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If You Could Have A Beer With Obama
07/30/09

Posted on 07/30/2009 6:27:44 AM PDT by TornadoAlley3

What kind of beer would you order and what would you talk about/ask him?


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KEYWORDS: beer; drunk; suds; whocares
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1 posted on 07/30/2009 6:27:44 AM PDT by TornadoAlley3
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To: TornadoAlley3

Not me, Im picky with who I drink with. I dont think Id have a beer with commie trash.


2 posted on 07/30/2009 6:29:02 AM PDT by GregoTX (The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.)
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To: TornadoAlley3

Miller, and “Why haven’t you released all your transcripts from Columbia and Harvard? Where are they and why can’t we see them?”


3 posted on 07/30/2009 6:29:17 AM PDT by OpusatFR (Those embryos are little humans in progress. Using them for profit is slavery.)
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To: TornadoAlley3

Who cares?


4 posted on 07/30/2009 6:29:24 AM PDT by MarkLevinFan
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To: TornadoAlley3

I’d order a 64 oz Little King’s cream ale and I’d tell him to shove it up his butt because I don’t drink any more and if I did, I wouldn’t drink with racist bastards like him.


5 posted on 07/30/2009 6:29:38 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Seniors, the new shovel ready project under socialized medicine.)
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To: TornadoAlley3

I don’t think there are any circumstances under which I would have a beer withe ‘Bamba’, but everyday he remains President drives me that much closer to drink!


6 posted on 07/30/2009 6:31:04 AM PDT by Kartographer (".. we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor.")
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To: TornadoAlley3

I prefer my presidents sober. They have a better shot at making good decisions when that emergency crisis pops up.


7 posted on 07/30/2009 6:31:30 AM PDT by contemplator (Capitalism gets no Rock Concerts)
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To: TornadoAlley3
I'd say why the hell are we having a beer, haven’;t you got more pressing issues to deal with than this.

It is not a joke running this country, get to work and stop being lazy and tell that wife of yours she needs to get off her fat arse and do some charity work as of right now she has done nothing but free load along with her mother .

All of this is pathetic, we have kids running this country, beers for a photo op.
Unbelievable

8 posted on 07/30/2009 6:31:45 AM PDT by manc (Marriage is between a man and a woman , nothing else-- end racism end affirmative action)
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To: cripplecreek

If I found the proper time and place I would ask him if he would like to

1. Repent
2. Full emersion in water in Jesus Name for the remission of sin
3. Receive the gift of the Holy Ghost with the evidence of speaking in other tongues!

Just like in the book of Acts 2:38

That’s it.


9 posted on 07/30/2009 6:32:36 AM PDT by shineon
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To: TornadoAlley3

I’d get wasted and puke on him. I’d apologize of course.


10 posted on 07/30/2009 6:34:46 AM PDT by wtc911 ("How you gonna get back down that hill?")
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To: TornadoAlley3

Why would I want Obama to use my tax dollars to “buy” me a beer?


11 posted on 07/30/2009 6:37:07 AM PDT by Never on my watch (Obama, whats the name of the soldier on your bracelet)
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To: shineon
Receive the gift of the Holy Ghost with the evidence of speaking in other tongues!

Uhhh.. OK.

12 posted on 07/30/2009 6:37:34 AM PDT by humblegunner
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To: TornadoAlley3

With my best Bogart accent, call him a dirty pinko commie rat,
then toss it in his face ?

Oh well, a nice dream.


13 posted on 07/30/2009 6:40:07 AM PDT by AlexW (Now in the Philippines . Happy not to be back in the USA for now.)
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To: All

I’m the last guy in the world this Marxist pig would want to sit and have a beer with/ I’d spin his friggin head because I KNOW what he’s up to and I know how to deal with him. He’d sh*t his pants talking to me.


14 posted on 07/30/2009 6:41:55 AM PDT by sonic109
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To: TornadoAlley3

I would tell him : life is too short to get miserable by doing a job that you are obviously not good at. Just resign, go to Africa to find yourself (including your original birthplace your mother never told you about)


15 posted on 07/30/2009 6:42:01 AM PDT by Drtender
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To: TornadoAlley3
You ARE drinking with the president.
You WILL have what he is drinking

Colt 45 Malt Liquor.......(rimshot)
16 posted on 07/30/2009 6:42:43 AM PDT by jrg
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To: TornadoAlley3
You ARE drinking with the president.
You WILL have what he is drinking

Colt 45 Malt Liquor.......(rimshot)
17 posted on 07/30/2009 6:42:49 AM PDT by jrg
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To: TornadoAlley3

I’ll pass....can I have coffee with GWB?


18 posted on 07/30/2009 6:43:44 AM PDT by mouse1
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To: jrg

I always figured he’d be a white port and lemon juice kind of guy.


