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Liberty Hotel(Boston) evacuated..Monkeys among guests on street
Boston Herald ^ | 9/16/09 | Laura Crimaldi and Edward Mason

Posted on 09/16/2009 10:16:02 AM PDT by GQuagmire

The sold-out Liberty Hotel, where two monkeys appearing in the film “The Zookeeper” are staying, has been evacuated because of elevated levels of carbon monoxide, said a Boston Fire Department spokesman.

(Excerpt) Read more at bostonherald.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: monkeys
Who is handling who?


1 posted on 09/16/2009 10:16:02 AM PDT by GQuagmire
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To: GQuagmire

Is that monkey wearing a diaper?


2 posted on 09/16/2009 10:17:09 AM PDT by angkor (The U.S. Congress is at war with America.)
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To: GQuagmire

Junkie and monkey.


3 posted on 09/16/2009 10:17:37 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: GQuagmire
Liberty Hotel(Boston) evacuated..Monkeys among guests on street

Democrats having a convention???

4 posted on 09/16/2009 10:17:37 AM PDT by The Sons of Liberty (FUBO - You Lie!!!)
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To: angkor

Looks that way. My Dad had a pet monkey in the 50’s and he said it was the worst two weeks of his life....


5 posted on 09/16/2009 10:19:13 AM PDT by GQuagmire
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To: GQuagmire

Lawd. Someone needs a haircut and a bath.....and it ain’t the monkey.


6 posted on 09/16/2009 10:19:18 AM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (http://www.muckety.com/7BECFF40501E647D3741343C37265A57.map)
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To: GQuagmire

Here we come, walkin’
Down the street.
We get the funniest looks from
Ev’ry one we meet.
Hey, hey, we’re the Monkees
And people say we monkey around.
But we’re too busy singing
To put anybody down.

...I volunteer to put up Davey Jones for a few days.


7 posted on 09/16/2009 10:19:44 AM PDT by HanneyBean
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To: GQuagmire

"You turned off what switch and pulled which plug?"

8 posted on 09/16/2009 10:21:15 AM PDT by Diogenesis ("Those who go below the surface do so at their peril" - Oscar Wilde)
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To: GQuagmire

Yet another sign that our Senatorial campaign *is* in full swing.


9 posted on 09/16/2009 10:21:35 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Christian+Veteran=Terrorist)
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To: Slings and Arrows

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10 posted on 09/16/2009 10:22:23 AM PDT by KoRn (Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
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To: All

This sounds like a plot from “Suite Life of Zach and Cody”...


11 posted on 09/16/2009 10:23:51 AM PDT by Maverick68 (w)
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To: HanneyBean
...I volunteer to put up Davey Jones for a few days.

Assuming you're female I regret to inform you 1)he's about 5' 2" and 2)he wouldn't be interested in you (if ya catch my drift).

12 posted on 09/16/2009 10:24:59 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Christian+Veteran=Terrorist)
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To: Gay State Conservative

“...Assuming you’re female I regret to inform you 1)he’s about 5’ 2” and 2)he wouldn’t be interested in you (if ya catch my drift)”

Hey, I was just channeling my 12 year old self in that remark - lol!


13 posted on 09/16/2009 10:26:31 AM PDT by HanneyBean
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To: Gay State Conservative
2)he wouldn't be interested in you (if ya catch my drift).
He followed the Rock Hudson career path? I had no idea....
14 posted on 09/16/2009 10:27:12 AM PDT by GQuagmire
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To: Gay State Conservative

Davey Jones is a Friend of Dorothy? I always suspected Mickey Dolenz, but he was straight enough to spawn a rather hot daughter.


15 posted on 09/16/2009 10:27:47 AM PDT by Clemenza (Remember our Korean War Veterans)
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To: GQuagmire

Variation on an old joke:

Guy walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder.

Barkeep: Where'd you get that thing?
Monkey: Over in Europe, the woods are full of them.

16 posted on 09/16/2009 10:28:00 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (Don't anthropomorphize the robots. They hate that.)
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To: GQuagmire

Looks like a younger John Melendez of Howard Stern/Leno fame.


17 posted on 09/16/2009 10:28:23 AM PDT by Clemenza (Remember our Korean War Veterans)
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To: GQuagmire
My Dad had a pet monkey in the 50’s and he said it was the worst two weeks of his life....

When I was in my teens a local pet shop had a cool looking monkey for sale.I begged my parents to let me have him/her but they *refused*.Probably a wise decision on their part given what I've since learned about a monkey's inclination to combine toileting with expressions of displeasure.

18 posted on 09/16/2009 10:29:29 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Christian+Veteran=Terrorist)
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To: Gay State Conservative

That was one of many transgressions the monkey performed....


19 posted on 09/16/2009 10:31:49 AM PDT by GQuagmire
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To: HanneyBean

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you a monkey
(Haven’t you always wanted a monkey)
—Barenaked Ladies


20 posted on 09/16/2009 10:33:53 AM PDT by raccoonradio
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To: GQuagmire; Clemenza

That’s what I read years ago.I sure hope that he can’t sue me if it turns out that what I’ve read is incorrect.


21 posted on 09/16/2009 10:35:09 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Christian+Veteran=Terrorist)
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To: GQuagmire

I prefer my monkies shaved.


22 posted on 09/16/2009 10:38:29 AM PDT by Vigilantcitizen
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

Guy walks into a doctor’s office with a duck on his head.
Duck says, “Doc, how do I get this guy out from under me?”


23 posted on 09/16/2009 10:59:42 AM PDT by Buck W. (The President of the United States IS named Schickelgruber...)
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To: GQuagmire
I am so grateful that my Mom always said "No monkeys."

I kid you not, this exact ad used to be in all the comic books and "adventure" magazines like "Argosy."


24 posted on 09/16/2009 11:10:24 AM PDT by angkor (The U.S. Congress is at war with America.)
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