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Posted on 09/06/2009 5:00:12 PM PDT by kromike
It's a quiet Sunday afternoon, after the usual motley crew of assorted losers, twits, and dumb-bells spinning political sewage in the morning. If there's EVER a reason to go to church other than worship God, it's to avoid morning political shows.
Anyway, I wondered if Webster's or Wikipedia would be accepting of the following premise:
We need an appropriate photo to accompany the urban/slang definition of 'Tool'. Here are my suggestions. Which one best fits your mental image when the word 'Tool' is used in a defamatory way:
01) Obama (dumbo or salt-vampire)
04) Sean Penn
05) Ashton Kutcher
11) McCain (father or daughter)
13) Clinton (bubba or cankles)
Who have I forgotten that would best describe the word 'tool'?
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posted on 09/06/2009 5:00:12 PM PDT
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Which one best fits your mental image when the word 'Tool' is used in a defamatory way:
That was an easy choice to make.
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posted on 09/06/2009 5:02:36 PM PDT
(So many Communists, so little time.)
the TOTUS reader (also easy):
posted on 09/06/2009 5:08:48 PM PDT
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posted on 09/06/2009 5:09:28 PM PDT
(Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
posted on 09/06/2009 5:10:02 PM PDT
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
posted on 09/06/2009 5:32:34 PM PDT
posted on 09/06/2009 5:34:49 PM PDT
Start doing entries in the Urban Dictionary
posted on 09/06/2009 5:39:35 PM PDT
(Feb 7, 2008 http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1966675/posts?page=28#28)
Did anyone see that Tool Penn in that feed-a-child PSA Saturday night?
posted on 09/06/2009 5:56:23 PM PDT
FWIW, ‘Webster’s’ in in the public domain and is used by any dictionary maker choosing to use the name.
posted on 09/06/2009 6:01:40 PM PDT
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