Megan Fox is a Man

Weekly World News ^ | January 14th, 2009 | Reginald Cunningham III

[Young Werther]

LOS ANGELES, CA – The internet has been abuzz since this Sunday’s Golden Globes ceremony, where Megan Fox jokingly remarked that she looked like a man.

When interviewed on the red carpet, she said “I look like Alan Alda in drag. I’m a tranny. I’m a man.”

At the time, reporters passed it off as a jovial attempt to cover for her nerves.

However, today she has cleared the air and officially reported: she’s really a man.

[Young Werther]

I guess I missed this one

[Responsibility2nd]

This thread is disturbing. Very disturbing.

[brownsfan]

“This thread is disturbing. Very disturbing.”

Agreed. But, it is Weekly World News... all the news their imaginations can bring to print.

[La Lydia]

Well, she has the adam's apple. Megan, as she goes by now exclusively, also noted this Sunday how much she wants Salma Hayek’s figure. She has even scheduled surgery later this month to get it. After the two met in New York this week, Hayek offered to have a cast made of her bust so doctors can match them exactly on Megan Fox’s chest.

Now it is official, I am living in a parallel universe.

[iowamark]

Megan Fox was born Mitchell Reed Fox in Rockwood, Tennessee. From an early age, Mitchell showed an interest in both performing and women’s clothing. When having a preacher lay hands on him did not ‘cure’ him of these interests, his parents simply put him on the pageant circuit.

[Texan Tory]

Uh-oh, if Megan Fox is a man, does this mean I’m gay?

[Loud Mime]

I thought they went out of print; are they now an internet site?

I bought that issue showing that Saddam Hussein was a drag queen....too funny!

[devane617]

um....ok.

[PennsylvaniaMom]

Be brave Perdogg, be brave...remember...this is World News Daily!!! And that Megan is such a kidder...

;)PaMom

[MarineBrat]

I wonder how many FReepers are busy right now trying to figure out how to scrub their posting history... and their eyes. :)

[brownsfan]

“I thought they went out of print; are they now an internet site?”

Not sure. A long time ago I worked with a guy who bought that thing every week. It was kind of like watching WWF for him. He knew it was phoney, but when he was reading it, he’d get caught up in the stories and forget it was the Weekly World News.

[Billthedrill]

Yep. “It’s a man, baby!” I can’t wait to hear Ed Anger weigh in on this one.

[Alex Murphy]

Megan Fox In The Role She Was Born to Play: An NC-17 Mother Teresa

[Cyber Liberty]

I see a blue box with the words “No Thanks” in the near future....

[TexasCajun]

Megan Fox:

[envisio]

Well I can prove she is NOT a man.
You see, the last time she was at my house.....

Wait... the lights were out. I thought she just forgot to shave.
...and she made a really bad omelet the next morning.

OH MY GOD!

[hsrazorback1]

Giggity.

[Clemenza]

Craindead Bunt, IMHO. She’ll be posing for Hef in about 8-10 years after she is washed up.

[nufsed]

When she gets tossed aside, I’d be glad to take care of her.

[Erik Latranyi]

If Megan Fox is a man, then I am gay.

[Loud Mime]

I considered WWN as an adult version of Mad magazine. One of my workers brought an issue and we laughed for weeks using their material....usually when applied to problem customers.

[nufsed]

Where do I sign up?

[Charles Martel]

To mangle a line from Victor/Victoria,

"The person in that room was naked from the waist down, and if that was a man, then he is wearing the greatest disguise I have ever seen!"

[Trod Upon]

Why refer to the pathetic creature as “her” or “she” when he is nothing more than a genetic male with mutilated genitalia? Do not let the libs take control of the language. If you have a Y you’re a guy, no matter how badly you have yourself butchered.

[proud_2_B_texasgal]

It’s Weekly World News, people ......

[evets]

Well, she does have 'man hands'.

[Young Werther]

It’ll be a Freeper Secret!

[fortunate sun]

Although quite the Lefty, he was quite good in the revival of “GlenGarry, GlenRoss”. He didn’t overdue “Shelly’s” nervous tics, which made Jack Lemmon’s portrayal almost unbearable to watch.
Liev Shreiber, Tom Wopat, Gordon Clapp, Jeffery Tambor, Frederick Weller and who can forget Jordan Lage in their respective roles.

[Stimpson_J_Cat]

I do believe I see a moustache! lol

[theFIRMbss]

>Uh-oh, if Megan Fox is a man, does this mean I’m gay?

I just looked at two
serious gossip sites and
they're not running this.