My Daughter, 13, Got Pregnant by Swimming in Hotel Pool, Claims Mother

Mail Online ^ | 06/09/2009 | Mail Online

[Dallas59]

A mother is suing a hotel claiming her teenage daughter fell pregnant simply from using a hotel swimming pool.

Magdalena Kwiatkowska says the 13-year-old conceived after coming into contact with 'stray sperm' in the water of an Egyptian resort.

[SoftwareEngineer]

Holy Sperm Batman!!!

[LottieDah]

With whom was the 13 girl swimming?

[DonaldC]

Immaculate conception would have been more believable.

[Pearls Before Swine]

Not the highest probability explanation of her condition, I’d say.

[LottieDah]

Stray sperm? Would the cholorinated water kill the little swimmers?

[A.Hun]

Sure she did.....

[Jack of all Trades]

Musta been some real ugly dudes swimming in that pool.

[Secret Agent Man]

I’d say she had a better shot at winning if she said the daughter got pregnant in the hotel’s bed...!

[ClearCase_guy]

Based on a VERY scientific study in a nearby thread, I’d say that an exceptionally ugly man must have been in the pool at about that time.

[Secret Agent Man]

That or maybe some really ugly camels.

[Dallas59]

Wasn’t 0buma in Egypt recently?

[SparkyBass]

It’s better than having to have a family member perform an honor killing.

[NMEwithin]

Oh sure! Happens all the time...I also heard you can get pregnant if you kiss a boy when you are wearing a bathing suit...

[Perdogg]

Check out Katy Perry from accompanied article

[Red in Blue PA]

Girlfriend: Unfortunately, I didn’t have a partner. I got gonorrhea from a tractor.

Jerry: You got gonorrhea from a tractor? And you call that the tractor story?

Girlfriend: Yeah, my boyfriend said I got it while I was riding the tractor in my bathing suit.

Jerry: All right, that’s it for me. You’ve been great. Good night, everybody.

[Dallas59]

Jumping up and down a hundred times will fix it.

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

How does she know it was the swimming pool that did it? Also I didn’t know you could “fall” pregnant.

[Daveinyork]

Good try. The Egyptian will either decapitate her or stone her to death for fornication. I hope for her sake that they buy the story.

[rovenstinez]

I wonder what the story is of the daughter?

[DemforBush]

That’s nothing, I heard about this girl who got pregnant from sitting on a toilet seat.

And then, there was this one time, at band camp...

:-)

[Dallas59]

[gimme1ibertee]

ROTFLMBO!!!
Hope fully it wasn’t the shallow end of the gene pool!

[Owl_Eagle]

Betcha the baby looks like Mrs. Kwiatkowska’s husband.

[Perdogg]

I am bad, I know it.

[ROLF of the HILL COUNTRY]

“daughter, 13, got pregnant by swimming in hotel pool”

So, perhaps she should stop SCR3WING there!!!

[EggsAckley]

“.....the 13-year-old conceived after coming into contact with ‘stray sperm’ in the water.....”

Oooh.....I HATE when that happens. But is she sure it wasn’t from the doorknob to the dressing room?

[Buck W.]

Lots of girls get pregnant in pools. In hot tubs, too.

[Dallas59]

Could have been dropped out of the hotel window...

[adversarial]

“stray sperm”?...those Egyptian pools must be nasty!

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Oh, Goody! I’ve been looking around for that all day! :)

[Dr. Ursus]

Is that a Kielbasa? Oh,never mind.

[Buckeye McFrog]

and you call that the Tractor Story??

[GraceG]

They must not use Chlorine int he pools as only an Infidel pool would use chlorine.

[6ppc]

Based on a VERY scientific study in a nearby thread, I’d say that an exceptionally ugly man must have been in the pool at about that time.

Yeah...ugly men get laid so seldom that sperm must be secreting from their pores. %^{

[Army Air Corps]

Magdalena Kwiatkowska says the 13-year-old conceived after coming into contact with 'stray sperm' in the water of an Egyptian resort.

This is why it is so important for people to get tags for their sperm and keep it in the yard or indoors. You never know what will happen with stray sperm...

[Dallas59]

....or Ms. Kwiatkowskas daughter is....

[mrmeangenes]

Oh,yeah: that happens a lot !

There are also clergymen who contract STDs from toilet seats......and stuff.

[MIchaelTArchangel]

Chlorine in Egypt?

[Cyclone59]

plus they must have been some real fighters, to not only survive the chlorine but to be able to get past the swimsuit too.

[2harddrive]

ANOTHER Immaculate Conception! But, it can happen.

[2harddrive]

It MAY have been a salt water pool.

[LottieDah]

It was a hotel pool. Do they not use chlorine in hotels in Egypt? I have never been there so I don’t know.

[Dallas59]

Just protect yourself when swimming in Egypt...

[ozzymandus]

And the Most Gullible Mom Award goes to.....

[Lockbar]

This is a job for “Myth-Busters”.

[Married with Children]

Hear the one about the three homosexual men sitting an a hot tube? They looked down and floating in the water was some sperm and one of the men asked...who farted?

[griffin]

Blanket? Is that you!?

[muawiyah]

Quick, one of our Bible experts, where do we discover Jeremiah and the contaminated mikva?

This particular story predates the return from Captivity in Babylon.

[johnthebaptistmoore]

An eventual blood test of the baby will answer just about everything.