Skip to comments.Woman pushed off cliff by monkey sues
Posted on 09/18/2009 7:20:33 AM PDT by JoeProBono
A MONKEY has pushed a woman off a cliff. The woman, 60-year-old Zhou Juchang, made the claim after winding up at the bottom of a seven-metre rockface, fracturing her hip and breaking three ribs.
Now shes suing her travel agent, who organised her trip into Chinas Chengdu Wildlife Park....
(Excerpt) Read more at news.com.au ...
I hate it when monkeys push me off of cliffs.
Just let him try and use the see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil defense.
The monkey/travel agent conspiracy has FINALLY been exposed!!
Will Cass Sunstein represent the monkey in a countersuit?
A monkey pushed me off a cliff once...
I think an IMMEDIATE congressional investigation is in order to determine the full extent of this problem. What if the ENTIRE travel industry is riddled with it!
This could very well be MUCH bigger than just one or two monkeys pushing a few people off cliffs. It might just involve rampant instances of lower-primates posing as travel agents for nefarious purposes. It could involve a world-wide banana smuggling ring, widespread wanton poo slinging. Why, there's no telling how widespread this is!
In fact, I have very real concerns that this is just the sort of “national crisis” Obama and his handlers have been waiting for as an excuse to declare martial law and turn this country into a dictatorship.
So, which one do you think did it?
NOT Davy Jones. He was always such a nice, respectful lad...
Now, I’ve heard the old expression “Like a monkey f%#$ing a football”, but this one is new to me.
It will then be withdrawn so as not to offend China.
Sounds like there’s a monkey in need of a good spankin.
She was asking for it.
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