19 posted on 07/30/2009 6:43:51 AM PDT by sonic109
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To: TornadoAlley3

This last weekend as I was having my end of the week beer after a grueling week of driving heavy equipment the only people sitting next to me were a couple of people totally lost in their own world, a recent homeless man that also lost his job and was panhandling for drinks and a women that was soliciting for drinks and sex.

All I see here is Obama trying to use his misgoverned position of power to influence lower class honest Americans that they absolutely cannot bother or threaten him.

Its just a media ploy to tell them to shut up and keep on worshiping him.


20 posted on 07/30/2009 6:44:07 AM PDT by Eye of Unk ("If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace." T. Paine)
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To: TornadoAlley3

I’d give up drinking!


21 posted on 07/30/2009 6:45:20 AM PDT by Redleg Duke ("Sarah Palin...Unleashing the Fury of the Castrated Left!")
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To: jrg
Colt 45 Malt Liquor.

Naw, some Howling Monkey.

22 posted on 07/30/2009 6:50:55 AM PDT by Malsua
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To: TornadoAlley3

Since he’s an illegal alien and therefore an impostor, I’d ask him when he plans to take his cigarettes, wife, and kids out of our White House and submit himself to arrest for fraud. And then, of course, I’d ask for another beer.


23 posted on 07/30/2009 6:51:21 AM PDT by laweeks
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To: TornadoAlley3

I would never drink Kool-Aid with Jim Jones, nor would I share an adult beverage with TOTUS! I wouldn’t last 5 minutes in TOTUS’s vicinity before being dragged away for yelling over and over...

“Where is your Birth Certificate and why won’t you show it to America? What are you hiding?”

-SpeedRacer


24 posted on 07/30/2009 6:53:24 AM PDT by SpeedRacer
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To: TornadoAlley3

I’d bring my birth certificate and say, “I’ll show you mine if you’ll show me yours.” Oh wait didn’t Larry Sinclair already use that line with him?


25 posted on 07/30/2009 6:54:53 AM PDT by fireman15 (Check your facts before making ignorant statements.)
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To: mouse1

May I join you?


26 posted on 07/30/2009 6:57:27 AM PDT by Right Cal Gal (Abraham Lincoln would have let Berkeley leave the Union without a fight)
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To: TornadoAlley3

After I finished pouring the beer over him, he would get a punch in the mouth.

For America, of course.


27 posted on 07/30/2009 6:58:20 AM PDT by snowrip (Liberal? YOU ARE A SOCIALIST WITH NO RATIONAL ARGUMENT.)
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To: TornadoAlley3

No comment!


28 posted on 07/30/2009 7:03:46 AM PDT by coconut47
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To: TornadoAlley3

I’d drink MGD. Then I’d duct tape him to a chair and read Thomas Sowell columns to him until his ears bled.


29 posted on 07/30/2009 7:04:27 AM PDT by Terpin (Missing: One very clever and insightful tagline. Reward for safe return!)
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To: TornadoAlley3

How would the SS (Secret Service) react if you tossed the beer in 0bama’s face and called him a usurping lying, socialist, b*st*rd?


30 posted on 07/30/2009 7:07:21 AM PDT by The Sons of Liberty (Just your average Whitey bitterly clinging to my guns and religion! FUBO Racist Kenyan Usurper!)
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To: TornadoAlley3

Muslims drink beer?


31 posted on 07/30/2009 7:08:15 AM PDT by SonnyBubba
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To: TornadoAlley3

I would drink an Mug Root Beer and ask him what he hopes to accomplish by destroying America.


32 posted on 07/30/2009 7:08:41 AM PDT by AmericanDude (Well...)
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To: TornadoAlley3

I would redistribute his beer to me...ya know...spread it around.


33 posted on 07/30/2009 7:09:20 AM PDT by IrishPennant (We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. ~Aesop)
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To: TornadoAlley3

Hmmmmm . . . . if I could have a beer with zero . . . . .

I’d rather have a root canal without anasthetic than that!!

And, I’ll buy my own beer!


34 posted on 07/30/2009 7:10:27 AM PDT by DustyMoment (FloriDUH - proud inventors of pregnant/hanging chads and judicide!!)
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To: TornadoAlley3
What kind of beer would you order and what would you talk about/ask him?

I would have a Black and Tan and ask Obama the following questions.

Please explain the meaning of the words Powers herein granted as found in Article 1, Section 1. Of the Constitution of the United States.

Ref: All legislative Powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of the United States, which shall consist of a Senate and House of Representatives.

Question #2: Please explain the meaning of the words powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution as found in the tenth Amendment of the Constitution of the United States.

Ref: The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.

