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Angry Blonde attacks soldiers (And wins- UK)
Sun UK ^ | 9-15-09 | MIKE SULLIVAN

Posted on 09/15/2009 10:44:25 AM PDT by blueglass

A PETITE blonde knocked out a Coldstream Guard, hurled another into a disco sound deck and battered one of their wives at a dinner dance. Martial arts instructor Ashley Wolfe - who is just 5ft 3in - went berserk when male soldiers kissed and danced with each other, pretending to be gay. The 24-year-old Canadian, in a striking red satin dress, yelled "This should not be allowed in the British Army" - then went on a rampage, knocking over burly soldiers from the elite regiment like skittles.

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1 posted on 09/15/2009 10:44:26 AM PDT by blueglass
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To: blueglass

hehehe

We could use a Secretary of Defense like her.


2 posted on 09/15/2009 10:46:03 AM PDT by earlJam
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To: blueglass

“...when male soldiers kissed and danced with each other, pretending to be gay.”

That’s not pretending.


3 posted on 09/15/2009 10:47:17 AM PDT by Buck W. (The President of the United States IS named Schickelgruber...)
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To: blueglass

I’m not understanding what she was angry about?


4 posted on 09/15/2009 10:47:19 AM PDT by brytlea (Jesus loves me, this I know.)
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To: blueglass

Not Guilty!!


5 posted on 09/15/2009 10:47:38 AM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget (God punishes Conservatives by making them argue with fools.)
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To: blueglass
"when male soldiers kissed and danced with each other, pretending to be gay"

Yeah...pretending...

6 posted on 09/15/2009 10:53:36 AM PDT by Mr. K (THIS ADMINISTRATION IS WEARING OUT MY CAPSLOCK KEY DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!!!!!)
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To: blueglass

I think I’d be fine with allowing open homosexuals to serve in the military if they hired a couple of THESE to keep ‘em in line.


7 posted on 09/15/2009 10:54:44 AM PDT by Julia H. (Freedom of speech and freedom from criticism are mutually exclusive.)
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To: blueglass

Sounds like she’s in serious need of some self-control.


8 posted on 09/15/2009 10:59:33 AM PDT by Melas
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To: blueglass

Story says she was drunk. She was also found guilty of assault.

This woman isn’t someone to admire - her behavior was atrocious.


9 posted on 09/15/2009 11:02:41 AM PDT by spinestein (The answer is 42.)
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To: blueglass

I dunno, I think she acted like your typical angry Canadian women. Nothing to see here really.


10 posted on 09/15/2009 11:03:20 AM PDT by Catholic Canadian ( I love Stephen Harper!)
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To: spinestein

And to be honest I imagine the British soldiers wouldn’t dare to fight back when a woman is involved, which allowed her to “win”.


11 posted on 09/15/2009 11:03:55 AM PDT by blueglass
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To: blueglass

When I was at Penn State, we had a party and one of the guys there was nicknamed “ROTC” (pronounced ROT-C) cuz he was Navy ROTC.

Anyway, we were all a little drunk and fooling around when my girlfriend (all 5’ 2”, 110 lbs soaking wet) playfully (and not hard, mind you) took a swing at ROTC.

Well, she tagged him square on his right temple with her knuckle - and he went down for the count, out cold for like 10 seconds.

Never seen anything like it before - nor since, from such a small girl ...


12 posted on 09/15/2009 11:04:51 AM PDT by Lmo56
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To: blueglass

Stop that, it’s silly! And a little suspect I think...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTQrCjP14tA


13 posted on 09/15/2009 11:05:39 AM PDT by Snickering Hound
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To: blueglass

Too bad she blew the court date. No male soldier would dare shame himself by testifying against her.

Note to self: exercise caution around Canadian women from now on.


14 posted on 09/15/2009 11:06:27 AM PDT by Seruzawa (If you agree with the French raise your hand - If you are French raise both hands.)
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To: Catholic Canadian

A young man was working in a Deli when a customer comes in and asks for half a hogie. So the young man goes back to the owner in the back room and says “Some jerk wants half a hogie?” and just then turns around to see the customer standing there and then he says “And this gentleman will have the other half”. The old man who owned the deli said, you’re quick on your feet I think the new owners can use a young man like you, you see we’re being bought by a large Canadian company. The young man says “Canadians!!, nothing comes from Canada except prostitutes and hockey players” and the old man says “Hey, my wife is from Canada” to which the young man says “Oh ya, what teams does she play for?”


15 posted on 09/15/2009 11:08:45 AM PDT by Scythian
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To: blueglass

I cannot believe that the Coldstream Guards would take this public. Good Lord lads, have you no shame?

