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Woman steals 12-pack between her legs
wafb ^ | 08/27/09 | wafb

Posted on 08/27/2009 5:35:03 AM PDT by TornadoAlley3

ZACHARY, LOUISIANA (WAFB) - Zachary police say surveillance video shows a woman steal a 12-pack of beer from a small grocery store by putting it between her legs and waddling away.

She is also suspected of shoving several cans of soda into her top.

The Miller Light and soft drinks were taken from the Cross Roads Grocery on August 2.

"It's just amazing how people go this far to steal," said David McDavid with the police department. "It just doesn't make sense."

However, this "beer between the legs" bandit apparently didn't work alone.

The video also shows a man try to hide the woman as she shimmies down the aisle while tucking the beer between her legs.

Zachary police are also looking for her alleged partner in crime.


TOPICS: Local News; Society
KEYWORDS: 12pack; beer; boosting; holdmuhbeer; napl; shoplifting; steals; woman

1 posted on 08/27/2009 5:35:04 AM PDT by TornadoAlley3
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To: TornadoAlley3

That puts a whole new twist on the phrase “hold muh beer.”


2 posted on 08/27/2009 5:36:27 AM PDT by Yo-Yo
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To: Yo-Yo

You beat me to it!!!!!!!!!!


3 posted on 08/27/2009 5:39:36 AM PDT by Gabz
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To: Yo-Yo

4 posted on 08/27/2009 5:43:17 AM PDT by TornadoAlley3 (Obama is everything Oklahoma is not.)
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To: TornadoAlley3

Ick.

It’s too early in the morning for that mental image!
Holy Cow...
Brain bleach, STAT!


5 posted on 08/27/2009 5:44:03 AM PDT by ozark hilljilly (Change you can believe in...Revolution you must pay for.)
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To: TornadoAlley3

I don’t know if I would put my hands anywhere near the evidence.


6 posted on 08/27/2009 5:45:55 AM PDT by Pistolshot (Brevity: Saying a lot, while saying very little.)
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To: TornadoAlley3

Why this Bush light tastes like p*ss!

Hasn’t it always?


7 posted on 08/27/2009 5:46:57 AM PDT by listenhillary (We became community organizers and Obama and the Statists get p*ssed off at us?)
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To: TornadoAlley3

8 posted on 08/27/2009 5:47:21 AM PDT by DM1
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To: TornadoAlley3

A business associate of mine some years ago told me that when he had been head of security at Jewel T he caught a woman stealing a frozen turkey between her legs. He had a little fun and just followed her around until she became exhausted and finally dropped the turkey.


9 posted on 08/27/2009 5:48:11 AM PDT by ChildOfThe60s (If you can remember the 60s........you weren't really there)
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To: TornadoAlley3

Reminds me of that girl from Maine about a year ago who was a passenger in a car stopped by the NH State Patrol with 16 grams of cocaine stashed you-know-where...and no, the image isn’t any better.


10 posted on 08/27/2009 5:49:23 AM PDT by OCCASparky (Steely-Eyed Killer of the Deep)
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To: TornadoAlley3

Alcohol abuse!


11 posted on 08/27/2009 5:54:18 AM PDT by 4yearlurker
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To: TornadoAlley3

...."and then in the middle of summer heat in LOUISIANA she puts the beer between her legs, pop tops down I'm sure, and waddles out the store. I'm preeety sure she had gotten and bikini wax a few days before, and she must of looked funny considering she was pretty thin, I think, maybe"

12 posted on 08/27/2009 5:55:36 AM PDT by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: TornadoAlley3

A surprise for her boyfriend.


13 posted on 08/27/2009 5:58:09 AM PDT by Fido969 ("The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax." - Albert Einstein)
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To: TornadoAlley3

I would assume she’s going to have to rerefridgerate prior to consumption.


14 posted on 08/27/2009 6:03:52 AM PDT by Recon Dad ( MARSOC DAD)
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To: All

“When did Miller start making Nut Brown Ale?”


