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The "Buy Gold" Sales Pitches...
Me, Myself & I | Maclogo

Posted on 09/28/2009 3:30:09 PM PDT by maclogo

Many gold companies use this ending line in their advertisements: "Gold has Never been worth Zero."

Is that really the best ending sales pitch they could come up with?

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: advertising; gold; pitch; price
So if I buy $1000.00 worth of Gold, I'm guaranteed it will never lose more than $999.99. That's Very comforting. lol.
1 posted on 09/28/2009 3:30:09 PM PDT by maclogo
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To: maclogo

the time to buy was a few years ago...or even a few months ago...too high now.


2 posted on 09/28/2009 3:32:00 PM PDT by Vaquero ("an armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
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To: maclogo

Does the name Bernie Maddoff mean anything?


3 posted on 09/28/2009 3:32:10 PM PDT by Sawdring
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To: maclogo

You pay to buy it (say a certificate, not the real thing) and you pay to sell it. If you had the real stuff what could you do with it? Say the dollar was worth zero. How do you value a chunk of gold against a loaf of bread? Who would then determine value? The grocer could say, “Ok, that’ll cost ya a chunk of gold” .... an ounce ... a quarter ounce? Carry a scale around with you?


4 posted on 09/28/2009 3:33:11 PM PDT by SkyDancer ('Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not..' ~ Thomas Jefferson)
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To: maclogo
"Gold: When you already have enough food, lead, and copper."


Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

5 posted on 09/28/2009 3:33:52 PM PDT by The Comedian (Evil can only succeed if good men don't point at it and laugh.)
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To: maclogo

Gold is a hedge, and should be treated as such.


6 posted on 09/28/2009 3:34:30 PM PDT by BGHater ("real price of every thing ... is the toil and trouble of acquiring it")
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To: maclogo

Once everyone starts talking something up, your window of opportunity for large returns is likely gone. Best thing you could do at this point is invest in a metal detector and hope you stumble on a hiddden treasure like the guy in England did.


7 posted on 09/28/2009 3:35:21 PM PDT by edpc (Spay and neuter your liberals)
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To: maclogo

There is only one way to “make” money with gold ... lease it to others. Gold still buys the same things that it bought hundreds / thousands of years ago. The currency ratio to gold may change. It may take more dollars or euros to buy an ounce of gold but if you factor it backwards, how much gold is a loaf of bread or a house or whatever, you will find that through out history, the price of goods relative to gold has remained the same.

If inflation causes gold to “go up” ... what you are really seeing is the value of the currency “going down”.


8 posted on 09/28/2009 3:36:09 PM PDT by taxcontrol
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To: maclogo

It convinces the gullible.


9 posted on 09/28/2009 3:36:15 PM PDT by arrogantsob
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To: Vaquero

I’m not talking about buying or not buying Gold. I’m talking about the sales pitch these companies are using to Sell it.

I’m thinking they might want to “Rethink” that.


10 posted on 09/28/2009 3:38:57 PM PDT by maclogo (Think Logically ((It really ticks off the Liberals))
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To: SkyDancer
You pay to buy it (say a certificate, not the real thing) and you pay to sell it. If you had the real stuff what could you do with it? Say the dollar was worth zero. How do you value a chunk of gold against a loaf of bread? Who would then determine value? The grocer could say, “Ok, that’ll cost ya a chunk of gold” .... an ounce ... a quarter ounce? Carry a scale around with you?

I'm sure there are gold bugs out there who can refute those arguements (or try) but those are the exact reasons I haven't bought gold.

11 posted on 09/28/2009 3:39:32 PM PDT by pgkdan ( I miss Ronald Reagan!)
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To: taxcontrol

The price of gold relative to other commodities has changed continually throughout history. It is impossible for it not to have changed particularly since the ratios between the other commodities are not constants. Technological changes in the production processes guarantees changes in those ratios and in the value of gold/metals.


12 posted on 09/28/2009 3:40:42 PM PDT by arrogantsob
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To: Vaquero

Too high now? If Iran attacks Israel or vice versa you will see how much higher gold can go. Same thing for oil...


13 posted on 09/28/2009 3:42:49 PM PDT by Russ (Repeal the 17th amendment)
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To: arrogantsob

“It convinces the gullible.”

It’s really a sad state when a company thinks more of their Customers are Gullible, than Not.


14 posted on 09/28/2009 3:42:57 PM PDT by maclogo (Think Logically ((It really ticks off the Liberals))
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To: SkyDancer

I fear that we may learn the practical answer to your question.