If allowed, I would ask Obama to reconcile his answers. I would imagine answering these questions with great specificity would be an easy feat for someone who claimed to have been a constitutional law professor.

35 posted on 07/30/2009 7:13:33 AM PDT by MosesKnows (Love many, Trust few, and always paddle your own canoe)
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To: TornadoAlley3
No thanks!

I'd as soon have a beer with a snake, but then again I wouldn't drink with John "The Traitor" Kerry either!

36 posted on 07/30/2009 7:13:45 AM PDT by Conservative Vermont Vet ((One of ONLY 37 Conservatives in the People's Republic of Vermont. Socialists and Progressives All))
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To: contemplator
I prefer my presidents sober. They have a better shot at making good decisions when that emergency crisis pops up.

I prefer the current resident of our White House drunk. I would encourage him to spend as much time as possible bonding with ordinary people over a beer. The drunker and busier this evil thug is, the less damage he will do to our country. Even in a crisis, he's less likely to spot the worst possible decision (which is the choice he wants to make) if he's chemically impaired and not just morally impaired.

37 posted on 07/30/2009 7:13:45 AM PDT by TurtleUp (So this is how liberty dies - to thunderous applause!)
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To: TornadoAlley3
No thanks!

I'd as soon have a beer with a snake, but then again I wouldn't drink with John "The Traitor" Kerry either!

38 posted on 07/30/2009 7:13:57 AM PDT by Conservative Vermont Vet ((One of ONLY 37 Conservatives in the People's Republic of Vermont. Socialists and Progressives All))
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To: humblegunner

Funny, I was gonna type that very same thing.


39 posted on 07/30/2009 7:13:57 AM PDT by dbwz (DISSENT IS PATRIOTIC)
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To: TornadoAlley3

Root and I wouldn’t. One cannot converse with a know-it-all.


40 posted on 07/30/2009 7:15:03 AM PDT by madison10
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To: TornadoAlley3

Watermelon.


41 posted on 07/30/2009 7:22:58 AM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel (I AM JIM THOMPSON!)
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To: TornadoAlley3

Probably Newcastle. And most likely Dylan. If we had time for round two I might ask if he could get Congress to ban Michael Bay from making movies.


42 posted on 07/30/2009 7:23:41 AM PDT by Mr. Blonde (You ever thought about being weird for a living?)
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To: TornadoAlley3

I wouldn’t have a beer with him ... I swore off bar fights


43 posted on 07/30/2009 7:23:49 AM PDT by clamper1797 (An Kenyan KGB agent could not do a better job as president)
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To: TornadoAlley3

To paraphrase General George Patton, “I do not care to drink with Mr.Obama, or any other marxist son-of-a-bitch. You tell him that......word for word.”


44 posted on 07/30/2009 7:27:16 AM PDT by Texas Songwriter
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To: contemplator
I prefer my presidents sober.

I've pondered the concept that that 3:00 AM call they talked about in the campaign might well have been 'Last Call'.

45 posted on 07/30/2009 7:27:23 AM PDT by meyer (Obama's failure is America's Success.)
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To: TornadoAlley3

I’d have a beer with Adolph Hitler before I’d do so with the thug, acting president.


46 posted on 07/30/2009 7:28:03 AM PDT by Oldpuppymax (AGENDA OF THE LEFT EXPOSED)
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To: Texas Songwriter

Sweet!!!


47 posted on 07/30/2009 7:31:57 AM PDT by DarthVader (Liberalism is the politics of EVIL whose time of judgment has come.)
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To: jrg

I heard he wants a BUDWEISER - (barf! - the frogs were nice tho)


48 posted on 07/30/2009 7:35:13 AM PDT by RebelTXRose
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To: TornadoAlley3

I wouldn’t.
To me, he is a domestic enemy having infiltrated our government and is set on destroying our liberties.
To him, I am merely a pawn there to be used for his own advancement of power.

If, for sake of argument, I did...
I’d order a 16-oz Golden Mean from 5 Seasons Brewing (in Alpharetta GA), and as I savored it I would observe that what, politically, makes it such an amazing brew is that a small-business owner could hire the finest brewmaster in the country to do what he knows is needed to make a most excellent beverage - and that inflicting government oversight thereon would require, under ultimate penalty of death, submitting to the whims of a cuisine-clueless bureaucrat which would turn this gastronomical high point of human culture into an overpriced O’Doules. “This nation was created by armed men in micro-brew taverns seeking to secure their liberties from the likes of you. Such men still exist.”


49 posted on 07/30/2009 7:38:48 AM PDT by ctdonath2 (John Galt was exiled.)
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To: TornadoAlley3

Fat Tire. In silence.


50 posted on 07/30/2009 7:39:08 AM PDT by SparkyBass
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