BUZZ BUILDS ON CHELSEA'S NUPS (Chelsea Clinton May Be Married On Chappaquiddick Island)

New York Post ^ | 8/31/09

[nickcarraway]

THOSE rumors of an imminent Chelsea Clinton wedding have picked up steam. A Post reporter yesterday spotted preparations in full gear for a very large gathering on Chappaquiddick island.

[ClearCase_guy]

Well, now that Ted is gone, it’s probably a safe location.

[a fool in paradise]

There are other murderous Kennedys, you know.

[Yo-Yo]

My guess is that the wedding was scheduled for last Saturday, but the Ted Fest forced a change in plans.

[RexBeach]

How is the couple getting to the island?

How are Hill and Bill getting to the island?

[KarlInOhio]

If true then I wish her good luck. May her husband treat her better than Bill treats Hillary.

[edpc]

After the ceremony, the couple, wedding party, and guests are all invited to swim over to the reception area.

[2banana]

Don’t get in a car with a drunk and married Kennedy!!!!!

[SWAMPSNIPER]

How many goats did they get for her?

[mrmeyer]

Like Michael Skakal killing Martha Moxley with a golf club?

[silverleaf]

Of all places for the Clintons to stage a grand hoo-ha....

[SpinnerWebb]

Will Webster Hubbell be giving her away, then?

[Petronski]

...CHELSEA'S NUPS...

Misread that part for a second, and immediately threw up a little bit in my mouth.

[ClearCase_guy]

Well, I don’t think anyone would pay for her [/rimshot]

[mewzilla]

On the subject of Chappaquiddick...

“One of his favorite topics of humor was indeed Chappaquiddick itself”; Update: Audio added

[maggief]

I misread the title.

[GeorgiaDawg32]

ROFL..you and me both..

[ErnBatavia]

Chappaquiddick

I'm amazed that the place never got renamed.

[Sparko]

LOL

[ErnBatavia]

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&source=hp&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=Chappaquiddick&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2

[McGruff]

[Non-Sequitur]

How is the couple getting to the island? How are Hill and Bill getting to the island?

I understand Obama's walking.

[fightinJAG]

When Bubba and the Hildabeast were spotted on a joint vacation recently (in Bermuda, IIRC), I thought the only reason they would be together is they have to finalize their plans for something like . . . Chel’s wedding.

So there you go!

[theFIRMbss]

>If true then I wish her good luck. May her husband treat her better than Bill treats Hillary

Daughters seem to pick
characters like their father.
I hope Chelsea thinks.

[fieldmarshaldj]

It’s better if you scroll down past the head.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Lady of Spain I adore you....

[jennyjenny]

Buzz and Chappaquiddick in the same story?

[OB1kNOb]

Daddy is proud.

[9YearLurker]

Ha! The revenge of the Clintons!

[edpc]

Note to the groom. We have seen your future and it's not pretty.

Now........

Later......

[Reagan69]

I heard that Obammer had hired Teddy K to drive Bill & Hillary’s limo.

Too bad he is no longer available.

[Fudd Fan]

Daughters seem to pick characters like their father.

ROFL! Not nessa-celery. My hubby is a lot like my mom. He even says "you're just like your father!" like she does.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

One significant expense will be removing all the clocks and mirrors from the island.

[Adder]

Ohhhhh...
NUPS.

Not nips.

sorry.

[Disambiguator]

Will Webster Hubbell be giving her away, then?

[Fudd Fan]

I don’t recall ever seeing Chelsea so... Reubenesque.

As far as Slick, it’s always been beyond me how anyone can say that man is great looking. EEUUWW

[a fool in paradise]

Yep.

RFK and JFK’s mysterious relationship with Marilyn Monroe also comes to mind. But the Kennedy brothers are both dead themselves and no longer pose a threat.

[Islander2]

How far is this from the Dike bridge of Chappaquiddick fame?

A press release has already stated that the song most heard in the area will not be played nor sung at the wedding. That song of course is BRIDGE OVER TROUBLED WATERS.

[rbmillerjr]

Chappaquiddick would be perfect.

The Socialists have no shame. In fact, it illustrates their power-elites’ apathy to their implied power and coercion.

What better symbol than to flaunt a scot-free murder scene to the masses.

[CDFingers]

How many goats did they get for her?

Remember hearing this one back in the dark days.

President Clinton is arriving back in D.C. after a trip to his home state of Arkansas. He steps out of the plane carrying two pigs, one under each arm. When he reaches the bottom of the stairs the Marine guard sharply salutes him as usual.

Clinton: "I'd like to salute you back son, but as you can see my hands are full."

Marine: "Yes Sir! Mighty fine pigs Sir!"

Clinton: "These aren't just ordinary pigs Marine, they are pure Arkansas Razorback Pigs!!"

Marine: "Yes Sir! Mighty fine Razorbacks Sir!"

Clinton: "I got this one for Hillary, and this one for Chelsea."

Marine: "Yes Sir! Good trade Sir!"

[esquirette]

Would that be Web? Resemblance is striking. No—it’s just me.

[Hacklehead]

Out of all the islands in the world they pick THAT one?

[Rinnwald]

Marty McFly: That’s right, Doc. Chappaquiddick.

Doc: Unbelievable, that old Bill could have chosen that particular place. It could mean that that point inherently contains some sort of cosmic significance. Almost as if it were the temporal junction point for the entire space-time continuum. On the other hand, it could just be an amazing coincidence.

[Joe 6-pack]

I have to confess....so did I....

[trimom]

None of us choose our parents. I can only wish her well.

[tx_eggman]

Will Webster Hubbell be giving her away, then?

He ought to be ....

[presently no screen name]

Anyone know what’s Web up to lately?

[The Great RJ]

Just in case, the Bill Clinton should be chauffeured least he make a wrong turn on his way to a dalliance with some bridesmaid.

[Global2010]

Dont cha know?

Teds boat is now a rental.

[newfreep]

Marine: "Yes Sir! Good trade Sir!"

LOL - good one....and no doubt bubba would love for it to be true.