Sex tapes allegedly stolen from Lindsay Lohan's home

examiner ^ | 08.27.09 | Kimberley McGee

[Perdogg]

While Lindsay Lohan and her sister Ali were out late Sunday night, three young burglars descended on her Hollywood home and absconded with items of "sentimental value," Lilo Twittered.

LAPD released images of the trio walking around a courtyard of Lindsay's home. They appear to cover their faces in the humid summer night air, although one petite woman takes her bothersome scarf/hood down while standing under a porch hanging.

[Perdogg]

coming to the internet soon.

[angkor]

Who’s Linsey Loan?

[Flightdeck]

She’s ugly as crap

[This_far]

Andrei, you've lost another submarine?

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

Just another porcupine!

[Joe 6-pack]

Is sex tape as handy as duct tape? Should I get a roll of it for my tool box?

[andy58-in-nh]

Andrei, you've lost another submarine?

LOL. The Hunt for Pink October.

[bigbob]

not exactly like finding a needle in a haystack...

[Drew68]

Michael Lohan, Lindsay's dad, has said he believes it's an inside job.

I agree. It's about that time in her life for the "sex tape career boost."

"Hey guys, the back door is unlocked and the sex tape is in the night stand next to my bed. Help yourself to the Smirnoff but don't touch the Grey Goose. Thanks! LL"

[Maverick68]

Seriously, she’s skank.
I spent my youth as a musician dodging chicks hotter than that alleged “hot” piece of trash.
And don’t bother posting some uber-Photoshopped-Gaussianblurred photo of her...just nasty...

[AmericanInTokyo]

Is she a famous person in the U.S. these days?

[The Great RJ]

Lindsay Lohan has sex tapes ...I’m shocked ...she is as pure as snow. (major sarcasm)

[TypeZoNegative]

More like finding a taco in a cave.

[Larry Lucido]

I’d say they were basically in and out.

[ccmay]

Sex tape exposures nowadays are like incidents of racist vandalism. You can safely assume that they were perpetrated by the putative victim, until proven otherwise.

[This_far]

Well, at least she wasn’t a Mouseketeer. (Urp, can you imagine the lineup they’d have to have these days?)

[Arrowhead1952]

**More like finding a taco in a cave.**

Or like driving a Volkswagen through an airplane hanger.

[70th Division]

Throwing a hot dog down a hall way?

[laotzu]

she is as pure as snow

She used to be Snow White; but she drifted.

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

She’s ugly as crap

Not when she had red hair.

Homina, homina, homina...

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

Post 14 ROFL

[DemonDeac]

"She’s ugly as crap" Yeah real awful.

[Clemenza]

She reminds me of an alcoholic Ann-Margaret.

[Perdogg]

post of the day

[nascarnation]

NOT GUILTY!

[montyspython]

Tuna taco?

[geologist]

She had movie success at an early age 9 or 10, or so. She has been exposed to HOLLYWOOD, and all of its way of thinking, believing, and acting. It is enough to influence all the young ones to live as Sodom and Gomorrah. MOO

Give her a break ... she is messed up, but she has essentially been brain washed.

Have some compassion. She is young and lost. Has no real foundation on which to build her life. MTV generation, etc.

Pray she finds God in her life.

[theFIRMbss]

>Well, at least she wasn’t a Mouseketeer

She did get started
as a Disney girl doing
pleasant Disney films.

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... At 11, she made her motion picture debut in Disney's 1998 remake of The Parent Trap.

Lohan rose to stardom between 2003 and 2005 with leading roles in the films Freaky Friday, Mean Girls and Herbie: Fully Loaded. She subsequently appeared in the independent movies ...

Lindsay Lohan, From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[fieldmarshaldj]

That’s when she was still hot, probably 5 years ago, before she cut her cocaine with baby laxatives (with predictable results). She’s gross and sickly-looking now.

[fieldmarshaldj]

Superficial surmised she robbed herself, the pic of one of the “hoods” looked suspiciously like her (pale and very emaciated).

[This_far]

I know, Wiki is fun
I remember Annette
And when Tinkerbelle was straight.

[theFIRMbss]

>Superficial surmised she robbed herself

One gossip site says--
I can't believe I know this--
the robbery might

touch on a lawsuit
saying Lindsay stole jewelry
that was "lent" to her:

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If you're ever in the company of LiLo, you better protect any valuable joo-ree you're wearing with The Club, or else you might not ever see it again! Radar Online is reporting that XIV Karats is getting ready to take legal action against Blohan, because she hasn't returned $2 million dollars worth of jewels she borrowed from them over two months ago. [Real case: Lindsay Lohan facing legal trouble over stolen jewellery]

XIV Karats kept getting on Blohan's ass to return their shit and she finally said that she didn't have it anymore, because someone snatched it from her safe. We knew this was coming. The source said, "Lindsay claimed that they had been stolen from her safe. They've disappeared. XIV are not happy about it. The jewels were in Lindsay's care and they were only on a loaner, they were expected to be returned. If something is not resolved soon there will be legal action taken."

The Cokey Jewel Snatcher Of Hollywood Strikes Again? [NSFW]

[Erasmus]

Is sex tape as handy as duct tape

Well, you could say it has its light side, its dark side, and it holds the universe together.

[Joe 6-pack]

LOL...and the stickier the better!

[fieldmarshaldj]

It’s no surprise. She has serious problems.

[wardaddy]

Why not keep the sex tapes seriously locked up girl?

they make little safes..

[wardaddy]

She doesn’t do much for me either...

[TexasCajun]

With this guy perhaps?

[wagglebee]

With this guy perhaps?

That ain't a guy!

[TexasCajun]

That ain't a guy!

Whatchu Talk'n 'bout Willis?

You mean that's a girl that likes girls who likes girls who look like guys?

[newfreep]

She’s a girl who definitely enjoys looking like a guy...and an fugly guy at that! The two were engaged for awhile....ughhhhh!

[wagglebee]

Yep, I mean that’s her girlfriend, her name is Samantha Ronson.

[wagglebee]

Yep, they don’t get much fuglier!

[Lazamataz]

But I don’t want to see a tape of a hot dog tossed down a corridor.

[Palladin]

HAHA! I get that, but maybe the youngsters don’t.

Had one of them porcupine ladies at every factory I ever worked at!

[ichabod1]

you said snatch.

[TexasCajun]

Yep, I mean that’s her girlfriend, her name is Samantha Ronson.

I don't get girls who like girls who look like guys?

[petercooper]

What about guys who look like girls who like girls who like girls who look like guys?