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Caption Obama throwing a softball

Posted on 07/15/2009 9:47:17 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

U.S. President Barack Obama throws out the ceremonial first pitch prior to Major League Baseball's All-Star game in St. Louis July 14, 2009.


U.S. President Barack Obama embraces St. Louis Cardinals baseball player Albert Pujols after Obama threw the ceremonial first pitch prior to the start of Major League Baseball's All-Star game in St. Louis, July 14, 2009

Obama: "I love saying your name....hee hee....Poo holes....heheh..."


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: caption; dbag; freepun; obama; pitch; thewimpfactor; throwslikeagirl
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1 posted on 07/15/2009 9:47:18 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten; Abbeville Conservative; absolootezer0; AmericanMade1776; andy58-in-nh; ...
I'm sorry, but he's such a douche!

2 posted on 07/15/2009 9:48:18 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (War is when the government tells u who the bad guy is. Revolution is when u decide that for yourself)
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To: Lucky9teen

That’s about all he’s been “pitching” for the last year or so...

What a WASTE and he’s killing everything America stands for..


3 posted on 07/15/2009 9:48:40 AM PDT by mikelets456
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To: Lucky9teen

Girlie Wimp.


4 posted on 07/15/2009 9:48:41 AM PDT by Sundog (I hope Michelle Obama isn't going to be punished with a baby.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Women’s Softball Star Obama Throws Like a Girl


5 posted on 07/15/2009 9:48:48 AM PDT by aMorePerfectUnion
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To: Lucky9teen

Weak as water.......


6 posted on 07/15/2009 9:48:55 AM PDT by EggsAckley (There's an Ethiopian in the fuel supply. W.C. Fields)
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To: Lucky9teen

As my daughter saud, “Ewwww, he throws like a sisy girl”. Now this comes from a softball centerfielder who can hit home plate from dead center field.

He throws the ball the same way he protects the country. Maybe he needs viagra?


7 posted on 07/15/2009 9:49:04 AM PDT by the long march
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To: Lucky9teen

LOL ... that’s funny.


8 posted on 07/15/2009 9:49:10 AM PDT by Tarpon (You abolish your responsibilities, you surrender your rights.)
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To: Lucky9teen

> I’m sorry, but he’s such a douche!

He certainly is! And what’s he doing wearing a Sox jacket — I thought he was a Cubs fan!!!

TAKE OFF THAT JACKET MISTER PRESIDENT! YOU ARE NOT A FAN OF MY BELOVED WHITE SOX!


9 posted on 07/15/2009 9:50:08 AM PDT by DieHard the Hunter (Is mise an ceann-cinnidh. Cha ghéill mi do dhuine. Fàg am bealach.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Efus.


10 posted on 07/15/2009 9:50:10 AM PDT by csmusaret (If you like this economy, keep voting for Donkeys.)
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To: Lucky9teen

A picture is worth a thousan words. Obamma is not a pitcher, he’s a catcher.


11 posted on 07/15/2009 9:51:20 AM PDT by shadeaud ("If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten." -- George Carlin)
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To: Lucky9teen

Why was Pujols the catcher and not an actual ALL STAR catcher?

It saddens me since I am a HUGE PUJOLS fan.

Girls should be insulted by how Obama threw that ball. He should stick to basketball and reach arounds at bath houses.

And if David Shitster of MSNBC reads this, SCREW YOU DAVID! :)


12 posted on 07/15/2009 9:51:40 AM PDT by MAD-AS-HELL (Hope and Change. Rhetoric embraced by the Insane - Obama, The Chump in Charge)
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To: Lucky9teen

Damn sissy.


13 posted on 07/15/2009 9:51:56 AM PDT by ZX12R
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To: Sundog

> Girlie Wimp.

(grin!) Do you know how to simulate throwing like a girl?

Try this: if you’re normally right handed, try pitching overhand with your left. Vice-versa if you’re normally left-handed.

The harder you try, the more girly your throw will be.

Try it — it’s Hell-funny!


14 posted on 07/15/2009 9:52:22 AM PDT by DieHard the Hunter (Is mise an ceann-cinnidh. Cha ghéill mi do dhuine. Fàg am bealach.)
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To: Lucky9teen
A view omitted from the on-air coverage:


15 posted on 07/15/2009 9:53:36 AM PDT by mikrofon (More of a "pitch man" than pitcher...)
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To: Lucky9teen

OK, let’s review: Obama takes a high leg kick, then throws the ball like a girl, causing it to fall two feet short of the plate. Then he gives a victorious fist pump, falsely signaling that he nailed the pitch.

