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Man Offers 40 Goats, 20 Cows for Chelsea Clinton's Hand in Marriage
Fox News ^ | August 7, 2009 | Not Indicated

Posted on 08/07/2009 6:04:28 AM PDT by sevinufnine

NAIROBI, Kenya - A Kenyan man's offer of 40 goats and 20 cows for Chelsea Clinton's hand in marriage may still be on the table — and Hillary Rodham Clinton has promised to convey the "very kind offer" to her daughter.

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TOPICS: Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: chelsea; chelseaclinton; fairtrade; goat; marriage; napl
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Well, if Chelsea married into the Kenyan family, it WOULD be a leap up from the one she's in now :>)
1 posted on 08/07/2009 6:04:28 AM PDT by sevinufnine
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To: sevinufnine

Yeah, and I think the bid was way too high.


2 posted on 08/07/2009 6:06:09 AM PDT by Rider on the Rain
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To: sevinufnine

Bad trade.


3 posted on 08/07/2009 6:06:54 AM PDT by AlphaOneAlpha
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To: sevinufnine

That’s a lot to offer in exchange for one dog.


4 posted on 08/07/2009 6:07:15 AM PDT by Richard Kimball (We're all criminals. They just haven't figured out what some of us have done yet.)
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To: sevinufnine

I believe old Bill Clinton would give 1000 goats and cows to give Hitlery to another suitor!!


5 posted on 08/07/2009 6:07:41 AM PDT by sevinufnine (Sevin - "If we do not fight when we know we can win, we'll have to fight when we know we will lose")
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To: sevinufnine
A Kenyan man's offer of 40 goats and 20 cows

I think a single goat would be a fair trade...

6 posted on 08/07/2009 6:07:45 AM PDT by IncPen (Pitchforks and torches.)
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To: AlphaOneAlpha

For sure.


7 posted on 08/07/2009 6:08:18 AM PDT by Wu (Excuse me while I kiss the sky......)
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To: sevinufnine
A Kenyan man's offer of 40 goats and 20 cows for Chelsea Clinton's hand in marriage

The headline should read, “Kenyan man overpays for ankleless female with bad genes”.

8 posted on 08/07/2009 6:09:08 AM PDT by Recon Dad ( MARSOC DAD)
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To: sevinufnine

I think he should get the whole family for that offer.


9 posted on 08/07/2009 6:09:13 AM PDT by taxtruth (MY GOVERNMENT THINKS I"M IN A MOB)
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To: Richard Kimball

LOL! Well, true story...they do eat dogs in Africa. My cousin was a missionary and they gave their German Shepherd to a chief of some tribe (don’t even know which country over there) and when they came back from furlough 6 or 9 months later, they were told the dog was delicious! True Story!!! (happened in the 70’s)

So...Chelsea probably wouldn’t taste quite as good as a real dog ;>)


10 posted on 08/07/2009 6:09:22 AM PDT by sevinufnine (Sevin - "If we do not fight when we know we can win, we'll have to fight when we know we will lose")
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To: sevinufnine

11 posted on 08/07/2009 6:09:38 AM PDT by Recovering Hermit (I shot the rooster, the one that used'er, wake me up at four A.M....)
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To: sevinufnine

No wonder Kenya is a Third World country - always willing to spend perfectly good goats and cows on useless things!


12 posted on 08/07/2009 6:09:41 AM PDT by ikka (Brother, you asked for it!)
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To: sevinufnine

Sounds like he is trading multiple goats and cows for a very rich cow.


13 posted on 08/07/2009 6:09:42 AM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel (I AM JIM THOMPSON!)
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To: sevinufnine; Allegra; big'ol_freeper; Lil'freeper; TrueKnightGalahad; blackie; Larry Lucido; ...
Re: "A Kenyan man's offer of 40 goats and 20 cows for Chelsea Clinton's hand..."

Gadzooks! I rather sleep with that hairy herd of 60... rather than cuddle up to Chelsea's hand-- Or any other part of her anatomy!

