Chihuahua With Earrings Stolen At Gay Bar

www.clickorlando.com ^ | 8/21/09 | AP

[GQuagmire]

WILTON MANORS, Fla. -- A man with a tattoo of Britney Spears' name on his arm or neck allegedly stole a Chihuahua with pink earrings from a South Florida gay bar.

Brian Dortort, 48, said Thursday that he has spent weeks searching for his 4-month-old pooch, named Hudson Hayward Hemingway. The dog, about the size of a softball, was in a specialty pet bag.

[GQuagmire]

Still laughing at the dog's name.....

[GQuagmire]

Slow news day ping...

[GeronL]

the dogs name??

Everything about this story is hilarious. pet bag. pink earings, gay bar.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Did it look like this?

[nathanbedford]

I fear this poor little Chihuahua might disappear like a gerbil.

[avacado]

Which Freeper lost their dog?

[buccaneer81]

How many gerbils does a chihuahua equal?

[envisio]

Brian Dortort, 48, said Thursday that he has spent weeks searching for his 4-month-old pooch, named Hudson Hayward Hemingway...

Chihuahua with pink earrings..... was in a specialty pet bag.

YOU'RE A GUY!

I am guessing this mangirl won't be filling out any applications for a job as a lumberjack or on the high steel. Don't sound like a shipyard worker to me, either.

[nickcarraway]

Oh, this happens at straight bars all the time.

[Allegra]

Everything about this story is hilarious. pet bag. pink earings, gay bar.

Don't forget the Britney Spears tattoo...

[KarlInOhio]

Were any Viking Kittens around the crime scene?

http://www.rathergood.com/gaybar

[RegulatorCountry]

A man with a tattoo of Britney Spears' name on his arm or neck allegedly stole a Chihuahua with pink earrings from a South Florida gay bar

Now, there's an opening sentence you don't read every day, lol.

My question is, just how mind-blowingly, knee-walkingly, stupidly drunk was the observer, not to be able to distinguish an arm from a neck?

Or, was the owner, observer and pink-earring-wearing Chihuahua stealer, along with the Chihuahua himself, herself or whatever other sort of self might be tres chic these days, all up in a pile, doing some sort of gay bar thing I really don't want to know about, lol?

[RegulatorCountry]

Is this like the English Swallow thing, a trick question?

[Hacklehead]

That’s so gay.

[andy58-in-nh]

This story could not be any more gay if it included Richard Simmons, Liberace, and a gold lamé jumpsuit.

[buccaneer81]

Is this like the English Swallow thing, a trick question?

LOL! Depends on mass, volume and velocity!

[Pharmboy]

Where was Barney Fwank at the time??

[kingattax]

"is that an african or a european gerbil ?"

[Kenton]

[RegulatorCountry]

The obverse applies as well, when flammability of certain greenhouse gasses is taken into consideration.

Armageddon!!! Armageddon!!! *thwump*

I think you've solved the mystery ... felching gone awry. As g-d is his witness, he didn't know Chihuahuas could fly.