Man's penis saved after getting stuck in dumbbell ring

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[Chet 99]

n a case of do-it-yourself male enhancement gone awry, a local man had to be hospitalized after a metal dumbbell ring became stuck on his penis and caused the organ to swell to five times its normal size, authorities report.

The incident, first reported by the Daily Pilot, began with the man’s ill-conceived attempt to enlarge his penis and ended Tuesday in a Newport Beach hospital room, where rescuers sawed the ring away and spared the man’s member.

Keith Jones, deputy fire chief in Costa Mesa, said the ring had been stuck below the belt for as many as three days, and that the man initially resisted treatment. “This was a patient that was obviously having some other issues,” Jones said.

The man, described as middle-aged, eventually relented and allowed city urban rescue experts to remove the ring in a two-hour, ultra-delicate procedure involving a pneumatic chisel that sent sparks flying around the operating room, Jones said.

[JimmyMc]

No picures, please!!!

[Americanwolf]

another “Hold Muh Beer” moment

[The Sons of Liberty]

... in a jar of formaldehyde?

[Corin Stormhands]

Hey buddy, can you spot me?

[CA Conservative]

Okay, now for the question everyone is dying to ask - did it stay 5x larger afterward? LOL

[Frantzie]

Hey Chet - is there a pitbull involved in this story in anyway?

[wardaddy]

a metal dumbbell ring became stuck on his penis and caused the organ to swell to five times its normal size

Mrs Wardaddy was curious as to where these particular dumbells can be purchased Chet. Any idea?

[Boogieman]

Sounds like he was attempting a do-it-yourself “foreskin restoration”, rather than penis enlargement as the article implies.

[nmh]

THREE DAYS of A huge penis!!!!

Sparks flying around while they tried to get it off his member.

Was his mate worth it?

[nufsed]

My penis once swelled to 3 times and I passed out from loss of blood to the brain.

[The_Media_never_lie]

Mrs Wardaddy was curious as to where these particular dumbells can be purchased Chet. Any idea?

These dumbells cannot be purchased, but are apparently born every day in America.

[raybbr]

Any bets as to whether the editor tried as hard as possible to get “dumbbell” in the title?

[ReneeLynn]

The bigger they are the harder they fall. *clunk*

[dforest]

Dim bulb attaches dumbbell to little filament.

[nmh]

Excerpt:

The man’s condition isn’t known, but Jones said it appeared he remained fully intact. “I know (rescuers) felt that what they had to do, they did it effectively,” he said.

Contact the writer: 949-553-2921 or joverley@ocregister.com

(For further information!)

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[al baby]

So I knew this Rabbi, he would save the forskins dry them and make wallets out of them

You rub them they turn into suitcases

[GSWarrior]

That guys nuts.

[avacado]

While definitely a dangerous endeavor, amazing results can be
achieved with the dumbbell ring.

[Americanwolf]

This is one of the cleanest dirty joke threads in a long time :)

[wardaddy]

they can even get elected to Congress

[wastedyears]

Leno made a joke out of this last night, pretty funny.

[aruanan]

Man's penis saved after getting stuck in dumbbell ring

That's not how you practice the clean and jerk technique.

[txroadkill]

Can somebody explain to me why we are against death panels?

[right way right]

What is a dumbell ring?

[outhousepatrol]

So, he goes off half cocked, invents this pubic hair brained scheme, and ends up quintuple sized for a short period of time.

What a country!

[crymeariver]

I was shocked at Leno’s joke. He said the man didn’t remove the ring for three days because after a day his P turned black and he saw that as a sign that it was working. Leno then turned to his black band leader and said “is that a racist joke?” The band leader replied “we dont mind that kind of racist joke”...very funny buy just imagine if that joke was said by a Republican or conservative comedian.

[MrDem]

to remove the ring in a two-hour, ultra-delicate procedure involving a pneumatic chisel that sent sparks flying around the operating room, Jones said. That was dumb. A dremel tool with a small carbide wheel would have done the job in minutes.

[La Lydia]

“This was a patient that was obviously having some other issues.”

[RexBeach]

“Hold mah beer.”

[tumblindice]

“a pneumatic chisel that sent sparks flying around the operating room”

When I hit the ground you could hear the sound
And see the sparks a country mile.
End over end I began to spin
But the ball started runnin’ wild.
But it was too late as I met my fate
And the ball started gettin’ hot.
But through the sparks and the flame I knew that the claim
Of the Master of Sparks was gone.

Anyone who has never pulled a boner, cast the first stone.

[Nervous Tick]

>> What is a dumbell ring?

That’s what Donald Trump gave Marla Maples.

[libh8er]

My penis once swelled to 3 times and I passed out from loss of blood to the brain.

Mine will do it at normal size if I don't keep it artificially compressed.

[earlJam]

Dumbells?

Maybe he was getting conditioned for a PowerBall championship.

[tflabo]

Dumbells to dumballs. Call it the ‘Atlas Shag’.

[right way right]

LOL! She is blond too as I remember.

[SWAMPSNIPER]

An acetylene cutting torch would have been faster!

[Yo-Yo]

Maybe he was training to be a one-armed Violinist?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tD1Cl1L8WFQ

[downtownconservative]

Yeah, but a dremel would have heated the metal more than a chisel. I’m sure that’s why they proceeded as they did.

What’s that condition warned about in the Viagra ads...that can lead to permanent damage? Wouldn’t this be much worse? Could the guy even take a leak? Just wondering.

[Americanwolf]

I would really hate to be the poor guy when the circulation returns and he regains feeling in his friend.... the pins and needles would be terrible after 3 days...

[dragonblustar]

No picures, please!!!

Kill joy!!!

[Political Junkie Too]

What is a dumbell ring?

I'm guessing here... but it may either be the hole in the middle of a free weight, or it is the ring that locks the free weight onto the bar.

-PJ

[outhousepatrol]

My brother, when he was about 10, would sneak around with his friends, and window peek.

People drunk, fighting, the usual domestic stuff.

There was a local bait shop, the owner was a switch hitter, married, but he did like guys as well. Also, according to my brother, he was “fish lover.”

He kept a large tank full of chubs and other bait fish for sale. ONE TANK HELD LARGE TRAINED CARP.

According to my brother, he wood strip naked, put dough ball on his “member”, and GO FISHING! lol

One winter a large storm caused severe power outages. The highly trained carp froze to death!

[right way right]

? Had to google.

http://gymgems.com/Merchant5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=GG&Product_Code=G04&Category_Code=7R

[fivecatsandadog]

bolony

[tflabo]

[6SJ7]

The man, described as middle-aged, eventually relented and allowed city urban rescue experts to remove the ring in a two-hour, ultra-delicate procedure involving a pneumatic chisel that sent sparks flying around the operating room, Jones said.

"I said, call Dr. House; not This Old House!"

[AngelesCrestHighway]

“....caused the organ to swell to five times its normal size,....”

Looks like he got his male enhancement!

[Political Junkie Too]

Thanks! Was I wrong!! It's literally a finger ring in the shape of a dumbbell.

-PJ

[netmilsmom]

I have to tell you. That video made me laugh harder than I have in a long time. Thanks!