Couple robbed while inside dumpster

The Wichita Eagle ^ | 09/14/2009 | STAN FINGER

[TigersEye]

And this is the second story about screwing in a dumpster in the last few months. Stunning.

[This Just In]

They were down in the dumps.

[Motorheadlemmy]

A friend of mine was a counselor for a drug rehab clinic. They used to catch their patients with spouses, girlfriends,etc. screwing each others lights out in the dumpster behind their office on a regular basis. WOW...

[hiredhand]

You’ll never look at a dumpster the same way again..

You've got that right! I've thought of a lot of really low stuff... but taking a date to a dumpster is just something I never would have thought of. :-)

Ya know... the two in the dumpster were either followed by the other two, or they were making noise and attracted them. I'm not sure what's worse... taking a date to a dumpster for sex, or getting robbed by some other slimeball with a pocket knife while hiding sausage with the lady friend IN the dumpster. :-) ... bad visual all the way around!

[BJClinton]

and my wife says I’m not romantic

You need to send her this article to let her know how good she has it.

[BJClinton]

Wichita is Infamous

It must be something in the water.

[Billthedrill]

I know what you’re thinking, but I have never taken a date to a dumpster for intimate purposes. In Wichita.

[bert]

.........Why?.....

Rooms are expensive and those workaholic fools just wouldn’t leave so they could have the body shop paint booth alone

[hiredhand]

So you were married when ya went to basic ?.........;o)

Yeah... ;-) Me and SP have been together since a few years before I went AD in 1985. I DID know a guy in my flight who got caught with another female basic trainee behind a dumpster at the bowling alley... but not IN in the dumpster! Seems to be too close to screwing in a big garbage can. :-)

[FrdmLvr]

Who in the hell would think of robbing someone who was living in a dumpster?

[Dan(9698)]

Screwing in a dumpster?

They couldn't get into a light bulb.

[meyer]

“Garbage in, Garbage out”

[nagdt]

oh come on Bill...where’s your spirit of nasty? Honestly, it must either be fetish, a dare or a couple of people who were thinking “hey... here’s a good spot!” hehehe

[Alex Murphy]

Who in the hell would think of robbing someone who was living in a dumpster?

Someone to whom "life in a dumpster" looked pretty good.

[hiredhand]

If it was a first date, the guy won't get a second one.

Then again... if the guy is soliciting his female companionship from the likes of those willing to have sex in dumpsters, he shouldn't have much trouble finding another! I suppose it could be said that it's an advantage to have such low standards, but I think I'll just stay out of dumpsters for certain reasons.

[csvset]

No pics ? Lol.

Warning: Link to Urban Dictionary

C** D*******

[dragnet2]

For those that enjoy running, get out of Kansas as fast as possible.

[hiredhand]

Dude... put this in perspective. :-) Now you know that we're all prone to dumpster diving and I've found my fair share of treasures in them. But imagine there you are, in the dumpster because you saw something that caught your eye... and you KNOW how it goes... you see one thing, and you move something out of the way... and so long as it's not gross and nasty you can spend a goodly amount of time checking things out. Now imagine that thing one and thing two approach with their pocket knives and announce that they're going to rob you. :-)

...ha...ha...ha..ha...ha.....BWAH! HA! HA! HA! HA! :-)

You DO know that if you refuse them and they climb in, your options are...how should I say...limited. ..."golly officers... they cornered me! In a dumpster! :-) "

Sheesh... why do these sorts always stumble across sheep screwing some absent brained female instead of some sheepdog who's rooting around in the dumpster?! :-)

[Upstate NY Guy]

Screwing in a dumpster?

No, somebody was"diving"

...police described as "an intimate moment

[tflabo]

Trespassing on Union property without paying the dues!