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Bizarre creature born with features of man and goat
The Daily Telegraph ^ | Sept. 28, 2009

Posted on 09/28/2009 3:22:20 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY

YOU'VE seen them as mythical beasts in the Chronicles of Narnia - now a village has been left shellshocked after the birth of a bizarre faun-like creature with the combined features of a man and a goat.

Bild reports the goat, which died just a few hours after birth in Lower Gweru, Zimbabwe, had a huge head and face which resembled a human as well as goat legs and a tail.

Villagers said the end product was so scary even dogs were afraid to go close to it. They burned the corpse fearing it was an evil sign.

"This is indeed a miracle that has never been witnessed anywhere," elder Themba Moyo said.

The goat's owner called police after the birth.

"It’s the first time that my goat did this. I have 15 goats and it’s this goat that gave me birth to most of them. My goats often give birth to sets of twins," he said.

The Zimbabwe Guardian reports that Midlands Governor and Resident Minister Jason Machaya is adamant the creature is the result of a coupling between man and goat.


(Excerpt) Read more at dailytelegraph.com.au ...


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bubblehead; deformities; goat; goats; zimbabwe

1 posted on 09/28/2009 3:22:21 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Oh. Dear.

It never even had time to say, “Daaa-—aaa—aaaaad”!


2 posted on 09/28/2009 3:24:24 PM PDT by Winstons Julia (Europe stole my vegetables!)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

They’ve got nothing on us. We have a guy who was born in Kenya and Hawaii at the same time.


3 posted on 09/28/2009 3:24:58 PM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Anybody else think that looks like Homer Simpson?


4 posted on 09/28/2009 3:25:19 PM PDT by dawn53
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To: Free ThinkerNY

5 posted on 09/28/2009 3:26:16 PM PDT by Retired Greyhound
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To: Free ThinkerNY
And "no" the hideous, evil GoatBoy here is not photoshopped:


6 posted on 09/28/2009 3:26:44 PM PDT by FormerACLUmember (When the past no longer illuminates the future, the spirit walks in darkness.)
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To: dawn53

Has Homer been to Zimbabwe recently?


7 posted on 09/28/2009 3:26:51 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY (Live Free Or Die)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
Any Muslims in Zimbabwe?

Just asking.

8 posted on 09/28/2009 3:27:54 PM PDT by Joiseydude (I'd rather die on my feet, than live on my knees. Live free or die.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY; dragonblustar

“The Zimbabwe Guardian reports “

A trusted source indeed. LOL

Looks like a baby Chupacabra!

Crypto ping.


9 posted on 09/28/2009 3:28:24 PM PDT by dynachrome (I am Jim Thompson!)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
THIS cracks me up: "This is indeed a miracle that has never been witnessed anywhere," elder Themba Moyo said. The goat's owner called police after the birth

in other words: "this was SUCH a miracle; we called the police."

10 posted on 09/28/2009 3:29:05 PM PDT by ZinGirl
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To: Slings and Arrows

I wonder if someone from West Virginia was in the area just before the goat became pregnant.


11 posted on 09/28/2009 3:29:38 PM PDT by KoRn (Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
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To: dynachrome

Those Chupacabras sure get around.


12 posted on 09/28/2009 3:29:44 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY (Live Free Or Die)
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To: dawn53

First thought I had was ..... Homer Simpson


13 posted on 09/28/2009 3:29:51 PM PDT by Vicki (Washington State where anyone can vote .... illegals, non-residents, dead people, dogs, felons)
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To: dynachrome; Quix

ping


14 posted on 09/28/2009 3:30:32 PM PDT by ConservativeMan55
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To: Free ThinkerNY

***The Zimbabwe Guardian reports that Midlands Governor and Resident Minister Jason Machaya is adamant the creature is the result of a coupling between man and goat.**

Isn’t it genetically impossible for this to occur?


15 posted on 09/28/2009 3:30:52 PM PDT by sodpoodle (Never give up- Keep Up!!!)
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To: FormerACLUmember

You’d think the Congressman from Hollywood would have a friend who could steer him to a good plastic surgeon!


16 posted on 09/28/2009 3:31:09 PM PDT by Arthur McGowan (In Edward Kennedy’s America, federal funding of brothels is a right, not a privilege.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Doh.... that a baby goat with fluid on the brain.


17 posted on 09/28/2009 3:31:21 PM PDT by Popman (Am I still a racist if I disgree with Obama white half ???)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Born in Iraq?


18 posted on 09/28/2009 3:31:45 PM PDT by calex59 (FUBO, we want our constitution back and we intend to get it!)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Life imitates SNL.

19 posted on 09/28/2009 3:31:53 PM PDT by x
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To: Free ThinkerNY
Has Mr. Garrison been to Africa lately?


20 posted on 09/28/2009 3:32:37 PM PDT by BBell
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Was former President Clinton down that a way and no women around? Just wonderin’


21 posted on 09/28/2009 3:34:07 PM PDT by GLH3IL (Slainte Mhath)
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To: FormerACLUmember

>> And “no” the hideous, evil GoatBoy here is not photoshopped ...

