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My Daughter, 13, Got Pregnant by Swimming in Hotel Pool, Claims Mother
Mail Online ^ | 06/09/2009 | Mail Online

Posted on 07/10/2009 9:58:32 AM PDT by Dallas59

A mother is suing a hotel claiming her teenage daughter fell pregnant simply from using a hotel swimming pool.

Magdalena Kwiatkowska says the 13-year-old conceived after coming into contact with 'stray sperm' in the water of an Egyptian resort.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Outdoors; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: fertility; pregnant; swimming
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1 posted on 07/10/2009 9:58:32 AM PDT by Dallas59
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To: Dallas59

Holy Sperm Batman!!!


2 posted on 07/10/2009 9:59:18 AM PDT by SoftwareEngineer
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To: Dallas59

With whom was the 13 girl swimming?


3 posted on 07/10/2009 9:59:53 AM PDT by LottieDah (If only those who speak so eloquently on the rights of animals would do so on behalf the unborn)
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To: Dallas59

Immaculate conception would have been more believable.


4 posted on 07/10/2009 10:00:09 AM PDT by DonaldC
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To: Dallas59

Not the highest probability explanation of her condition, I’d say.


5 posted on 07/10/2009 10:00:20 AM PDT by Pearls Before Swine (Is /sarc really necessary?)
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To: Dallas59

Stray sperm? Would the cholorinated water kill the little swimmers?


6 posted on 07/10/2009 10:00:43 AM PDT by LottieDah (If only those who speak so eloquently on the rights of animals would do so on behalf the unborn)
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To: Dallas59

Sure she did.....


7 posted on 07/10/2009 10:00:47 AM PDT by A.Hun (Common sense is no longer common.)
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To: Dallas59

Musta been some real ugly dudes swimming in that pool.


8 posted on 07/10/2009 10:01:03 AM PDT by Jack of all Trades (Stop the change - I want to get off!)
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To: LottieDah

I’d say she had a better shot at winning if she said the daughter got pregnant in the hotel’s bed...!


9 posted on 07/10/2009 10:01:07 AM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: Dallas59

Based on a VERY scientific study in a nearby thread, I’d say that an exceptionally ugly man must have been in the pool at about that time.


10 posted on 07/10/2009 10:01:41 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (I don't believe anything anyone says about anything anymore.)
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To: Jack of all Trades

That or maybe some really ugly camels.


11 posted on 07/10/2009 10:01:41 AM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: Dallas59

Wasn’t 0buma in Egypt recently?


12 posted on 07/10/2009 10:02:22 AM PDT by Dallas59 ("You know the one with the big ears? He might be yours, but he ain't my president.")
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To: Dallas59

It’s better than having to have a family member perform an honor killing.


13 posted on 07/10/2009 10:02:43 AM PDT by SparkyBass
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To: Dallas59

Oh sure! Happens all the time...I also heard you can get pregnant if you kiss a boy when you are wearing a bathing suit...


14 posted on 07/10/2009 10:02:50 AM PDT by NMEwithin
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To: lewisglad
Check out Katy Perry from accompanied article


15 posted on 07/10/2009 10:03:37 AM PDT by Perdogg (Sarah Palin-Jim DeMint 2012 - Liz Cheney for Sec of State - Duncan Hunter SecDef)
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To: Dallas59; All

Girlfriend: Unfortunately, I didn’t have a partner. I got gonorrhea from a tractor.

Jerry: You got gonorrhea from a tractor? And you call that the tractor story?

Girlfriend: Yeah, my boyfriend said I got it while I was riding the tractor in my bathing suit.

Jerry: All right, that’s it for me. You’ve been great. Good night, everybody.


16 posted on 07/10/2009 10:03:55 AM PDT by Red in Blue PA (If guns cause crime, then all of mine are defective!)
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To: NMEwithin

Jumping up and down a hundred times will fix it.


17 posted on 07/10/2009 10:04:00 AM PDT by Dallas59 ("You know the one with the big ears? He might be yours, but he ain't my president.")
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To: Dallas59

How does she know it was the swimming pool that did it? Also I didn’t know you could “fall” pregnant.


18 posted on 07/10/2009 10:04:07 AM PDT by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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To: Dallas59

Good try. The Egyptian will either decapitate her or stone her to death for fornication. I hope for her sake that they buy the story.


19 posted on 07/10/2009 10:04:17 AM PDT by Daveinyork
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To: ClearCase_guy

I wonder what the story is of the daughter?


20 posted on 07/10/2009 10:04:32 AM PDT by rovenstinez
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To: Dallas59

That’s nothing, I heard about this girl who got pregnant from sitting on a toilet seat.

And then, there was this one time, at band camp...

:-)


21 posted on 07/10/2009 10:04:51 AM PDT by DemforBush (Somebody wake me when sanity has returned to the nation.)
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To: Perdogg

22 posted on 07/10/2009 10:05:14 AM PDT by Dallas59 ("You know the one with the big ears? He might be yours, but he ain't my president.")
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To: Dallas59

ROTFLMBO!!!
Hope fully it wasn’t the shallow end of the gene pool!


23 posted on 07/10/2009 10:06:02 AM PDT by gimme1ibertee (Time to CLEAN HOUSE (AND Senate!!!) Kick their butts to the curb!!)
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To: Dallas59

Betcha the baby looks like Mrs. Kwiatkowska’s husband.


24 posted on 07/10/2009 10:06:12 AM PDT by South Hawthorne (In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
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To: Dallas59

I am bad, I know it.