15 posted on 08/27/2009 6:05:37 AM PDT by j_k_l
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To: TornadoAlley3

That header is just...wrong

A 12-pack? Day-Um girl. Maybe with practice you can get out wid a whole case. Or a keg.


16 posted on 08/27/2009 6:11:27 AM PDT by silverleaf (If we are astroturf, why are the democrats trying to mow us?)
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To: TornadoAlley3

Is that a 12-pack between your legs, or are you just happy to see me?


17 posted on 08/27/2009 6:16:32 AM PDT by Rocky (OBAMA: Succeeding where bin Laden failed.)
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To: TornadoAlley3

Another in the long FreeRepublic tradition:

Man tries to smuggle balogna in shape of car seat:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/1027257/posts?page=1

Florida woman left 7-Eleven with “Big Mama” (pickled sausage) bulge in slacks

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2254285/posts?page=1


18 posted on 08/27/2009 6:24:34 AM PDT by Rocky (OBAMA: Succeeding where bin Laden failed.)
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To: TornadoAlley3
The Miller Light and soft drinks were taken from the Cross Roads Grocery on August 2.

I thought they said she was stealing beer.

;-)

19 posted on 08/27/2009 6:27:16 AM PDT by savedbygrace (You are only leading if someone follows. Otherwise, you just wandered off... [Smokin' Joe])
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To: TornadoAlley3

I’m not sure, but I think she might have voted for Obama. LOL! ;-)


20 posted on 08/27/2009 6:36:22 AM PDT by MarkLevinFan (Went to the Freedom Concert in NJ last Saturday!)
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To: TornadoAlley3

Shelia Jackass Lee had no comment other than, “Damn, them beers was cold!”


21 posted on 08/27/2009 6:44:08 AM PDT by Eaker (If you have a problem and If explosives are an option then explosives are THE answer.)
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To: TornadoAlley3

Guilty!


22 posted on 08/27/2009 6:52:28 AM PDT by webschooner (First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win -- Mahatma Gandhi)
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To: bigheadfred

Beer run ping


23 posted on 08/27/2009 8:48:51 AM PDT by Girlene
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To: ChildOfThe60s

I hope they threw out the turkey after that and didn’t just put it back with the others to be sold! :-)


24 posted on 08/27/2009 9:13:32 AM PDT by Nea Wood (Silly liberal . . . paychecks are for workers!)
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To: TornadoAlley3

That’s racist!


25 posted on 08/27/2009 12:34:25 PM PDT by TexasRepublic (Obama = Jim Jones coercing us into suicide on a national scale)
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To: TornadoAlley3; Lazamataz; Slings and Arrows

Something smells fishy about this beer... Ping


26 posted on 08/27/2009 12:42:45 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (I am Legend)
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To: Responsibility2nd

I’d hit it.


27 posted on 08/27/2009 12:48:10 PM PDT by Lazamataz (It's Claire Wolfe Time.)
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To: Responsibility2nd; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
If she'd been Shrillary she could've gotten away with a keg.


28 posted on 08/27/2009 12:52:09 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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To: Pistolshot

“Um, that’s YOUR beer now...”


29 posted on 08/27/2009 12:55:14 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Kennedycare?Recall that "Animal Farm" begins with a Socialist Revolution to honor Big Major's legacy)
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To: Responsibility2nd
Something smells fishy about this beer... Ping

Better report it to flagmuhbeer@whitehouse...gov

30 posted on 08/27/2009 12:56:20 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Kennedycare?Recall that "Animal Farm" begins with a Socialist Revolution to honor Big Major's legacy)
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To: Nea Wood
I hope they threw out the turkey after that and didn’t just put it back with the others to be sold! :-)

Why do you think they mark down some of the meats and not other packages?