GoatBoy is even more hideous in person - I came face to face with him just before the crowning of O’Bama in Denver. He’s tiny - probably not much over 5’ tall. His wife is just as scary.


22 posted on 09/28/2009 3:34:18 PM PDT by QBFimi2 (Ve are the New World Order; ve bring to the world dis-order. Spike Jones, 1943.)
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To: yefragetuwrabrumuy

LOL!
He’s also black and white, a liar and a “half-truther” and I STRONGLY SUSPECT that under careful inspection of his scalp, one would find a birthmark resembling 666.


23 posted on 09/28/2009 3:37:47 PM PDT by Muzzle_em (BO STINKS! CONGRESS REEKS!)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
"The Zimbabwe Guardian reports that Midlands Governor and Resident Minister Jason Machaya is adamant the creature is the result of a coupling between man and goat."

I'd say this guy knows the owner of the goat well enough to be dogmatic in his statement

24 posted on 09/28/2009 3:38:15 PM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true)
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To: FormerACLUmember

To borrow a line from “Predator,”

“You are one ugly MF!”


25 posted on 09/28/2009 3:38:56 PM PDT by Muzzle_em (BO STINKS! CONGRESS REEKS!)
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To: Winstons Julia

LOL!


26 posted on 09/28/2009 3:41:18 PM PDT by Mama Shawna
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To: Free ThinkerNY
Reminds me of:


27 posted on 09/28/2009 3:42:49 PM PDT by VoiceOfBruck (Always be a good boy, don't ever play with guns)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
It's happened before ....

PhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucket

28 posted on 09/28/2009 3:46:24 PM PDT by SkyDancer ('Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not..' ~ Thomas Jefferson)
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To: FormerACLUmember


Separated at Birth?
29 posted on 09/28/2009 3:49:32 PM PDT by Kozak (USA 7/4/1776 to 1/20/2009 Reqiescat in Pace)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
Midlands Governor and Resident Minister Jason Machaya is adamant the creature is the result of a coupling between man and goat.

and they'd know... they're prolly related

30 posted on 09/28/2009 3:52:07 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist *DTOM* -ww- I AM JIM THOMPSON!)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Child of Eliot Spitzer? Hugh Hefner?


31 posted on 09/28/2009 3:53:56 PM PDT by kabar
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To: yefragetuwrabrumuy
To say nothing of....


32 posted on 09/28/2009 3:56:24 PM PDT by xp38
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To: x

Goat boy had to be close to the least funny thing SNL has ever done. And that’s quite a feat.


33 posted on 09/28/2009 3:56:37 PM PDT by mysterio
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To: FormerACLUmember

Great post! Every time I look at that photo I wonder howinell someone like that can have so much congressional influence.


34 posted on 09/28/2009 4:02:41 PM PDT by From The Deer Stand
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To: xp38

35 posted on 09/28/2009 4:04:22 PM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.....)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

It’s a poor deformed hydrocephalatic goat. Get over your case of vapours, Mr. goat herder.


36 posted on 09/28/2009 4:05:57 PM PDT by CalvaryJohn (What is keeping that damned asteroid?)
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To: From The Deer Stand

The evil Waxman has been quietly massively destroying the US.


37 posted on 09/28/2009 4:06:29 PM PDT by FormerACLUmember (When the past no longer illuminates the future, the spirit walks in darkness.)
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To: mysterio
Goat boy had to be close to the least funny thing SNL has ever done. And that’s quite a feat.

The concept was kind of funny, though they muffed the execution. The sketches went on too long.

Jim Breuer is a pain in general, but was Goat Boy really worse than Chris Kattan's "Mango," or Jan Hooks and Nora Dunn's lounge singers, or Will Farrell and Rachel Dratch as "Lovers," or Phil Hartman's "Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer"?

38 posted on 09/28/2009 4:18:02 PM PDT by x
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To: Free ThinkerNY

bump


39 posted on 09/28/2009 4:21:58 PM PDT by dangerdoc
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To: x
That was Breuer? I forgot that. I love his stuff and find his stand up hilarious.

And "Mango" is the least funny thing I can think of that I ever saw on that show.
40 posted on 09/28/2009 4:48:29 PM PDT by mysterio
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To: Free ThinkerNY
The Men Who Stare at Goats
41 posted on 09/28/2009 4:56:34 PM PDT by rabidralph (http://www.thealaskafundtrust.com/ http://www.sarahpac.com)
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To: x

Yes


42 posted on 09/28/2009 4:58:40 PM PDT by dangus (I am JimThompson)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

ZImbabwe: Where the men are men and the goats are scared.


43 posted on 09/28/2009 6:08:30 PM PDT by krogers58
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Eraserhead


44 posted on 09/28/2009 6:51:52 PM PDT by ozark hilljilly (Ignore us at your peril.)
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To: ConservativeMan55

Hmmmmmmm

Who knows . . . Am not a great fan of such critters.

Time will tell who’s been monkeying around with what.


45 posted on 09/28/2009 8:29:15 PM PDT by Quix (POL Ldrs quotes fm1900 2 presnt: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2130557/posts?page=81#81)
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To: KoRn

Now we know where to find Osama bin Laden.


46 posted on 09/28/2009 10:01:16 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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