009 1:18:34 PM PDT
by
balls
("Our government isn't ours any more" - stockpirate)
To: Edit35; STARWISE; SoCalPol; PhiKapMom
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posted on
07/07/2009 1:18:49 PM PDT
by
hoosiermama
(ONLY DEAD FISH GO WITH THE FLOW.......I am swimming with Sarahcudah! Sarah has read the tealeaves.)
To: Edit35
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posted on
07/07/2009 1:20:12 PM PDT
by
jiggyboy
(Ten per cent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
To: chemicalman
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posted on
07/07/2009 1:20:31 PM PDT
by
Bratch
To: balls
from: http://alaskapride.blogspot.com/2009/05/anchorage-ethics-queen-andree-mcleod.html
Andree McLeod's less typical background reveals another possible reason why this has become an issue. According to previous Alaska Voter's Guides published in 2002 and 2004, when she ran unsuccessfully for the House District 24 seat, McLeod was born in Beirut, Lebanon. Undoubtedly, she came in contact with Muslims while she was there, possibly even the fundamentalist type who currently run Hezbollah.
Fundamentalist Muslims strongly encourage women to cover themselves up in chadors or burkhas, because they believe a woman has a responsibility not to tempt a man beyond his ability to bear it. This implies that a woman has a responsibility to conduct herself in a manner that discourages sexual exploitation when she does not intend to be receptive to such overtures. Women who dress "sexy" are considered to be advertising their availability and receptivity. This philosophy could have easily influenced McLeod's thinking.
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posted on
07/07/2009 1:21:10 PM PDT
by
balls
("Our government isn't ours any more" - stockpirate)
To: Edit35
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posted on
07/07/2009 1:22:21 PM PDT
by
GVnana
To: Edit35
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posted on
07/07/2009 1:22:27 PM PDT
by
GVnana
To: Edit35
Stop the vicious rumors already!
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posted on
07/07/2009 1:25:12 PM PDT
by
Tanniker Smith
(Obi-Wan Palin: Strike her down and she shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.)
To: balls
LOL...no wonder Mcleod has complained publicly about "too much cleavage" in state offices.
That ain't a joke.
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posted on
07/07/2009 1:27:02 PM PDT
by
Al B.
(Dennis Miller on why he loves Sarah Palin: "She bugs all the right people")
To: Edit35
Snort! Chuckle! Guffaw!!!!!!!!
If it isn’t a Blackberry or on Twitter-Face the liberal universe can’t take it.
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posted on
07/07/2009 1:27:21 PM PDT
by
jdietz
("There's small Revenge in Words, but Words may be greatly revenged" Ben Franklin)
To: Edit35
Another ugly Palin hater.

She also complained that women were showing too much cleavage in government offices.
To: Edit35
To: chemicalman
A CONSPIRACY!
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posted on
07/07/2009 1:33:33 PM PDT
by
SERKIT
("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.....)
To: balls
This philosophy could have easily influenced McLeod's thinking. Or lack thereof, as the case may be.
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posted on
07/07/2009 1:40:15 PM PDT
by
Bob
To: Edit35
OMG! Can it be true? How could such a poor, pathetic, stupid woman figure out how to do such a thing?
Do I need to include a sarcasm indicator?
To: hoosiermama; Edit35; STARWISE; SoCalPol; PhiKapMom
Next Sarah will be using one of those radio thingies
with a pictures that moves /s
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posted on
07/07/2009 1:54:30 PM PDT
by
SoCalPol
(Reagan Republican for Palin 2012)
To: Edit35
Funny - but also sad. This system, put in place by a Republican legislature, was intended to a provide transparent venue for citizens to report perceived ethics violations. It is now irretrievably broken and those who abused the system bear the responsibility. The state needs to set the bar for what defines an ethical violation and then make sure that those who submit frivolous charges pay all fees, including all state costs and legal fees. To those who say that's not fair - so sorry. That's the price you pay for irresponsibly abusing the system.
Sorry - I go on too long.
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posted on
07/07/2009 1:58:11 PM PDT
by
ArmyTeach
(Sprit of '76)
To: Edit35
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posted on
07/07/2009 1:59:20 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
To: Edit35
A Phone?
How twentieth...
Backwards hick...
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posted on
07/07/2009 2:01:17 PM PDT
by
ejonesie22
(Mitt Romney is a more subtle version of Arlen Specter with better hair...)
To: Prophet in the wilderness
I’ve got one just about like that with a dial on the front...Still works..much needed when the power goes off.
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posted on
07/07/2009 2:02:07 PM PDT
by
hoosiermama
(ONLY DEAD FISH GO WITH THE FLOW.......I am swimming with Sarahcudah! Sarah has read the tealeaves.)
To: Edit35
She uses a telephone? Gack! This has to be an ethical violation. Does anyone she has ever known, seen, or touched own telecommunications stock?
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posted on
07/07/2009 2:05:28 PM PDT
by
silverleaf
(Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate!)
To: AFreeBird
She used cash that was inscribed “In God We Trust”
She’s a fundamentalist zealot, you know.
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posted on
07/07/2009 2:06:58 PM PDT
by
silverleaf
(Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate!)
To: Edit35
What did Sarah know, and when did she know it?
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posted on
07/07/2009 2:07:34 PM PDT
by
Future Snake Eater
("Get out of the boat and walk on the water with us!--Sen. Joe Biden)
To: Edit35
McCloud is just furious that Sarah CAN use a phone...
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posted on
07/07/2009 2:11:08 PM PDT
by
paulycy
(Liberal DOUBLE-STANDARDS are HATE crimes.)
To: Edit35
Yeah, yeah. But does she use push button or rotary? Is she on a party line...hmmmmm?!!
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posted on
07/07/2009 2:11:33 PM PDT
by
CougarGA7
(I knew that Whopper was angry, but I didn't think it would try to kill me!)
To: hoosiermama
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posted on
07/07/2009 5:01:59 PM PDT
by
PhiKapMom
(Mary Fallin - OK Gov/Coburn/Rubio - Senate 2010 ! Sarah for President 2012)
To: paulycy
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posted on
07/07/2009 5:02:34 PM PDT
by
PhiKapMom
(Mary Fallin - OK Gov/Coburn/Rubio - Senate 2010 ! Sarah for President 2012)
To: ArmyTeach
That was perfect and what is needed.
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posted on
07/07/2009 5:04:04 PM PDT
by
PhiKapMom
(Mary Fallin - OK Gov/Coburn/Rubio - Senate 2010 ! Sarah for President 2012)
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