25 posted on 07/10/2009 10:06:15 AM PDT by Perdogg (Sarah Palin-Jim DeMint 2012 - Liz Cheney for Sec of State - Duncan Hunter SecDef)
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To: Dallas59

“daughter, 13, got pregnant by swimming in hotel pool”

So, perhaps she should stop SCR3WING there!!!


26 posted on 07/10/2009 10:06:22 AM PDT by ROLF of the HILL COUNTRY ( The Constitution needs No interpreting, only APPLICATION!)
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To: Dallas59

“.....the 13-year-old conceived after coming into contact with ‘stray sperm’ in the water.....”

Oooh.....I HATE when that happens. But is she sure it wasn’t from the doorknob to the dressing room?


27 posted on 07/10/2009 10:07:09 AM PDT by EggsAckley (There's an Ethiopian in the fuel supply. W.C. Fields)
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To: Dallas59

Lots of girls get pregnant in pools. In hot tubs, too.


28 posted on 07/10/2009 10:09:05 AM PDT by Buck W. (The President of the United States IS named Schickelgruber...)
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To: Perdogg
Could have been dropped out of the hotel window...
29 posted on 07/10/2009 10:10:13 AM PDT by Dallas59 ("You know the one with the big ears? He might be yours, but he ain't my president.")
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To: Dallas59

“stray sperm”?...those Egyptian pools must be nasty!


30 posted on 07/10/2009 10:10:46 AM PDT by adversarial
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To: Dallas59

Oh, Goody! I’ve been looking around for that all day! :)


31 posted on 07/10/2009 10:11:47 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
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To: Dallas59

Is that a Kielbasa? Oh,never mind.


32 posted on 07/10/2009 10:12:12 AM PDT by Dr. Ursus
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To: Dallas59

and you call that the Tractor Story??


33 posted on 07/10/2009 10:12:22 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: adversarial

They must not use Chlorine int he pools as only an Infidel pool would use chlorine.


34 posted on 07/10/2009 10:13:30 AM PDT by GraceG
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To: ClearCase_guy
Based on a VERY scientific study in a nearby thread, I’d say that an exceptionally ugly man must have been in the pool at about that time.

Yeah...ugly men get laid so seldom that sperm must be secreting from their pores. %^{

35 posted on 07/10/2009 10:13:34 AM PDT by 6ppc (It's torch and pitchfork time)
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To: Dallas59
Magdalena Kwiatkowska says the 13-year-old conceived after coming into contact with 'stray sperm' in the water of an Egyptian resort.

This is why it is so important for people to get tags for their sperm and keep it in the yard or indoors. You never know what will happen with stray sperm...
36 posted on 07/10/2009 10:13:38 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: adversarial

....or Ms. Kwiatkowskas daughter is....


37 posted on 07/10/2009 10:14:41 AM PDT by Dallas59 ("You know the one with the big ears? He might be yours, but he ain't my president.")
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To: Dallas59

Oh,yeah: that happens a lot !

There are also clergymen who contract STDs from toilet seats......and stuff.


38 posted on 07/10/2009 10:18:37 AM PDT by mrmeangenes
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To: LottieDah

Chlorine in Egypt?


39 posted on 07/10/2009 10:18:38 AM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel
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To: LottieDah

plus they must have been some real fighters, to not only survive the chlorine but to be able to get past the swimsuit too.


40 posted on 07/10/2009 10:23:11 AM PDT by Cyclone59 (Everything that hits the fan is not evenly distributed)
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To: Dallas59

ANOTHER Immaculate Conception! But, it can happen.


41 posted on 07/10/2009 10:23:14 AM PDT by 2harddrive (then)
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To: LottieDah

It MAY have been a salt water pool.


42 posted on 07/10/2009 10:23:46 AM PDT by 2harddrive (then)
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To: MIchaelTArchangel

It was a hotel pool. Do they not use chlorine in hotels in Egypt? I have never been there so I don’t know.


43 posted on 07/10/2009 10:25:52 AM PDT by LottieDah (If only those who speak so eloquently on the rights of animals would do so on behalf the unborn)
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To: Cyclone59
Just protect yourself when swimming in Egypt...


44 posted on 07/10/2009 10:26:05 AM PDT by Dallas59 ("You know the one with the big ears? He might be yours, but he ain't my president.")
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To: Dallas59

And the Most Gullible Mom Award goes to.....


45 posted on 07/10/2009 10:29:51 AM PDT by ozzymandus
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To: Dallas59

This is a job for “Myth-Busters”.


46 posted on 07/10/2009 10:43:32 AM PDT by Lockbar (March toward the sound of the guns.)
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To: Buck W.

Hear the one about the three homosexual men sitting an a hot tube? They looked down and floating in the water was some sperm and one of the men asked...who farted?


47 posted on 07/10/2009 10:50:53 AM PDT by Married with Children
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To: Dallas59

Blanket? Is that you!?


48 posted on 07/10/2009 10:51:57 AM PDT by griffin (Love Jesus, No Fear!)
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To: ozzymandus
Quick, one of our Bible experts, where do we discover Jeremiah and the contaminated mikva?

This particular story predates the return from Captivity in Babylon.

49 posted on 07/10/2009 10:55:24 AM PDT by muawiyah
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To: Dallas59

An eventual blood test of the baby will answer just about everything.


50 posted on 07/10/2009 10:55:51 AM PDT by johnthebaptistmoore (Conservatives obey the rules. Leftists cheat. Who probably has the political advantage?)
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