Snakes in Man's Pockets Caused Connecticut Car Crash, Police Say

FoxNews ^ | 28 July 2009 | n/a

[batter]

HARTFORD, Conn. — Police say two pet baby snakes escaped from a 20-year-old man's pants pockets as he was driving, leading to a car crash in Hartford, Connecticut.

Angel Rolon, of New Britain, allegedly lost control of his sport utility vehicle on Monday when the snakes slithered near the gas and brake pedals and he and a passenger tried to catch them.

[batter]

I can't count the number of times this has happened to me.

This reminds me of the cops on the Simpson's discovering they couldn't place squirrels in their pants and place bets.

[GQuagmire]

ping

[Morgana]

Snakes in his pants?

Sounds like a bad plot of a porno movie.......

[batter]

Maybe the X rated version of “Snakes on a plane”?

[bigbob]

of all the things you do NOT want in your pants...

[ElkGroveDan]

Right before the crash he panicked because he slid his hand in his pocket and there was a THIRD unexplained snake in there.

[Man50D]

This is far more dangerous than cell phones.

[duckman]

Is that a snake in your pants or are you happy to see me?

[Andonius_99]

OK, OK, OK, it was ME, alright!

[batter]

Who do you feel worse for: The driver or the snakes? Be honest.

[Utilizer]

OK, I’ll guess. Garter snake?

[Slings and Arrows]

"I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER@#$$%ING SNAKES IN MY MOTHER@#$$%ING POCKETS!"

[DogBarkTree]

Here's a snake in pants you want no part of.

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[reagan_fanatic]

Looks like he did the tube snake boogey.

[evets]

Boing!

[Just another Joe]

Oh c’mon, a trouser snake caused a car crash? (heh)

[668 - Neighbor of the Beast]

Next time buckle them in.

[a fool in paradise]

Trouser snake accident.

[alarm rider]

I knew that was coming up.

[Allegra]

I had this happen once.

Only it wasn't baby snakes, it was two baby porpoises.

To this day, I have no idea how those porpoises got in my car and started hanging around the gas and brake pedals like that.

[668 - Neighbor of the Beast]

"...got loose and went totally berserk!"

(Lord have mercy!)

[TheOldLady]

You owe me a keyboard, a monitor, a shirt and a carpet cleaning. Pay up. Oh, and I think I hit my shoes and a little on my skirt. Oh gosh! Green tea on the cat. There he goes. Slings.

[batter]

Is this one of Viagra’s listed side effects?

[djf]

Snakes?
Pants??

I have nothing to say...

[Slings and Arrows]

I’ll have to try that with my cats.

[Danae]

“Is that a snake in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?”

[Slings and Arrows]

Must be a Ball Python.

[batter]

LOL! The last line in the FoxNews report:

Police are unsure why the snakes were in Rolon's pockets or what kind of snakes they were. Animal control officers caught the animals.

[evets]

Lol

[mickey finn]

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Baby snakes
Late at night is when they come out
Baby snakes
Sure you know what Im talkin about
Pink n wet
They make the best kinda pet
Baby
Baby
Snakes

Looked around
An theres a couple right near me
Baby snakes
Maybe I think they can probably hear me
Pink n wet
Ill take all I can get
Baby
Baby
Sna-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-kes, yeah

They live in a ho-ho-hole
(tiny hole)
That is usually empty
(usually empty, tiny too)
They live by a code
(dit dit dit dit)
That is usually smpte
Which stands for
Society of motion picture & television engineers
Maybe I think
That is what keeps them in sync
Theyre wet n theyre pink
I think Ill give em a, give em a,
Give em a drink

Baby sna-a-a-a-a-akesss

[madinmadtown]

It’s one way to deal with pickpockets.

[djf]

Look on the guys face behind her is priceless.. izzat Shep??

[batter]

I think that’s Kilmead.

[meyer]

Is that a snake in your pants or are you happy to see me?

Could be both - did you ever think about THAT??!!

[evets]

Brian Kilmeade aka: smilin' Bob

[Travis T. OJustice]

Anyone who has ever fished for striped bass extensively can probably tell a story or two about eels getting loose in their car, and eels are a much nastier probelm than baby snakes.

[batter]

Sure, but were the eels in your pants?

[Jeff Chandler]

“Enough is enough! I have had it with these #@$%%#$#@#$#$ing snakes in this #@$%%#$#@#$#$ing car!

[Jeff Chandler]

Anyone who has ever fished for striped bass extensively can probably tell a story or two about eels getting loose in their car, and eels are a much nastier probelm than baby snakes.

Eels! They're a hoot.

[mickey finn]

“Eels! They're a hoot.”

I have never been slimed mo-betta when a 4 footer I caught wrapped around my arm after I got him to hand. We nailed its head to a tree and skinned it. Then when rinsing it off in the lake it started to swim away. It was a hoot alright. Snakes on the other hand freak me out.

[TurtleUp]

There are a few odd things about this story, but why is a guy who’s comfortable with snakes in his pants uncomfortable with them around his ankles? I get that even less than I get the rest of the story.

[Jeff Chandler]

When I was 15, my buds and I were spear fishing at Laguna Beach’s Divers’ Cove (long before it became a marine preserve) when we spotted a 5’ moray cruising the reef about 30’ down. As we were watching him, another big eel joined him. Then another. And another, and so forth until is was like a scene from “Snakes on a Plane”, only with big fat moray eels. I don’t need to tell you that we were quite nervous about swimming over them.