I had a buddy who helped me with my paper route when I was in high school. Late one Saturday night when we were getting the Sunday edition out early, he rode on the hood of the car with a bag of them, and tossed them to each porch as we went along. Just as we got to the top of a steep hill and started down, I hit the brakes and he went flying ass-over-teakettle all the way to the bottom - a good 400-500 feet. I thought I'd killed him. After a couple of seconds, he finally moved, got up, came limping back up the hill laughing, and said to me, "That was fun!"
A few years later, he went in the army, and made a career of it. LOL
posted on 08/09/2009 3:08:00 PM PDT
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"A few years later, he went in the army, and made a career of it."
I expect he figured that was safer than a paper route.
posted on 08/09/2009 3:48:46 PM PDT
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