15 posted on 09/28/2009 3:50:25 PM PDT by tired1 (When the Devil eats you there's only one way out.)
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To: maclogo
Lead will be worth more than gold; if things get that bad.
16 posted on 09/28/2009 3:53:28 PM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (Just say no to Soylent Green health care)
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To: SkyDancer
If you had the real stuff what could you do with it? Say the dollar was worth zero. How do you value a chunk of gold against a loaf of bread? Who would then determine value? The grocer could say, “Ok, that’ll cost ya a chunk of gold” .... an ounce ... a quarter ounce? Carry a scale around with you?

That, plus the fact that a very small amount of gold has a lot of value (relative to the dollar), is why I like silver. To be precise, pre-1964 90% US silver coins. Most everyone is familiar with them. They are very easily traded at multiples of face value, currently right around 11.7 to 1. People always need a medium of exchange and I believe that at sometime in the future they will be referenced in silver and cartridges. For example, 8 22LR rounds = 1 silver US dime.

17 posted on 09/28/2009 3:55:11 PM PDT by atomic_dog
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To: maclogo

In terms of gullible customers, almost every gold commercial is “head & shoulders” above the ExtenZe commercials. Viagra and Cialis is only slightly better - BLEECH!


18 posted on 09/28/2009 3:55:14 PM PDT by SES1066 (Cycling to conserve, Conservative to save, Saving to Retire, will Retire to Cycle.)
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To: maclogo

Gullibility and ignorance are part and parcel of the appeal of gold as a monetary instrument. False monetary history and false views of the monetary system are also important.

These companies take advantage of people’s dissatisfaction and distrust of government hence, all the ads on “conservative” media. Gold is pretty though and is particularly charming adorning beautiful women.


19 posted on 09/28/2009 3:55:20 PM PDT by arrogantsob
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To: tired1

I wonder what the sizes would be for say 1,5,10 dollars. Would inflation be so high that 100 dollars would be the lowest denomination - then how small or large would your chunk of gold have to be???


20 posted on 09/28/2009 3:55:49 PM PDT by SkyDancer ('Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not..' ~ Thomas Jefferson)
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To: maclogo
So if I buy $1000.00 worth of Gold, I'm guaranteed it will never lose more than $999.99. That's Very comforting. lol.

I guess it would be in comparison to paper which can hit zero. Then the .01¢ of gold would be very valuable.
21 posted on 09/28/2009 3:56:24 PM PDT by Redhd2
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To: HereInTheHeartland
Lead will be worth more than gold; if things get that bad.

False. lead will never be as scarce as gold.

22 posted on 09/28/2009 3:58:45 PM PDT by Misterioso (The uncontested absurdities of today are the accepted slogans of tomorrow. -- Ayn Rand)
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To: atomic_dog

I’ll bet we’d go to what you say ...bullets for bread .... wonder what one 30-30 round would get me ....


23 posted on 09/28/2009 4:00:15 PM PDT by SkyDancer ('Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not..' ~ Thomas Jefferson)
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To: Redhd2

At that point one round of ammunition would be the best value.


24 posted on 09/28/2009 4:00:38 PM PDT by pfflier
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To: Vaquero
the time to buy was a few years ago...or even a few months ago...too high now.

Unless it goes to $2000.

25 posted on 09/28/2009 4:01:06 PM PDT by SampleMan (No one should die on a gov. waiting list., or go broke because the gov. has dictated their salary.)
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To: SkyDancer

I carry a 100,000 ruble note (circa 1996) to show people what can happen to a currency gone crazy. At that time it was worth about $20 US.

Five years prior 100 rubles/month was a decent pensioner’s payment. In 1996, 100 rubles was the price of a plastic bag in a grocery store in Moscow.


26 posted on 09/28/2009 4:04:31 PM PDT by tired1 (When the Devil eats you there's only one way out.)
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To: maclogo

I’ve wondered about that stupid statement too. Gold can certainly be worth a lot less than what you paid for it.

That very thing happened to a friend of mine back in the ‘70’s when the “buy gold Krugerrands” thing was the rage.
He sunk every spare cent he had into them, as it turned out, right at the peak value. Shortly after, the price of gold started dropping and he ended up losing a bunch.

I wonder why all these brokers owning gold “skyrocketing in value” are so eager to sell it for US Dollars “plummeting in value”. Why don’t they hang onto their gold?