On the plus side, her and her husband’s day rates have probably doubled or tripled. So we have a win-win situation.


16 posted on 09/15/2009 11:10:38 AM PDT by texmexis best
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To: blueglass

Where can I get an accessory like that for my 870?


17 posted on 09/15/2009 11:17:19 AM PDT by Tennessee_Bob (A1C 6.2)
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To: blueglass; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows
A PETITE blonde knocked out a Coldstream Guard, hurled another into a disco sound deck and battered one of their wives at a dinner dance. Martial arts instructor Ashley Wolfe - who is just 5ft 3in - went berserk when male soldiers kissed and danced with each other, pretending to be gay. The 24-year-old Canadian, in a striking red satin dress, yelled "This should not be allowed in the British Army" - then went on a rampage, knocking over burly soldiers from the elite regiment like skittles.

Jolly, right. They should be in the British NAVY.


18 posted on 09/15/2009 11:18:26 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (There is no truth in the Pravda Media.)
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To: blueglass

[And to be honest I imagine the British soldiers wouldn’t dare to fight back when a woman is involved, which allowed her to “win”.]

I agree. Regardless of her ability, none of these soldiers were going to hit her. The best they could do was try to defend themselves against this lunatic and hope they didn’t get kicked in a vital spot.


19 posted on 09/15/2009 11:22:24 AM PDT by spinestein (The answer is 42.)
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To: a fool in paradise

OMG! One of my partners was the lead guitarist for the Pogues! Wait until he gets a load of this!


20 posted on 09/15/2009 11:22:59 AM PDT by Buckeye Battle Cry (Hey Obama, no matter how thin you slice it, it's still baloney!)
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To: blueglass

Don’t kid yourself that small women can’t fight. I knew the first woman karate expert to knock out a black belt man in the ring, when she was a brown belt. Women were prohibited from fighting men after that.

She was very skinny, normal height, could do push-up with hands and feet on vertical cinder blocks, “breaking the plane” by half a foot (don’t even try this, you will injure yourself). Her kicks and punches easily left bruises when you were wearing martial arts body armor. Her typical training opponents were guys with 30 to 60 pounds on her, and they had to spend most of their effort on defense.

Not somebody to mess with.


21 posted on 09/15/2009 11:24:55 AM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy
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To: blueglass

Taking out a Coldstream Guard! OUCH. I don’t care if it was a sucker punch. Sign this lady up for Special Forces. She is a badass.

So, is she single?


22 posted on 09/15/2009 11:28:34 AM PDT by Freedom_Is_Not_Free (Depression Countdown: 50... 49... 48...)
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To: a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Martial arts instructor Ashley Wolfe - who is just 5ft 3in - went berserk when male soldiers kissed and danced with each other, pretending to be gay.

I'll bet I know her FReeper handle.


23 posted on 09/15/2009 11:31:09 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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To: blueglass

BINGO


24 posted on 09/15/2009 11:33:46 AM PDT by envisio (Wanna understand all the problems with this country? Google "Kanye West".)
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To: blueglass

They were guys who kiss each other, of course she could take em, whether they fought back or not. And good for her!! She’s someone to admire, sickening to see your nations soldiers act like that, they just lucky Patton didnt see them first.


25 posted on 09/15/2009 11:36:59 AM PDT by DesertRhino (Dogs earn the title of "man's best friend", Muslims hate dogs,,add that up.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Pms-ing-canuck?


26 posted on 09/15/2009 11:37:23 AM PDT by Melas
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To: blueglass

“knocking over burly soldiers from the elite regiment like skittles.”

Clone the little lady, and make an entire legion of her.
Then send them out into teh world.
Or just give her a darn medal!


27 posted on 09/15/2009 11:39:21 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: spinestein

“none of these soldiers were going to hit her”

That’s because they are the kind of men who kiss each other. Wusses,,,


28 posted on 09/15/2009 11:40:16 AM PDT by DesertRhino (Dogs earn the title of "man's best friend", Muslims hate dogs,,add that up.)
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To: Darksheare

“””””Clone the little lady, and make an entire legion of her.
Then send them out into teh world.”””””

bad idea. No matter how good you are, there is always someone better. And the way she goes around slapping people around, she is bound to find that person sooner or later.

She is a little too brave. Thats the way you get killed.


29 posted on 09/15/2009 11:46:03 AM PDT by envisio (Wanna understand all the problems with this country? Google "Kanye West".)
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To: blueglass

Outstanding!

When women stop coddling effeminate males, the pansies will go back in the closet where they belong.