14 posted on 08/07/2009 6:10:13 AM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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A Kenyan man's offer of 40 goats and 20 cows for Chelsea Clinton's hand in marriage

Chelsea Clinton IS 40 goats and 20 cows!

15 posted on 08/07/2009 6:11:10 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("If they taxed condoms and toilet paper, they'd have us coming and going." - Lazamataz, 2002)
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To: sevinufnine
I am not going to say anything nasty about Ch else Clinton she cannot help what kind of trash she was born into..Only if she turns out to be like her mom or dad will I have something bad to say..After all she was raised by nanny's so maybe none of the Clintons crooked ways rubbed off on her.
16 posted on 08/07/2009 6:11:39 AM PDT by PLD
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To: sevinufnine

Poor Chelsea is destined to have Cankels like her mother.


17 posted on 08/07/2009 6:12:09 AM PDT by Londo Molari
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To: sevinufnine

I not sure the Clinton should give in! I think the Clinton’s should pay no more than 5 goats, and maybe throw one old non-milk producing cow, to get this guy to marry their daughter. Anything higher than that is highway robbery!


18 posted on 08/07/2009 6:12:39 AM PDT by rawhide
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To: sevinufnine

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2309459/posts


19 posted on 08/07/2009 6:13:03 AM PDT by xcamel (The urge to save humanity is always a false front for the urge to rule it. - H. L. Mencken)
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To: xcamel

thx


20 posted on 08/07/2009 6:14:00 AM PDT by sevinufnine (Sevin - "If we do not fight when we know we can win, we'll have to fight when we know we will lose")
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Let's not go there.

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21 posted on 08/07/2009 6:14:12 AM PDT by Fester Chugabrew
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To: sevinufnine

He’s overbidding by at least twenty goats.


22 posted on 08/07/2009 6:16:23 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: sevinufnine

Maybe the guy ought to make an offer to John McCain for Meghan. She’s looking.


23 posted on 08/07/2009 6:18:03 AM PDT by silverleaf (If you can't be a good example, at least don't be a horrible lesson)
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To: sevinufnine

This is actually more of a dilemma than you think.

This is a generous offer from the Kenyan. To refuse it would open the Clinton’s to the charge of, say, RACISM!
“What, are you too good for a Kenyan goat herder? You think because you’re white, you can just marry any old white person that comes along?”

I predict Chelsea has a shotgun wedding this weekend, to take her off the market.


24 posted on 08/07/2009 6:18:48 AM PDT by Gunflint
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>>Hillary Rodham Clinton has promised to convey the “very kind offer” to her daughter.

Stupid liberal twit! He wasn’t offerring the livestock to Chelsea. He was offerring them to you as PAYMENT for your daughter.

That’s the kind of Third-world lifestyle that Hillary and the Left want the US to adopt—one where daughters are traded for livestock and human life is cheap.


25 posted on 08/07/2009 6:19:20 AM PDT by Bryanw92 (Question O-thority!)
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"“What, are you too good for a Kenyan goat herder? "


26 posted on 08/07/2009 6:21:35 AM PDT by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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To: IncPen

More like a single blind goat with a limp.


27 posted on 08/07/2009 6:28:55 AM PDT by thethirddegree
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28 posted on 08/07/2009 6:33:17 AM PDT by Islander7 (If you want to anger conservatives, lie to them. If you want to anger liberals, tell them the truth.)
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A Kenyan man's offer of 40 goats and 20 cows

I thought Obama was already married?
29 posted on 08/07/2009 6:35:30 AM PDT by BikerJoe
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To: sevinufnine

That’s the old joke about Clinton getting off AF 1 with two pigs under his arm telling the Marine guard, “I got these two pigs, one for Hillary and one for Chelsea,” and the guard replies, “Excellent deal, sir.”


