Skip to comments.Blind Woman Regains Site When Doctors Implant Tooth in Her Eye
Posted on 09/16/2009 6:30:20 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
"They're going to put it where?"
(Excerpt) Read more at breitbart.tv ...
ummmmm, title correction, perhaps.
Our medical care is just so behind the rest of the world....../sarc
Oh, for goodness sakes, the ability to see is spelled “sight.”
Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth ...
Or tooth for an eye???
Nothing comes up that’s visible!
that was my first thought too
Or a web for a site?
As soon as I saw “woman regains sight” I half expected the sentence to end “after touching 0bama’s slacks.”
I watched the report.
It is amazing.
Not worthy of a ping.
She touched the Obamessiah’s cloak.
|Doctor #1:||Who are you? Why aren't you masked? Who are these people?|
|Doctor #2:||I don't know.|
|Doctor #1:||What the hell is that? What are you doing?|
|McCoy:||Tearing of the middle meningeal artery.|
|Doctor #1:||What's your degree in, dentistry?|
|McCoy:||How do you explain slowing pulse, low respiratory rate and coma?|
|McCoy:||Fundoscopic examination is unrevealing in these cases!|
|Doctor #1:||A simple evacuation of the expanding epidural hematoma will relieve the pressure.|
|McCoy:||My God, man, drilling holes in his head's not the answer. The artery must be repaired. Now put away your butcher knives and let me save this patient before it's too late!|
|Doctor #1:||I'm going to have you removed.|
|Kirk:||Doctors! Such unprofessional behaviour. ...Into that little room please.|
|Doctor #1:||What is that? A gun?|
|Medical Staff:||What is this? ...I have no idea!|
|Doctor #1:||He melted the lock!|
|McCoy:||We're dealing with medievalism here! ...Chemotherapy! ...Fundoscopic examinations!|
|McCoy:||Come on, Chekov. Wake up!|
|Kirk:||Pavel, can you hear me?|
|McCoy:||He's coming round, Jim.|
|Kirk:||Pavel, talk to me. ...Name! Rank!|
|Chekov:||...Chekov, ...Pavel, ...Rank, ...Admiral!|
|Policeman #1:||How's the patient, Doctor?|
|Kirk:||He's gonna make it!|
|Policeman #2:||He? He went in with a she.|
|Kirk:||One little mistake.|
She touched the Obamessiahs cloak. Silly boy, Obamamassiahs’ SHADOW merely had to touch her for her sight to be restored.. (arrrrgh, puke, gagg) /SSSSSS
Who came up with the idea first?
Necessity is the mother of invention. And who’d have thought that an Eye Tooth could help restore sight?
Under 0bamaCare this would not be happening.
Who was it that said, “Carl Rove gave me a pill and I grew a new kidney!”?
The site was in braille.
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