Poseur.

The incident if filled with high symbolism. This is the way Obama handles everything in life. He starts out with good form, then fails to deliver, but acts instead like he over-delivered.


17 posted on 07/15/2009 9:53:56 AM PDT by savedbygrace (You are only leading if someone follows. Otherwise, you just wandered off... [Smokin' Joe])
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To: Lucky9teen; jmranchman


Great Job Mr President!
18 posted on 07/15/2009 9:54:07 AM PDT by The_Sword_of_Groo (Dum spiramus tuebimur - "While We Have Breath, We Will Defend")
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To: Lucky9teen

all watercooler conversations today are about Fox’s decision to use camera angles that would not let us see how bad a pitch he threw


19 posted on 07/15/2009 9:54:47 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: mikrofon

LOL! He’s never going to outlive the TOTUS jokes.


20 posted on 07/15/2009 9:56:06 AM PDT by ZX12R
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To: aMorePerfectUnion
>>>....Obama Throws Like a Girl<<<

That's an insult to a lot of girls that can throw a hell of a lot better than that.

Obama throws like a Metrosexual...because he is!!

21 posted on 07/15/2009 9:56:20 AM PDT by HardStarboard ("The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule - Mencken knew Obama)
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To: Lucky9teen

Obama Thinking: “I want the names and SS numbers of every single person booing me right now...awwww screw it! I am going tax the hell out of them all anyways!!”


22 posted on 07/15/2009 9:56:37 AM PDT by NMEwithin
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To: HardStarboard

23 posted on 07/15/2009 9:59:01 AM PDT by isthisnickcool (GIVE ME YOUR MONEY BITCH! - President Obama)
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To: Lucky9teen

"Ewwww! Let me be your bat rack Albert!"

24 posted on 07/15/2009 9:59:58 AM PDT by LRS (Just contracts; just laws; just a constitution...)
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To: Lucky9teen

I haven’t thrown a ball in years and I can throw better than that.


25 posted on 07/15/2009 10:00:01 AM PDT by wastedyears (The Tree is thirsty and the hogs are hungry.)
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To: savedbygrace

Best comment of the day.


26 posted on 07/15/2009 10:00:43 AM PDT by Made In The USA (BO stinks.)
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To: Lucky9teen

The "first time past 50 feet" fist pump.

27 posted on 07/15/2009 10:01:36 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, AIG, Chrysler and GM are what Marx meant by the means of production.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Notice where the catcher is...



I can't find the picture, but watching the comparison on Fox News of when Bush pitched the ball, the catcher was well behind the plate.
28 posted on 07/15/2009 10:01:55 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (War is when the government tells u who the bad guy is. Revolution is when u decide that for yourself)
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To: mikrofon

LOL, that was excellent.


29 posted on 07/15/2009 10:01:59 AM PDT by indylindy (Who is the real Jim Thompson? I am.)
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To: Lucky9teen

“I am not a thithy...”


30 posted on 07/15/2009 10:03:30 AM PDT by ExpatGator (Extending logic since 1961.)
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To: MAD-AS-HELL
Why was Pujols the catcher and not an actual ALL STAR catcher?

To help minimize the booing by having the God of current St. Louis athletes on the field. Also, 1B players are more able to handle wild throws than a catcher laden with all the gear.

31 posted on 07/15/2009 10:03:38 AM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (I can spell just fine, thanks, it's my typing that sucks.)
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To: savedbygrace
The incident if filled with high symbolism. This is the way Obama handles everything in life. He starts out with good form, then fails to deliver, but acts instead like he over-delivered.

And with the initial camera angle by Fox showing only Obama but not the plate, you would never have know that he failed. Kind of like how the State Run Media always shows him.

32 posted on 07/15/2009 10:03:39 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, AIG, Chrysler and GM are what Marx meant by the means of production.)
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To: Made In The USA

Thanks. Feel free to pass it on.


33 posted on 07/15/2009 10:04:13 AM PDT by savedbygrace (You are only leading if someone follows. Otherwise, you just wandered off... [Smokin' Joe])
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To: mikrofon
That's why TOTUS fell over earlier. It was practicing the post pitch duck to get out of the way.
34 posted on 07/15/2009 10:05:04 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, AIG, Chrysler and GM are what Marx meant by the means of production.)
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To: csmusaret

Efus.

