Man, Facing 90 Charges of Child Porn Possession, Blames Cat

Fox News ^ | 9/19/09 | Associated Press

[antidemoncrat]

Authorities have filed another 90 charges of possession of child pornography against a Martin County man who blamed the crime on his cat.

[antidemoncrat]

This is almost as good as "My dog ate my homework"!

[OCCASparky]

Kitty porn? Seriously, dude—there have been some weak excuses for having that sick stuff on your computer, but that’s pretty much the weakest yet.

[DuncanWaring]

Maybe his understanding of the concept of “cat house” is faulty.

[downwdims]

Ebil Kitteh

[jessduntno]

Kitty porn?

How dare you sir! I guess someone had to say it, though...;^)

[apillar]

Hey, it worked back in school when he claimed the dog ate his homework...

[Daffynition]

[Moonman62]

This is almost as good as "My dog ate my homework"!

Dogs also get blamed for gas, though barking spiders take the blame, too.

[PzLdr]

We used “Last night a band of gypsies camped near my house and stole my______[your choice of subject] book [or homework]”

[nufsed]

Man, age 90....................assault with a dead weapon.

[Behemoth the Cat]

Bad, bad kitty!

[Young Werther]

Kitty porn or Kiddie Porn!

Calling Sam Spade.

He'll spade the kitty. Pity!

[DannyTN]

Busted!

[CharlesWayneCT]

I’m sometimes shocked at what my ferrets pull up on the computer when walking over the keys. :-)

Actually, last night, bandit actually pulled up one of the keys.

And a help screen — but since it was a windows help screen, it wasn’t very helpful.

[Responsibility2nd]

Man, Facing 90 Charges of Child Porn Possession, Blames Cat

 

 

 

 

"That's right! Always blaming the Pussy!" 

 

[struggle]

[Outlaw Woman]

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[siamesecats]

Check this out.

How stupid is this guy LOL

[Outlaw Woman]

[Dr. Ursus]

My cat can only type-Get off my sleep chair,you.....!!

[Stultis]

ROFLASTCIDP^*!

^*Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Startling The Cat Into Downloading Porn

[Peter Horry]

[PowderMonkey]

[Slings and Arrows]

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[darkwing104]

[TheOldLady]

Definitely not guilty!

[Slings and Arrows]

All kittens are Not Guilty, even especially when they're guilty as h*ll.

[Slings and Arrows]

Proof:

[TheOldLady]

Okay! Okay! You got me. You’re right. I agree.

None of my kittehs are ever guilty of anything! Ever! (My kitteh’s made me type that. Seriesly, all four of them are lined up here giving me stink eye, and my Rocket is swearing.)

[AFPhys]

Man, Facing 90 Charges of Child Porn Possession, Blames Cat

 

 

 

 

"That's right! Always blaming the Pussy!" 

It seems to me the pussy is usually just an innocent bystander.

[Billthedrill]

Hey, maybe he’s right. Lock him in a cell with the computer and the cat and tell him he gets out when he can reproduce the problem.

[Fresh Wind]

[TheOldLady]

It seems to me the pussy is usually just an innocent bystander.

That's the trouble with anthropomorphizing cats and other animals. They don't do anything evil, and they don't do anything purposely to make us angry. They play by the cat rules of instinct, predation, and self-preservation.

But I almost died laughing at Post 32.

[AFPhys]

ROTFLMPO... It is a good thing I’m by myself here in the house, since my pajamas acually did get laughed off!

Thanks for the ping to the Kitty Porn. That’s a keeper.

Actually- this is a true story- My first introduction to porn on the internet was when I was looking up information about Persian cats on the ‘net. One of the top sites listed turned out to be a MAJOR aggregation site of porn. That sure opened up my eyes! I was so innocent- I had no idea that such stuff was available on the net at the time! It sure was an education for me, and I had to go to school for a while. It still is the top link on both Yahoo and Google if you search on ‘ Persian Kitty Cat ‘ , but it no longer is if you search ‘ Persian Cat ‘.

[AFPhys]

I had to turn my toilet paper around to have it feed from behind the roll after my cats figured out that trick. LOL.

They kept checking, though, and if a guest innocently put on a new roll or turned it around, they would have their fun again.

[TheOldLady]

I’m happy to return the favor of a chuckle to you. Put your pants back on; are you trying to cause a torrential rainstorm?

I have all my filters set high, so none of that stuff gets through. I use Bing, but not Google nor Yahoo.

[Slings and Arrows]

At least they’re not downloading pr0n.