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Could this be Obama's Kenyan birthcertificate? (someone is smoking catnip)
Probably some kid's photoshop program ^ | KOS troll

Posted on 07/28/2009 9:23:04 AM PDT by DoctorJimbo27

I wasn't sure if i wanted to post this, but here goes. I've been holding onto this for a bit now, cause if it's real I don't know if I could get in trouble.

I voted for McCain last year (by default, I wanted huckabee) because I knew Nobama would be a disaster, but i wasn't sold on the citizenship thing. on a whim, I asked a firend in the UK to see if she could find any old records from back when Kenya was a british colony. Well a few days later she emailed me this.

it looks real to me, but I'm not sure. And I havent been able to get a hold of my friend since she sent it to me. If this is legitimate, should i be worried?

Here's the link, I don't have a website to upload it to. http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=281blzk&s=3


TOPICS: Conspiracy; UFO's
KEYWORDS: api; barackobama; birthcertificate; douche; hoaxter; imom; napl; obroma; zot
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1 posted on 07/28/2009 9:23:07 AM PDT by DoctorJimbo27
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To: DoctorJimbo27

Welcome to FR... prepare for ZOT commencement countdown.


2 posted on 07/28/2009 9:24:55 AM PDT by SpinnerWebb (mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves)
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To: DoctorJimbo27

Howdy


3 posted on 07/28/2009 9:24:57 AM PDT by BulletBobCo
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To: DoctorJimbo27

And we know this isn’t as fake as Joe Biden’s hairline how?
http://i32.tinypic.com/281blzk.jpg


4 posted on 07/28/2009 9:25:07 AM PDT by mnehring
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To: SpinnerWebb; Admin Moderator

IBTZ!!!!


5 posted on 07/28/2009 9:25:20 AM PDT by Servant of the Cross (the Truth will set you free)
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To: DoctorJimbo27

NB4 Zot.


6 posted on 07/28/2009 9:25:25 AM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (Obama. Clear and Pres__ent Danger.)
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To: DoctorJimbo27
DoctorJimbo27
Since Jul 27, 2009
7 posted on 07/28/2009 9:26:08 AM PDT by NativeNewYorker (Freepin' Jew Boy)
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To: SpinnerWebb

Yup; signed up yesterday. Won’t last long.


8 posted on 07/28/2009 9:26:08 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
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To: DoctorJimbo27

Take 2 spork weasels and call me in the morning.


9 posted on 07/28/2009 9:26:08 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: DoctorJimbo27

I wouldn’t reccommend opening Zot links...


10 posted on 07/28/2009 9:26:27 AM PDT by Teflonic
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To: DoctorJimbo27

Welcome to FR...enjoy your (short?) stay.


11 posted on 07/28/2009 9:26:27 AM PDT by CT-Freeper (Said the frequently disappointed but ever optimistic Mets fan.)
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To: DoctorJimbo27
*snif*snif*

Ozone?

12 posted on 07/28/2009 9:26:37 AM PDT by pabianice
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To: DoctorJimbo27

damn


13 posted on 07/28/2009 9:26:54 AM PDT by ConservativeDude
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To: DoctorJimbo27; darkwing104; Old Sarge

FYI, Gents.


14 posted on 07/28/2009 9:27:15 AM PDT by ConorMacNessa (HM/2 USN, 3/5 Marines, RVN 1969. St. Michael the Archangel defend us in battle!)
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To: Admin Moderator

Soon to be DoctorJimbo28


15 posted on 07/28/2009 9:27:20 AM PDT by BulletBobCo
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To: Tijeras_Slim

I thought the FDA had banned spork weasels for over the counter use.


16 posted on 07/28/2009 9:27:22 AM PDT by WayneS (Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
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To: DoctorJimbo27

Please post a link.


17 posted on 07/28/2009 9:27:24 AM PDT by jslade (N)
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To: DoctorJimbo27

IBTZ?


18 posted on 07/28/2009 9:27:41 AM PDT by Uncle Miltie (It's the spending, stupid!)
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To: DoctorJimbo27
Kindergarten art class project?


19 posted on 07/28/2009 9:28:04 AM PDT by mnehring
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To: DoctorJimbo27; darkwing104; 50mm; Old Sarge

bogey on the wire.....


20 posted on 07/28/2009 9:28:07 AM PDT by GQuagmire
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To: DoctorJimbo27

21 posted on 07/28/2009 9:28:11 AM PDT by Enterprise (When they come for your guns and ammo, give them the ammo first.)
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To: DoctorJimbo27

Dear Doctor Jimbo,

Thank you for your message.

Did you ever get that $20,000 last year that I sent you?

I never heard back and was very hurt that you never sent me the secret Swiss bank account numbers.

Hoping to hear from you soon.


22 posted on 07/28/2009 9:28:22 AM PDT by ladyjane
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To: Polarik

What say ye?


23 posted on 07/28/2009 9:28:29 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Seniors, the new shovel ready project under socialized medicine.)
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To: BulletBobCo

hey if you can show me how it’s a photoshop that would be a load off MY mind. I’m not any good with these things.

My friend might be pulling one over on me, but I figured you guys would be better at solving it than me.


24 posted on 07/28/2009 9:29:40 AM PDT by DoctorJimbo27
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To: DoctorJimbo27

25 posted on 07/28/2009 9:30:04 AM PDT by TornadoAlley3 (Obama is everything Oklahoma is not.)
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To: DoctorJimbo27

It could be anything.

