Skip to comments.Angry Blonde attacks soldiers (And wins- UK)
Posted on 09/15/2009 10:44:25 AM PDT by blueglass
A PETITE blonde knocked out a Coldstream Guard, hurled another into a disco sound deck and battered one of their wives at a dinner dance. Martial arts instructor Ashley Wolfe - who is just 5ft 3in - went berserk when male soldiers kissed and danced with each other, pretending to be gay. The 24-year-old Canadian, in a striking red satin dress, yelled "This should not be allowed in the British Army" - then went on a rampage, knocking over burly soldiers from the elite regiment like skittles.
(Excerpt) Read more at thesun.co.uk ...
We could use a Secretary of Defense like her.
“...when male soldiers kissed and danced with each other, pretending to be gay.”
That’s not pretending.
I’m not understanding what she was angry about?
I think I’d be fine with allowing open homosexuals to serve in the military if they hired a couple of THESE to keep ‘em in line.
Sounds like she’s in serious need of some self-control.
Story says she was drunk. She was also found guilty of assault.
This woman isn’t someone to admire - her behavior was atrocious.
I dunno, I think she acted like your typical angry Canadian women. Nothing to see here really.
And to be honest I imagine the British soldiers wouldn’t dare to fight back when a woman is involved, which allowed her to “win”.
When I was at Penn State, we had a party and one of the guys there was nicknamed “ROTC” (pronounced ROT-C) cuz he was Navy ROTC.
Anyway, we were all a little drunk and fooling around when my girlfriend (all 5’ 2”, 110 lbs soaking wet) playfully (and not hard, mind you) took a swing at ROTC.
Well, she tagged him square on his right temple with her knuckle - and he went down for the count, out cold for like 10 seconds.
Never seen anything like it before - nor since, from such a small girl ...
Stop that, it’s silly! And a little suspect I think...
Too bad she blew the court date. No male soldier would dare shame himself by testifying against her.
Note to self: exercise caution around Canadian women from now on.
A young man was working in a Deli when a customer comes in and asks for half a hogie. So the young man goes back to the owner in the back room and says “Some jerk wants half a hogie?” and just then turns around to see the customer standing there and then he says “And this gentleman will have the other half”. The old man who owned the deli said, you’re quick on your feet I think the new owners can use a young man like you, you see we’re being bought by a large Canadian company. The young man says “Canadians!!, nothing comes from Canada except prostitutes and hockey players” and the old man says “Hey, my wife is from Canada” to which the young man says “Oh ya, what teams does she play for?”
I cannot believe that the Coldstream Guards would take this public. Good Lord lads, have you no shame?
On the plus side, her and her husband’s day rates have probably doubled or tripled. So we have a win-win situation.
Where can I get an accessory like that for my 870?
Jolly, right. They should be in the British NAVY.
[And to be honest I imagine the British soldiers wouldnt dare to fight back when a woman is involved, which allowed her to win.]
I agree. Regardless of her ability, none of these soldiers were going to hit her. The best they could do was try to defend themselves against this lunatic and hope they didn’t get kicked in a vital spot.
OMG! One of my partners was the lead guitarist for the Pogues! Wait until he gets a load of this!
Don’t kid yourself that small women can’t fight. I knew the first woman karate expert to knock out a black belt man in the ring, when she was a brown belt. Women were prohibited from fighting men after that.
She was very skinny, normal height, could do push-up with hands and feet on vertical cinder blocks, “breaking the plane” by half a foot (don’t even try this, you will injure yourself). Her kicks and punches easily left bruises when you were wearing martial arts body armor. Her typical training opponents were guys with 30 to 60 pounds on her, and they had to spend most of their effort on defense.
Not somebody to mess with.
Taking out a Coldstream Guard! OUCH. I don’t care if it was a sucker punch. Sign this lady up for Special Forces. She is a badass.
So, is she single?
I'll bet I know her FReeper handle.
They were guys who kiss each other, of course she could take em, whether they fought back or not. And good for her!! She’s someone to admire, sickening to see your nations soldiers act like that, they just lucky Patton didnt see them first.
“knocking over burly soldiers from the elite regiment like skittles.”
Clone the little lady, and make an entire legion of her.
Then send them out into teh world.
Or just give her a darn medal!
“none of these soldiers were going to hit her”
That’s because they are the kind of men who kiss each other. Wusses,,,
“””””Clone the little lady, and make an entire legion of her.
Then send them out into teh world.”””””
bad idea. No matter how good you are, there is always someone better. And the way she goes around slapping people around, she is bound to find that person sooner or later.
She is a little too brave. Thats the way you get killed.
When women stop coddling effeminate males, the pansies will go back in the closet where they belong.
Partners? I thought you meant..... nevermind. I see you are a lawyer so “partner” makes sense now.
But hey, I’m the fountain of bad ideas.
You are SO mean.
>> When women stop coddling effeminate males, the pansies will go back in the closet where they belong.
The Episcopal Church Welcomes You ;o)
I want her on my teams!
The temples are the thinnest part of teh skull.
“”””But hey, Im the fountain of bad ideas.””””””
You? Hey, I had a repair shop and we sponsored our own drag racing prostocks on the side.
The name of the racing outfit: Bad Idea Racing
Our slogan: “That ain’t never gonna work.”
My kinda Women.
A drunken idiot with no self control? Not exactly the kind of person I choose to admire.
Not me—I’m a southpaw. ;-)
Awesome ejection capture in that pic—that’s always the still-shot I ‘shoot’ for. ;-)
Do we have a Freeper by that name?
(If not, we should!)
Kitten fight club! I’d go to that.
Ouch, I’ve never run across another bad idea fountain before.
This is... weird.
They’re Coldstream Guards.
If they had laid a finger on her, they would have been drummed out of the Regiment for dishonouring it. I mean that literally, the ceremony and everything, even without a Court Martial. Banished to a lesser Regiment.
Sometimes it means being publicly humiliated by allowing yourself to be beaten up by a “slip of a girl”.
Sometimes it means “Birkenhead Drill”. These are the people who invented that, go look it up. That was the 73rd Regiment of Foot, who have had a rivalry with the Coldstream Guards since Waterloo.
I notice that her husband, when he added his 2c, got his nose bitten off in the course of being rendered hors de combat. They were... upset.. at having to take this from her. But they didn’t have to take it from him.
He’s a fine lawyer and a total gentleman. It’s good fodder for office humor.
I get the feeling that you’re not gonna let him ‘live it down’.
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