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The Barack Obama Do It Yourself Hawaiian Birth Certificate Kit
The Barack Obama Do It Yourself Hawaiian Birth Certificate Kit ^

Posted on 09/25/2009 1:12:05 AM PDT by The Magical Mischief Tour

Now you can have a do it yourself Hawaiian certificate of live birth (COLB) kit just like Barack Obama used. Absolutely free to the first 100 readers. Click the link below to and save them to your hard drive. Make the changes in Photoshop or other image editor, drop the seal on top and presto instant Hawaiian birth certificate. FULL SIZED and 100% FREE!

Download the Barack Obama Do it Yourself kit (251k zipped) "


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bc; birthcertificate; birthers; certifigate; imom; obroma
Follow the link to get the kit... yes there is a kit.
1 posted on 09/25/2009 1:12:06 AM PDT by The Magical Mischief Tour
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To: The Magical Mischief Tour
Actually, my middle son was born at Tripler Army Medical Center in Honolulu. I bet obama would like the original so he could doctor it up.
2 posted on 09/25/2009 1:17:19 AM PDT by Linda Frances
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To: The Magical Mischief Tour

The site’s intent is to ridicule “birthers”.


3 posted on 09/25/2009 1:17:50 AM PDT by bushpilot1
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To: The Magical Mischief Tour

after you fill out the kit, and you are still in the obama-fun mood, check out the free, printable, Obama BINGO cards! what fun! /s

http://www.scribd.com/doc/2175617/Obama-Bingo-Cards


4 posted on 09/25/2009 1:22:39 AM PDT by machogirl
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To: bushpilot1

Evidence now points toward Lybia, this is like getting like Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?

http://www.amazon.com/Mindscape-CSD3744AE-Where-Carmen-Sandiego/dp/B000021YVS

Product Description

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As they travel to 50 different locations to follow leads, players tour each area to get the lay of the land. While talking to inhabitants while narrowing down the clues, they’ll hear bits of twelve other languages. To aid their sleuthing, children can use a talking foreign language dictionary or directly access an Internet link to maps, satellite images and geographic resources.


5 posted on 09/25/2009 3:20:47 AM PDT by Son House (President Ă˜bama Turns His Back On The Oppressed During Their Darkest Hours)
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I just returned from a medical conference in Thailand. I heard this unbelievable story which would certainly rock the world and change history - again – if true.

A Thai doctor told me of a complex surgical procedure in 1971 on a child, and in 1992 operating on the same patient again. He claims the patient is President Obama. He can’t prove anything without Obama’s DNA and all his files were stolen in 1993.

Why is Obama not able to show his authentic birth certificate? There has been a conspiracy to hide the truth, starting with his birth.

According to the doctor, Obama’s parents had prayed to all gods for a son who would become THE ONE, the chosen first black president of USA. However, the happy moment when Obama was born, soon turned into a WTF question for his parents: their baby was a girl.

Dad believed people wouldn’t elect a black female president in his lifetime. So he escaped to Kenya to avoid supporting his 2nd wife in America while his Kenyan wife needed help in Africa.

Mom named the girl Berry, and raised her as a single parent, with help from her parents, in Hawaii. Berry loved to hula dance and play with cute puppies as a child.

When Berry turned 6, she moved to Indonesia with her mom and her mom’s 2nd husband. After arrival, mom changed Berry’s name to Barry, and started to dress her as a boy. Mom told Barry about Marxism as bedtime stories. She sent Barry to the best schools and to multiple Toastmasters in Jakarta.

When Barry turned 10, mom took her to Thailand for a sex change operation. Afterwards, mom sent Barry to Hawaii so that her parents could help with Barry’s transformation in privacy.

When Barry looked like a skinny boy, mom moved officially back to Hawaii. She renamed Barry as Barack to bless her son. Mom continued to teach him about Marxism while Frank Davis (a communist) was his father figure. Barack listened to Frank’s poetry and advice on his career path.

Later, Barack graduated from Harvard and married Michelle in 1992. He was successfully following his mom’s plans, but soon a medical crisis required him to visit his Thai doctor. Barack told everyone they would move to Bali for six months so that he could finish writing his book without interruptions.

While in Bali, Barack visited the Thai doctor because he had developed breasts and had breast cancer. His double mastectomy and chemotherapy cured him. He had written a large part of his book while in Bali with secret help from his pal Bill Ayers.

After returning to Chicago, the couple decided to have two children by artificial insemination. As the donor they selected the family’s doctor who had delivered Barack in Hawaii. The doctor was Barack’s father’s 1st wife’s 2nd husband’s brother-in-law, basically in Barack’s family tree, and he happened to share the same blood type and a similar appearance with Barack.

Barack wanted two girls. He was terrified of having a man in his household, and terrified of any “girly things” and “sissy dogs” because these brought back memories of Berry. But Michelle wanted a boy and a girl. After long discussions, they compromised and had two girls.

In 2006 Barack saw his doctor in Hawaii and secured his silence about the girls by granting the doctor the lifetime position as Minister of Health to the Most Magnificient O Himself, and if he became the President any position in his cabinet would be open to the doctor.

Close to election day, Barack realized people demanded to see his medical records. With no other options, Barack asked his doctor to write him a note which he gave to the principal in charge of the records, hoping that a doctor’s note of good health was enough. It was, and Barack thought McCain was stupid to open his 1000s of pages of medical records. We the people will never see any nominee’s medical records, Obama made that clear with his doctor’s note.

Barack was furious about demands to see his real birth certificate because his digital copy was “not proof of anything”. Shortly before election day, Barack flew to Hawaii to purchase the hospital he was born in and donated it to his doctor. Financing was provided by Valery Jaret, his wealthy mentor, supporter, close friend, and the queen of politics in Chicago. She would be BFF Advisor to the President and in charge of Chicago Olympics 2016 as a reward.

The “official birth certificate” was provided after Barack promised to include the doctor as an uncle in the family, with the Lincoln Bedroom as his private quarters. The doctor wanted to be closer to his children if he was to keep his mouth shut.

On December 1, the doctor sold his home in Hawaii and flew to Chicago. His cell phone and credit card records indicate he used them at the O’Hare International. But no one has seen or heard of him and no activity has been recorded in his accounts since then. Barack has reported the doctor as a missing person and there is a large reward for his safe return. With the doctor missing, the White House was large enough to allow the mother-in-law of the President to move in as a 24/7 babysitter.

President Obama is clearly worried about the upcoming court case, and his hair is turning white.

A simple DNA test would solve this case. But here is the next problem: If the people elected a male President but it turns out he was born as a girl baby, what does the US Constitution say about that?


6 posted on 10/06/2009 4:34:25 PM PDT by newsbird
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