Teenagers 'filmed sex act fearing Large Hadron Collider doomsday'

The Courier-Mail ^ | September 02, 2009 02:00am | Staff

[Wardenclyffe]

HIGH school students allegedly filmed sex acts while believing that the Large Hadron Collider was about to end the world.

At least three teenagers from a Brisbane state high school are being investigated by police for allegedly filming sex acts on a mobile phone and distributing it to other students, the Courier-Mail reports.

Two students aged between 13 and 15 performed the sex acts in the toilets during school hours several months ago.

The incident occurred after the launch of the particle accelerator ring, the Large Hadron Collider (LHC), which some dubbed a "doomsday device", sources told The Courier-Mail.

It is understood the girl wanted to lose her virginity to the boy - believing that the world was about to end.

[Wardenclyffe]

[EricTheRed_VocalMinority]

Now why didn’t I think of that scheme when I was in school!

[PBRSTREETGANG]

I give the first lad credit for finding a girl he could actually convince of this.

[SandWMan]

It wouldn’t have mattered what excuse I could have come up with...

[USFRIENDINVICTORIA]

Flowers, chocolate, alcohol, talk of doomsday .... whatever it takes.

[Sloth]

This is the lamest approach I’ve ever heard... but I guess you can’t argue with success.

“Oooo, you’ve got such a Large Hadron!”

[GeronL]

idiots.

They need to be punished for general stupidity as well as anything else.

[theFIRMbss]

>It is understood the girl wanted to lose her virginity to the boy - believing that the world was about to end

[Sparko]

A 21st century variant of the timeless salesmanship of the attentions of eager guys on potentially willing gals.

[ClearCase_guy]

“Sure, sure. That’s the ticket. Yeah. In fact, that’s how I convinced by wife to sleep with me. Morgan Fairchild. Yeah.”

[Buck W.]

“It is understood the girl wanted to lose her virginity to the boy - believing that the world was about to end.”

That line never worked for me!

[KarlInOhio]

I think the physicists meant something different when they claimed they were trying to duplicate the events of the Big Bang.

[theFIRMbss]

>Now why didn’t I think of that scheme when I was in school!

School? Hell, why didn't
I think of that scheme last spring
when they switched it on?!

[Pearls Before Swine]

It’s understandable. If the world were ending, many would like to go out with a bang.

[listenhillary]

Pretty novel line.

[stormer]

[listenhillary]

Did the earth move for you?

[stormer]

[dfwgator]

“Did the Earth move for you too?”

[Nakota]

“Now why didn’t I think of that scheme when I was in school!”

I was marginally successful with a similar technique in the early 60’s referring to the Russians and the A-bomb.

[blam]

When I was young, no matter what age girl I met, “I love you”, was already worn out by the time I met them.

[Charles Martel]

I was marginally successful with a similar technique in the early 60’s referring to the Russians and the A-bomb.

Quite a few guys were. There's even a reference to that sort of thing taking place during the Cuban Missile Crisis - in the movie Matinee, I believe (there are other film examples, I'm sure).

[dfwgator]

Donald Fagen wrote a song about it, “The New Frontier”.

[fieldmarshaldj]

Well, that one or “if we do it, it’ll cure your acne.”

[SC DOC]

Physics Phun

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

I wonder if she asked him “is that a Large Hadron Collider in your pocket or are you just happy to see me”

[The Sons of Liberty]

In my day we had to rely on the old tried and true “The Russians might nuke us”.

[Moonman62]

Large Hadron Rap

[B-Chan]

More like Large Hardon Collider amirite

[3niner]

This tactic reminds me of “To His Coy Mistress” by Andrew Marvell (17th century). Guys have been trying this sort of thing for a very long time.

[rwfromkansas]

lol....it sure does.

[patton]

How do you know the girl wasn’t using the line on the guy?

[dfwgator]

Because you don’t have to use a line on a guy.

[patton]

“the girl wanted to lose her virginity to the boy “

Maybe she needed to.

[skaterboy]

So lets film it...but the world is gonna end so no one will frigging see it.....women are the smarter sex........rrrrrrrrrright

[Robwin]

Hmmmm, I wonder if even at this late date Raquel Welch will buy into this? Anyone know how I can get in touch with her?

[3niner]

Um, because the girl’s a girl and the guy’s a guy.

[TigersEye]

School? Hell, why didn't I think of that scheme last spring when they switched it on?!

Cheer up. We all get our next big chance on Dec. 22, 2012 when the Aztec calendar runs out.

Correction: Whoops! It's Dec. 21st! Sorry, guys. Almost botched the whole thing.

[patton]

Pssst - sometimes, girls want to play, and guys are more reserved. It Happens.

[TigersEye]

Well, that one or “if we do it, it’ll cure your acne.”

That one works.

Yeah.

Both.

[Jewbacca]

I utilized much the same approach with periodic silly American girls visiting Israel during shelling warnings when I worked in a hotel.

Doesn’t work on natives.

[AFPhys]

Too late. She’s mine.

[NonValueAdded]

ROFL

[Star Traveler]

I give the first lad credit for finding a girl he could actually convince of this.

It sorta sounded like the girl was convincing the boy of this. However, I don't think it took too much convincing... :-)