30 posted on 08/07/2009 6:37:27 AM PDT by LS ("Castles made of sand, fall in the sea . . . eventually." (Hendrix))
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To: sevinufnine

Anybody else reminded of the story about Bubba, the Marine guard, and the 2 razorback hogs?


31 posted on 08/07/2009 6:37:45 AM PDT by Scanian
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He’d be away ahead if he just kept the money and married the goats.


32 posted on 08/07/2009 6:37:49 AM PDT by behzinlea
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To: sevinufnine

Well, if he’s giving away his goats for Chelsea, he sure ain’t doing it for the sex.


33 posted on 08/07/2009 6:39:06 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Palin shrugged.)
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To: sevinufnine

Obama’s Kenyan relative?


34 posted on 08/07/2009 6:48:47 AM PDT by boughtwithaprice
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When he was president, Bill Clinton was coming back from a visit to Arkansas on Air Force One. He got off the plane carrying two baby razorbacks. A marine honor guard couldn’t help himself from saying “Nice pigs, sir!”

Clinton said, “Yeah, I got them for Hillary and Chelsea.”

The marine said, “Nice trade, sir!”


35 posted on 08/07/2009 6:57:42 AM PDT by stop_fascism (Georgism is Capitalism's best, last hope)
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To: sevinufnine

Just for a split second: this is what my brain thought it read:

Man Offers 40 Goats, 20 Cows for Chelsea Clinton’s Head in Marriage


36 posted on 08/07/2009 7:00:17 AM PDT by ScottinVA
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To: sevinufnine

Leave Chelsea alone.


37 posted on 08/07/2009 7:01:05 AM PDT by Leftism is Mentally Deranged
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>>Hillary Rodham Clinton has promised to convey the “very kind offer” to her daughter.

Maybe Webb Hubbell will approve the offer.

38 posted on 08/07/2009 7:04:45 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: sevinufnine

So then Chelsea probably would be related by marriage then to the guy in the White House.

Can we throw in Michelle 0 in the deal?


39 posted on 08/07/2009 7:06:03 AM PDT by ScottinVA
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To: sevinufnine

I’m laughing out loud - so loud - my entire office heard me. Maybe the entire floor.


40 posted on 08/07/2009 7:07:32 AM PDT by RDTF ("I'm pretty sure this is a 2 man job once the shooting starts")
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To: Fester Chugabrew
LOL! I was going to post this on a similar thread yesterday.


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41 posted on 08/07/2009 7:08:23 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Jimmy Carter - now the second worst POTUS ever. BHO has #1 spot in his sights.)
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To: sevinufnine

After all, Chelsea WOULD remind him of the farm animals he traded!


42 posted on 08/07/2009 7:33:24 AM PDT by Oldpuppymax (AGENDA OF THE LEFT EXPOSED)
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To: windcliff

ping


43 posted on 08/07/2009 7:55:46 AM PDT by stylecouncilor (What Would Jim Thompson Do?)
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To: Bender2

That’s way too many goats!!!


44 posted on 08/07/2009 8:56:17 AM PDT by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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To: sevinufnine

No one gets to choose their parents.


45 posted on 08/07/2009 9:06:24 AM PDT by altair (soon to be an expat-FReeper again)
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To: IncPen

How about just 1 pig ....


46 posted on 08/07/2009 11:29:48 AM PDT by Mr. C
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To: Richard Kimball

He not just buying another wife, he’s buying access to the system.


47 posted on 08/07/2009 11:43:01 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (There is no truth in the Pravda Media.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Here’s some news to put a ping in your sling


48 posted on 08/07/2009 11:44:20 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (There is no truth in the Pravda Media.)
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If he's offering his whole harem he must be serious.


49 posted on 08/07/2009 12:53:21 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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To: sevinufnine

No kidding! A good Angus cow will bring $800!

I am thinking one lame goat, tops.


50 posted on 08/07/2009 3:07:13 PM PDT by Clay Moore (Obama: A good example of why stupid people shouldn't vote.)
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