30 posted on 09/15/2009 11:48:08 AM PDT by LearsFool ("Thou shouldst not have been old, till thou hadst been wise.")
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To: Buckeye Battle Cry

Partners? I thought you meant..... nevermind. I see you are a lawyer so “partner” makes sense now.


31 posted on 09/15/2009 11:50:13 AM PDT by enraged
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To: envisio

I know.

But hey, I’m the fountain of bad ideas.


32 posted on 09/15/2009 11:51:41 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Buckeye Battle Cry

You are SO mean.


33 posted on 09/15/2009 11:52:31 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: LearsFool

>> When women stop coddling effeminate males, the pansies will go back in the closet where they belong.

The Episcopal Church Welcomes You ;o)


34 posted on 09/15/2009 11:58:09 AM PDT by QBFimi (When gunpowder speaks, beasts listen.)
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To: blueglass

I want her on my teams!


35 posted on 09/15/2009 12:08:10 PM PDT by bvw
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To: Lmo56

The temples are the thinnest part of teh skull.

http://books.google.com/books?id=PxyXYkP5xY8C&pg=PA1027&lpg=PA1027&dq=The+temples+are+the+thinnest+part+of+the+skull&source=bl&ots=hhIkdxOfx1&sig=Ieu50wKxO2XFV5A4QOJMMHX9Eyk&hl=en&ei=feavSu-5FYm1lAe_6dHkBg&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=1#v=onepage&q=&f=false


36 posted on 09/15/2009 12:10:26 PM PDT by bvw
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To: Darksheare

“”””But hey, I’m the fountain of bad ideas.””””””

You? Hey, I had a repair shop and we sponsored our own drag racing prostocks on the side.
The name of the racing outfit: Bad Idea Racing
Our slogan: “That ain’t never gonna work.”


38 posted on 09/15/2009 12:29:51 PM PDT by envisio (Wanna understand all the problems with this country? Google "Kanye West".)
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To: blueglass

My kinda Women.


39 posted on 09/15/2009 12:44:56 PM PDT by Rappini ("Pro deo et Patria.)
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To: DesertRhino
She’s someone to admire, sickening to see your nations soldiers act like that, they just lucky Patton didnt see them first.

A drunken idiot with no self control? Not exactly the kind of person I choose to admire.

40 posted on 09/15/2009 1:25:08 PM PDT by timm22 (Think critically)
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To: Slings and Arrows
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41 posted on 09/15/2009 1:40:04 PM PDT by Miss Behave (i wuv u. i bam bam bam u wiff muh paw now.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Not me—I’m a southpaw. ;-)


42 posted on 09/15/2009 1:43:49 PM PDT by Miss Behave (i wuv u. i bam bam bam u wiff muh paw now.)
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To: blueglass

Awesome ejection capture in that pic—that’s always the still-shot I ‘shoot’ for. ;-)


43 posted on 09/15/2009 1:52:46 PM PDT by Miss Behave (i wuv u. i bam bam bam u wiff muh paw now.)
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To: Melas

Do we have a Freeper by that name?

(If not, we should!)


44 posted on 09/15/2009 2:37:06 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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To: Miss Behave

Kitten fight club! I’d go to that.


45 posted on 09/15/2009 2:39:28 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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To: Morgana


46 posted on 09/15/2009 2:51:46 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist *DTOM* -ww- I AM JIM THOMPSON!)
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To: envisio

Ouch, I’ve never run across another bad idea fountain before.
This is... weird.


47 posted on 09/15/2009 4:09:47 PM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: DesertRhino

They’re Coldstream Guards.

If they had laid a finger on her, they would have been drummed out of the Regiment for dishonouring it. I mean that literally, the ceremony and everything, even without a Court Martial. Banished to a lesser Regiment.

Sometimes it means being publicly humiliated by allowing yourself to be beaten up by a “slip of a girl”.

Sometimes it means “Birkenhead Drill”. These are the people who invented that, go look it up. That was the 73rd Regiment of Foot, who have had a rivalry with the Coldstream Guards since Waterloo.

I notice that her husband, when he added his 2c, got his nose bitten off in the course of being rendered hors de combat. They were... upset.. at having to take this from her. But they didn’t have to take it from him.


48 posted on 09/16/2009 12:17:16 AM PDT by Zoe Brain (Rocket Scientist, Naval Combat System Architect)
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To: Darksheare

He’s a fine lawyer and a total gentleman. It’s good fodder for office humor.


49 posted on 09/16/2009 4:20:15 AM PDT by Buckeye Battle Cry (Hey Obama, no matter how thin you slice it, it's still baloney!)
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To: Buckeye Battle Cry

I get the feeling that you’re not gonna let him ‘live it down’.
*chuckle*


50 posted on 09/16/2009 6:28:40 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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