Ted Williams could not have hit that one, though...it hit the dirt...


35 posted on 07/15/2009 10:05:11 AM PDT by jessduntno (You quit when you're in over your head. You resign when there isn't enough challenge.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Notice where the catcher is...



I can't find the picture, but watching the comparison on Fox News of when Bush pitched the ball, the catcher was well behind the plate.
36 posted on 07/15/2009 10:05:33 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (War is when the government tells u who the bad guy is. Revolution is when u decide that for yourself)
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To: MAD-AS-HELL

Why was Pujols the catcher and not an actual ALL STAR catcher?

Good hands.


37 posted on 07/15/2009 10:05:59 AM PDT by jessduntno (You quit when you're in over your head. You resign when there isn't enough challenge.)
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To: aMorePerfectUnion
Women’s Softball Star Obama Throws Like a Girl

Obviously, you've never had the opportunity to witness a Colorade Silver Bullets game.

38 posted on 07/15/2009 10:06:48 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (AGWT is very robust with respect to data. All observations confirm it at the 100% confidence level.)
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To: Lucky9teen

His foot wasn’t even on the damn stick. What a wuss


39 posted on 07/15/2009 10:07:20 AM PDT by wastedyears (The Tree is thirsty and the hogs are hungry.)
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To: Lucky9teen

40 posted on 07/15/2009 10:07:38 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (When you put Democrats in charge, stupid things happen)
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To: Lucky9teen

did Michelle iron his jeans? What’s with the crease? sissy


41 posted on 07/15/2009 10:07:46 AM PDT by wilco200 (11/4/08 - The Day America Jumped the Shark)
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To: KarlInOhio
"The incident if filled with high symbolism. This is the way Obama handles everything in life. He starts out with good form, then fails to deliver, but acts instead like he over-delivered."

And then the "Press" covers up for his shortcoming.

Our local paper, here in podunk, AZ, carried an AP story:

"Obama tosses first pitch: ... true to his word: He didn't bounce it.... the ceremonial first pitch ... would reach the plate on the fly... Obama delivered!"

Uh, no, it did not reach the plate. Silly, just a tiny fib... but covering for any and every shortcoming is just the way it is now.
42 posted on 07/15/2009 10:07:51 AM PDT by SparkyBass
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To: Lucky9teen

“Take that you nasty, old meany!”


43 posted on 07/15/2009 10:08:45 AM PDT by IbJensen (If Catholics voted based upon the teachings of the church, there would be no abortion and no Obomba.)
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To: Lucky9teen
I found this while Googling "bush obama pitch"


44 posted on 07/15/2009 10:08:55 AM PDT by wastedyears (The Tree is thirsty and the hogs are hungry.)
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To: Buckeye McFrog

Use this web address to let FOX know how you feel about the crappy camera angle precluding viewers from seeing the pitch in it’s entirity.

http://msn.foxsports.com/feedback


45 posted on 07/15/2009 10:10:06 AM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (I can spell just fine, thanks, it's my typing that sucks.)
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To: MAD-AS-HELL
NO one wanted to catch what 0bama was pitching.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

46 posted on 07/15/2009 10:10:51 AM PDT by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: reagan_fanatic

LOL


47 posted on 07/15/2009 10:11:31 AM PDT by angcat (GOOD LORD PLEASE HELP THE USA!)
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To: Lucky9teen

I’ve been looking all over the net and youtube for this information: Where did the pitch actually land?

Good find! Thanks.


48 posted on 07/15/2009 10:11:50 AM PDT by paulycy (Liberal DOUBLE-STANDARDS are HATE crimes.)
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To: jessduntno; MAD-AS-HELL

The catcher reflexively blocks a throw in the dirt, the 1st baseman scoops it up. (Throw was in fact short, dispite the fact that Pujols was squatting at the top of home plate.)

That and the fact that they were hoping that some of Pujols’ popularity would rub off on him when they embraced after the pitch.


49 posted on 07/15/2009 10:13:23 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (AGWT is very robust with respect to data. All observations confirm it at the 100% confidence level.)
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To: savedbygrace

Spelling correction:

The incident is filled with high symbolism. This is the way Obama handles everything in life. He starts out with good form, then fails to deliver, but acts instead like he over-delivered.


50 posted on 07/15/2009 10:13:40 AM PDT by savedbygrace (You are only leading if someone follows. Otherwise, you just wandered off... [Smokin' Joe])
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