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To: cleveland gop
1. Make all players wear soft spikes. They still have the choice. We don't.

2. Ban the Long and Belly putters. These guys use their bodies as a fulcrum to steady the putter blade, thereby, in my opinion, assisting them in creating an illegal stance. This isn't croquet or polo. It's golf. Play and putt correctly or don't play!

3. Add additional security at events and arrest any drunks yelling "Go in the hole" or "you the man", or any other annoying expression just so they can go home, turn on the TIVO and hear themselves, or smuggle a cell phone in and call their retarded friends and family so they can be such a big man! Jail'em, give them 30 days and ban them from future events. Or, public execution. Whichever.

4. Try holding a tournament without beer. Oh that's right, only true and polite golf fans would attend! Can't do that!

15 posted on 08/11/2009 4:42:27 PM PDT by Doc Savage (SOBAMP!)
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To: Doc Savage

Hey then I must be part of the MOB cause I’m guilty of part of your number 3 rule.
See when I went to Firestone Saturday I originally wasn’t going to try to sneak my cellphone in, but driving down there I decided to. I put the phone in my hat and the battery in my pocket, got wanded, was asked to tip my cap and ended up walking in....
Then I went over to 1 tee and sat around as the twosomes started going off. My mistake was taking my phone out, which was long put silent and FReeping last week’s thread to give a couple of quick updates. I did this in between the tee offs 10 minutes or so time in between. Unfortunately, I think some 12 year old kid who was crying to mommy and daddy why he could have his phone and he couldn’t turned my in to the double secret Akron police squad.
I had to take my phone back to my car and I almost missed the ceremony held for local military personnel they had alongside the 16th fairway.

Anyway when Tiger hit the tee, so did the idiots, all screaming in unison first for everyone to close umbrellas as it was pouring out, then all the usual things as Tiger hit!!! By the time Padraig and Tim Clark teed off, there was maybe 200 people at the tee......

The rest of your rules, yep, yep and yep......


17 posted on 08/11/2009 5:24:26 PM PDT by cleveland gop (I don't know which Cleveland sports team is worse, the BROWNS or the INDIANS!!!)
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