27 posted on 09/28/2009 4:06:42 PM PDT by Zman516 (socialists & muslims -- satan's useful idiots.)
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To: SkyDancer
wonder what one 30-30 round would get me

You'd probably be better off "investing" your 30-30 round. Kill a deer and make jerky and trade the jerky.

28 posted on 09/28/2009 4:09:57 PM PDT by atomic_dog
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To: atomic_dog

Don’t think my apartment owner would care for me to dress out a deer in the shower ...LOL


29 posted on 09/28/2009 4:11:22 PM PDT by SkyDancer ('Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not..' ~ Thomas Jefferson)
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To: Zman516
The gold I have seen has US stamped on it. I assume it come from the treasury's supply. So our gummint is selling gold, I presume to raise cash which it desperately needs. There may be some reason to have some of the gummint's gold instead of their paper money.

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30 posted on 09/28/2009 4:20:45 PM PDT by wastoute (translation of tag "Come and get them (bastards)" or "come get some")
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To: maclogo
It’s really a sad state when a company thinks more of their Customers are Gullible, than Not.

All marketers assume their target audience people are gullible. And to a great extent they are right. If they were wrong, there would be no such business as marketing.

31 posted on 09/28/2009 4:27:32 PM PDT by hinckley buzzard (truth--the liberal's kryptonite.)
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To: Zman516
He sunk every spare cent he had into them, as it turned out, right at the peak value. Shortly after, the price of gold started dropping and he ended up losing a bunch

Buy high sell low, eh? Great strategy. Bet it works for real estate too. Have to remember that.

32 posted on 09/28/2009 4:30:43 PM PDT by hinckley buzzard (truth--the liberal's kryptonite.)
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To: pfflier
At that point one round of ammunition would be the best value.

Chamber that round and you will be amazed at how much stuff you can get for free (I'm just kidding! I'm in a "bad joke" mood today)!

33 posted on 09/28/2009 4:35:25 PM PDT by OldMissileer (Atlas, Titan, Minuteman, PK. Winners of the Cold War)
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To: maclogo

I don’t trust any outfit that advertises as much as these folks do. Any company that blows as much of it’s cash on advertising as these do is suspect to me. Geico comes to mind—they are everywhere.


34 posted on 09/28/2009 4:42:16 PM PDT by taillightchaser (When a democrat says "The American people" you know the next words out of his mouth will be lies.)
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To: Vaquero

maybe... factor in the devalued dollar due to the printing of an extra $1 trillion... and the $700 last spring compared to $1000 now seems a bit low.

tack onto that the sudden drop of commercial loans (wait until next month) and the realization that 50% of home loans cannot be foreclosed on... and its about to get very ugly.

oh, and that’s before you add the bonus of reduced wages due to higher taxes and inflation.

i’ll take gold any day over that cute thing that use to be called the dollar (just call it $0.05 now)


35 posted on 09/28/2009 4:49:25 PM PDT by sten
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To: maclogo

I passed by a restaurant not too long ago that appears out of business. The marque outside said “Come on in, we’ve got killer seafood”. I thought perhaps that’s why they are no longer in business.


36 posted on 09/28/2009 4:55:51 PM PDT by snippy_about_it (Looking for our Sam Adams)
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To: maclogo
My post from this weekend on another thread:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2348718/posts?page=19#19

If you own a piece of paper that says you "own" gold, good luck with that if things go south or the government decides it won't let you have it. Believe me, they can do it.

The only way to "own" gold is to have physical possession of it.

37 posted on 09/28/2009 5:19:30 PM PDT by SkyPilot
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To: sten
I’ll take gold any day over that cute thing that use to be called the dollar (just call it $0.05 now).

In case anyone doubts, from the Minneapolis Fed Inflation Calculator:

What is a dollar worth?

Directions: Enter years as 4 digits (i.e. 1913) through 2009. Enter dollar amount without commas or $ sign in box on first line. Click Calculate button to compute dollar amount shown on second line.

If in (2009), I bought
goods or services for $1.00
then in (1913), the same
goods or services would cost $0.05
[The (not really) Federal Reserve was created in 1913.]

Also, so much for the idea that gold is "worthless" when the SHTF. One gram of gold gets you ten loaves of bread in today's Zimbabwe - google: zimbabwe gold for bread (That's about $5.00/per loaf!)

PRICE: $53.20 PRICE: $53.80

or




These may be a better bet in the USA: Survival Coins


38 posted on 09/28/2009 6:33:55 PM PDT by Tucson_AZ
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To: pfflier

Could be right there.


