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Man: Naughty Kitty Downloaded Kiddie Porn
NBC Miami ^
| 8/7/09
| Brian Hamacher
Posted on 08/09/2009 5:36:02 PM PDT by steve-b
You've heard the one about the dog eating the homework, now hear about the cat who downloaded the kiddie porn.
Keith Griffin was charged Wednesday with 10 counts of possession of child porn after over 1,000 illegal images were found on his computer, and he claims it's all the work of his kitty.
Cops weren't buying Griffin's tale, and busted him in his home. He's being held in Martin County Jail on $250,000 bail, according to tcpalm.com.
Could it all be a sinister plot from a vindictive feline? Maybe. After all, cats have been known to play a smooth tune on a keyboard before. But for now, cops have ruled the kitty out as a suspect and he is resting comfortably with one of Griffin's relatives.
TOPICS: Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: cats; childporn; nicetry; stupidcrooks; yeahright
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posted on
08/09/2009 5:36:04 PM PDT
by
steve-b
To: steve-b
I think it was the cat
Tell me that isn't an elaborate revenge plot running through his mind.
2
posted on
08/09/2009 5:41:48 PM PDT
by
txroadkill
(I already told on all of you!)
To: steve-b
He obviously thought it was Kitty Porn. Clearly, his mistake.
* snicker *
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posted on
08/09/2009 5:47:13 PM PDT
by
Shelayne
(Holy, Holy, Holy is the Lord God Almighty who was, and is, and IS TO COME!)
To: steve-b
Kitty just trying to find more pussy.
4
posted on
08/09/2009 5:47:59 PM PDT
by
beethovenfan
(If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
To: beethovenfan
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posted on
08/09/2009 6:04:06 PM PDT
by
antivenom
(Uhbama sides with Gates: Due to Color, not the facts, nothing more racist than that!)
To: beethovenfan
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posted on
08/09/2009 6:04:23 PM PDT
by
badpacifist
("Blessings come from God and He don't bless what he is against" ...Mrs Ray Charles)
To: steve-b
Stupid cat, doesn’t even know how to spell “Kitty Porn”.
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posted on
08/09/2009 6:04:51 PM PDT
by
autumnraine
(You can't fix stupid, but you can vote it out!)
To: txroadkill
Tell me that isn't an elaborate revenge plot running through his mind. It will come when you least expect.
You are stumbling around the house trying to get ready for work.
Groggy, you reach for your boots, stick in your foot and then jerk it out.
SOMTHING is in there and it is pretty big.
Slowly, the unmistakable smell of cat poo wafts to your nose and the memory of that look you got from your buddy Whiskers when you laughed at him during the rinse becomes crystal clear...
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posted on
08/09/2009 6:06:38 PM PDT
by
TLI
( ITINERIS IMPENDEO VALHALLA)
To: txroadkill
>I think it was the cat
To: steve-b
Aha! A pedophile with a puddyphile.
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posted on
08/09/2009 6:09:45 PM PDT
by
Candor7
(The weapons of choice against fascism are ridicule ,derision ,truth. (member NRA)
To: Candor7
You misspelled pet o phile
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posted on
08/09/2009 6:11:42 PM PDT
by
MrEdd
(Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
To: antivenom
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posted on
08/09/2009 6:34:26 PM PDT
by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
To: dayglored
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posted on
08/09/2009 6:36:24 PM PDT
by
Richard Kimball
(We're all criminals. They just haven't figured out what some of us have done yet.)
To: Richard Kimball
<
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posted on
08/09/2009 6:55:56 PM PDT
by
urroner
To: MrEdd
I am not an expert in the field.LOL.
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posted on
08/09/2009 7:11:19 PM PDT
by
Candor7
(The weapons of choice against fascism are ridicule ,derision ,truth. (member NRA)
To: urroner
OMG! That last pic cracked me up. Too funny.
Good kitty!
To: Slings and Arrows
The cat did it ping.
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posted on
08/09/2009 9:42:55 PM PDT
by
txroadkill
(I already told on all of you!)
To: txroadkill
I pinged an earlier thread, but thanks for thinking of me. (Like the LOLcat too!)
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