31 posted on 08/27/2009 12:57:12 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Kennedycare?Recall that "Animal Farm" begins with a Socialist Revolution to honor Big Major's legacy)
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To: TornadoAlley3

Sorry but already covered by “cult” film director John Waters in his classic “Pink Flamingos” in which Divine, the 300 lb. transvestite, steals a steak by concealing it in the very same place.

When discussing the theft in a later scene he/she says “I kept it in my own private oven”.

Life imitates art.


32 posted on 08/27/2009 12:59:45 PM PDT by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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To: Eaker; Revolting cat!
“Damn, them beers was cold!”

The beer was SO cold that her baby got a brain freeze.


33 posted on 08/27/2009 1:00:01 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Kennedycare?Recall that "Animal Farm" begins with a Socialist Revolution to honor Big Major's legacy)
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To: 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten

It’s known as “boosting” and the same guy who made tons of bloody driver’s ed films in the 1950s and 1960s made an educational film about it for police and store owners.


34 posted on 08/27/2009 1:01:02 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Kennedycare?Recall that "Animal Farm" begins with a Socialist Revolution to honor Big Major's legacy)
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To: TornadoAlley3

Guilty!


35 posted on 08/27/2009 1:06:04 PM PDT by BJClinton (One Big Ass Mistake America)
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To: BJClinton

She was guilty at “Miller Light”


36 posted on 08/27/2009 1:07:03 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Kennedycare?Recall that "Animal Farm" begins with a Socialist Revolution to honor Big Major's legacy)
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To: Slings and Arrows
If she'd been Shrillary she could've gotten away with a keg.

Never underestimate the power of thunder thighs. And she probably needs some alcohol about now as she watches 100 years of progressive work being wee weed away by impatient children when she could have done it so much better.

37 posted on 08/27/2009 1:26:00 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: TornadoAlley3

OMG I live in Zachary!


38 posted on 08/27/2009 2:06:16 PM PDT by trillabodilla (Jesus Saves)
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To: TornadoAlley3

Old trick, I've known about that beer trick for a long time.

39 posted on 08/27/2009 2:27:59 PM PDT by MaxMax (I'm golfing with Obama, please don't contact me while I'm "Hrrmph",)
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To: TheOldLady
Hillary - Scotch
40 posted on 08/27/2009 6:39:30 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Nooooooooooo! And we just bought, not waddled, a case. How can I drink it now?


41 posted on 08/28/2009 8:22:32 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady
Nooooooooooo! And we just bought, not waddled, a case. How can I drink it now?

You can't. Better send it to me.

42 posted on 08/28/2009 9:01:33 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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To: TornadoAlley3

I think I've found her perfect mate.

43 posted on 08/28/2009 9:02:57 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Slings and Arrows
You can't. Better send it to me.

How come you can drink it? But anyway, which ones do you want? I like the smoky Islay's and it's a mixed case of Oban, Talisker, Bowmore, Classic of Islay, Lagavulin, Laphroaig, Caol Ila, and one bottle of Cuart-beatha.

44 posted on 08/28/2009 12:20:34 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady

Actually I can’t drink it, but I have a buddy who can. Waste not, want not.


45 posted on 08/28/2009 12:57:25 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Well, I hope it’s a really, really good buddy. Soooo... he likes Hitlery?


46 posted on 08/28/2009 1:59:03 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady

No, he likes Scotch.


47 posted on 08/28/2009 2:52:13 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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To: TornadoAlley3
I promise this is a true story:

Years ago, I was a soft drink salesman in Ft. Worth Texas. My area included a piece of the urban black section of town. I was in the front of a small neighborhood grocery store when the owner hauled a older black women up front and threatened to call the police if she didn't give up the cantaloupe she was hiding.

She hiked up her dress, squatted down and plopped out the cantaloupe onto the floor right out of her birth canal.

I swear this is true.

Some things that are seen cannot be unseen. I know this to be a fact

48 posted on 08/28/2009 3:04:39 PM PDT by Popman
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