I would suggest:
Try and find the Dr. that signed.
Locate application KCVA 112097/83.
Even contact Coast Provincial General Hospital.
The person completing the form appears to be left handed. You could try and determine who completed the form.

Other than that, you could be looking at anything.


26 posted on 07/28/2009 9:30:12 AM PDT by vg0va3 (I don't plan to quit the fight until it is finally over.)
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To: DoctorJimbo27

If true, you should be worried about your friend.


27 posted on 07/28/2009 9:30:15 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: DoctorJimbo27

There’s no seal.


28 posted on 07/28/2009 9:30:27 AM PDT by Thebaddog (Obama really did believe that stuff he was saying during the campaign)
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To: DoctorJimbo27

29 posted on 07/28/2009 9:30:36 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Islam is a religion of peace, and Muslims reserve the right to kill anyone who says otherwise.)
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30 posted on 07/28/2009 9:31:12 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.)
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To: DoctorJimbo27

Is this a noobie which I see before me, his handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee. I have thee not, and yet I see thee still ...


31 posted on 07/28/2009 9:31:36 AM PDT by tumblindice (We come from the land of the ice and snow)
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32 posted on 07/28/2009 9:31:52 AM PDT by BulletBobCo
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To: Enterprise

Can anyone read the text of the background?


33 posted on 07/28/2009 9:32:10 AM PDT by Thebaddog (Obama really did believe that stuff he was saying during the campaign)
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To: DoctorJimbo27
No 1961 typewriter was capable of printing that proportional font.

That is so obviously not typed, but printed from a laser printer.

34 posted on 07/28/2009 9:32:21 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Islam is a religion of peace, and Muslims reserve the right to kill anyone who says otherwise.)
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To: DoctorJimbo27
Well, since us birthers are Obama deranged conspiracy theorist kooks, and since this shows a Kenyan birth certificate proving his foreign birth, we'll fall for it hook line and sinker, like the MSM vetting a Factcheck pic.
35 posted on 07/28/2009 9:32:50 AM PDT by Plutarch
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To: Thebaddog

I didn’t think they had seals in Kenya. (ba da dummm)

I’m here all week and don’t forget to tip your waitress.


36 posted on 07/28/2009 9:33:30 AM PDT by vg0va3 (I don't plan to quit the fight until it is finally over.)
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To: DoctorJimbo27

The mother’s name appears to be in heavier (bolder) pen than all the other entries, and the area behind her name seems a little fuzzy to me. This may have started out life as the BC for one of Barack Sr’s other kids, but IMHO, that’s about as close to legit as it might get.


37 posted on 07/28/2009 9:35:03 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: DoctorJimbo27

Just how did you come across this link?


38 posted on 07/28/2009 9:35:45 AM PDT by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: DoctorJimbo27
Jpeg images are not birth certificates.

ML/NJ

39 posted on 07/28/2009 9:35:47 AM PDT by ml/nj
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To: cripplecreek

Definitely the original. The Dutch text in the background is the final evidence. /sarc


40 posted on 07/28/2009 9:36:32 AM PDT by ScaniaBoy (Part of the Right Wing Research & Attack Machine)
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To: DoctorJimbo27

Hold it right there please while I check the document.

41 posted on 07/28/2009 9:37:53 AM PDT by McGruff (former Gov. Palin: I am going to exercise my freedom of speech.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

There’s no reason the original form itself couldn’t have been produced on a type-setting machine, after which millions would have been printed up, much like newspapers.


42 posted on 07/28/2009 9:38:06 AM PDT by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
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To: DoctorJimbo27

Why is the signature of the attending physician and signature of physician different?


43 posted on 07/28/2009 9:39:08 AM PDT by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: DoctorJimbo27

Re
Frank Marshall Davis and Obama...

Very Interesting...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/barackobama/2601914/Frank-Marshall-Davis-alleged-Communist-was-early-influence-on-Barack-Obama.html


44 posted on 07/28/2009 9:39:53 AM PDT by gunnyg (Just Plain Dick)
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To: Thebaddog

That’s what I thought, but I don’t know anything about Kenya. did they use the whole “official seal” thing back then?


45 posted on 07/28/2009 9:39:53 AM PDT by DoctorJimbo27
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To: DoctorJimbo27

Gibbs, don’t you have a presstitute conference to attend?


46 posted on 07/28/2009 9:39:59 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (There is no truth in the Pravda Media.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

That’s just it, I’m on the fence myself. I know to look for things like pixellation but beyond that I’m pretty much stumped.

I still can’t get her on the phone, which is the part that’s annoying me.


47 posted on 07/28/2009 9:40:02 AM PDT by DoctorJimbo27
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To: freekitty

I got it in my email box and looked for a place to upload it.


48 posted on 07/28/2009 9:40:04 AM PDT by DoctorJimbo27
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To: DoctorJimbo27

Re
Frank Marshall Davis and Obama...

Very Interesting...READ ALL!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/barackobama/2601914/Frank-Marshall-Davis-alleged-Communist-was-early-influence-on-Barack-Obama.html


49 posted on 07/28/2009 9:40:20 AM PDT by gunnyg (Just Plain Dick)
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To: DoctorJimbo27

...Meanwhile Sotomayer has been confirmed by the judicial committee.


50 posted on 07/28/2009 9:40:42 AM PDT by nhwingut (The media's love affair with Obama reminds me of a dog humping a telephone pole.)
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