39 posted on 09/28/2009 6:47:00 PM PDT by Redhd2
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To: AdmSmith; Berosus; bigheadfred; Convert from ECUSA; dervish; Ernest_at_the_Beach; Fred Nerks; ...
:') Gold will hit $100 before $5000.
40 posted on 09/28/2009 8:19:09 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/__Since Jan 3, 2004__Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
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To: SkyDancer
.... wonder what one 30-30 round would get me ....

I'd bet it'd get you killed most likely.

What, you think the baker doesn't have a sawed off 12 gauge under the register?

41 posted on 09/28/2009 8:56:12 PM PDT by seowulf (Petraeus, cross the Rubicon.)
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To: maclogo

I aim to be long on coffee and toilet paper in case of emergency. I think those commodities would be good for bargaining :-)


42 posted on 09/28/2009 9:15:24 PM PDT by Cloverfarm (Where are we going, and why are we in a hand-basket?)
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To: SkyDancer

The question you pose becomes problematic even with NO inflation. Just secular increase in production causes it to become significant since the rate of increase in the world supply of precious metals is too low, <1.2% per yr since 1500, to match the economic growth rate of around 3%. It is worth noting that the 1.2% rate includes the tremendous hoards taken from the New World by the Spanish something never to be repeated.

Thus, a gold standard leds to permanent bias to slow growth and wars over money supply. These are among the principle reasons we will never see metal based money supplies barring a Mad Max world of the future.


43 posted on 09/28/2009 9:25:31 PM PDT by arrogantsob
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To: Misterioso

Value is not necessarily tied to scarcity.

If you can’t do something useful with a commodity, what is it really worth?

You can’t eat Gold.

If there is no one to trade with it is worthless for the time.

I do own both Gold and silver, but only in small easily traded denominations.


44 posted on 09/28/2009 9:32:28 PM PDT by SwedeBoy2
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To: seowulf

Per previous posts regarding trading rounds for food ... I wonder what I could trade a 30-30 round for ....


45 posted on 09/29/2009 8:43:26 AM PDT by SkyDancer ('Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not..' ~ Thomas Jefferson)
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To: SwedeBoy2; SkyDancer
There is a video from The Guardian site on the web, entitled Zimbabwe:Gold for Food. This extract says it all:

Zimbabwe - gold for breadMDC activist Sam Chakaipa returns to his village in rural Zimbabwe to find his friends and neighbours starving to death, reduced to panning gold powder from the rivers to exchange for food at an exorbitant rate ...

How it works is, they pan in the rivers for gold. Their currency is worthless. They use the gold to buy food, but get a rather bad deal, because of the collapse of the market and law and order in Zim. However, they do get some food - a dozen loaves of bread for a tiny little spec of gold.

Those that kept their money in cash, get nothing. Those that kept their money in gold, get to trade it as a currency.

46 posted on 09/29/2009 6:19:00 PM PDT by BlackVeil
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To: BlackVeil

These few people are fortunate and are exploiting a niche market where gold can be traded.

Can I take my 1 Oz. Mapleleaf down to the local Krogers to buy a pound of hamburger and some Buns? No.

Should the Starving Hoards from L.A. descend upon the American River in hopes of getting a few grains of dust?

Probably not a good Idea right now.

The Trade in gold dust is and has been mostly confined to Frontier Settlements.

If things get Really Bad, There is a possibility that Gold and Silver may be traded for goods, Until then it is a Hedge.


47 posted on 09/29/2009 6:52:30 PM PDT by SwedeBoy2
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To: maclogo

I think they are working the inference to something lime Enron or AIG or GM. Companies that were worth something once, but are not worth anything now.

It sounds like you have a functioning brain. Therefore, the pitch doesn’t work.

Gold is not an investment. Its a hedge against inflation. The stock market works the devaluation of the currency in as well—just not as directly. The stock market goes up, gold goes up and it takes more dollars to buy a commodity. If you own gold, in the end the “value” of the gold doesn’t change.


48 posted on 09/29/2009 6:56:36 PM PDT by Vermont Lt (Ein Volk, Ein Riech, Ein Ein.)
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To: Vaquero
A good saying....and one I've tried to adhere to:

When you think something can't go higher, it does. When you think something cannot go lower..it does.

49 posted on 09/29/2009 6:57:13 PM PDT by Osage Orange (A community organizer cannot bitch when communities organize..... - Rush Limbaugh)
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