Skip to comments.Could this be Obama's Kenyan birthcertificate? (someone is smoking catnip)
Posted on 07/28/2009 9:23:04 AM PDT by DoctorJimbo27
I wasn't sure if i wanted to post this, but here goes. I've been holding onto this for a bit now, cause if it's real I don't know if I could get in trouble.
I voted for McCain last year (by default, I wanted huckabee) because I knew Nobama would be a disaster, but i wasn't sold on the citizenship thing. on a whim, I asked a firend in the UK to see if she could find any old records from back when Kenya was a british colony. Well a few days later she emailed me this.
it looks real to me, but I'm not sure. And I havent been able to get a hold of my friend since she sent it to me. If this is legitimate, should i be worried?
Here's the link, I don't have a website to upload it to. http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=281blzk&s=3
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And we know this isn’t as fake as Joe Biden’s hairline how?
Yup; signed up yesterday. Won’t last long.
Take 2 spork weasels and call me in the morning.
I wouldn’t reccommend opening Zot links...
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I thought the FDA had banned spork weasels for over the counter use.
Please post a link.
bogey on the wire.....
Dear Doctor Jimbo,
Thank you for your message.
Did you ever get that $20,000 last year that I sent you?
I never heard back and was very hurt that you never sent me the secret Swiss bank account numbers.
Hoping to hear from you soon.
What say ye?
hey if you can show me how it’s a photoshop that would be a load off MY mind. I’m not any good with these things.
My friend might be pulling one over on me, but I figured you guys would be better at solving it than me.
It could be anything.
I would suggest:
Try and find the Dr. that signed.
Locate application KCVA 112097/83.
Even contact Coast Provincial General Hospital.
The person completing the form appears to be left handed. You could try and determine who completed the form.
Other than that, you could be looking at anything.
If true, you should be worried about your friend.
There’s no seal.
Is this a noobie which I see before me, his handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee. I have thee not, and yet I see thee still ...
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Can anyone read the text of the background?
That is so obviously not typed, but printed from a laser printer.
I didn’t think they had seals in Kenya. (ba da dummm)
I’m here all week and don’t forget to tip your waitress.
The mother’s name appears to be in heavier (bolder) pen than all the other entries, and the area behind her name seems a little fuzzy to me. This may have started out life as the BC for one of Barack Sr’s other kids, but IMHO, that’s about as close to legit as it might get.
Just how did you come across this link?
Definitely the original. The Dutch text in the background is the final evidence. /sarc
Hold it right there please while I check the document.
There’s no reason the original form itself couldn’t have been produced on a type-setting machine, after which millions would have been printed up, much like newspapers.
Why is the signature of the attending physician and signature of physician different?
Frank Marshall Davis and Obama...
That’s what I thought, but I don’t know anything about Kenya. did they use the whole “official seal” thing back then?
Gibbs, don’t you have a presstitute conference to attend?
That’s just it, I’m on the fence myself. I know to look for things like pixellation but beyond that I’m pretty much stumped.
I still can’t get her on the phone, which is the part that’s annoying me.
I got it in my email box and looked for a place to upload it.
Frank Marshall Davis and Obama...
Very Interesting...READ ALL!
...Meanwhile Sotomayer has been confirmed by the judicial committee.