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Cops: Man asks to be deported, can't afford US
hosted. ^ | Sep 29

Posted on 09/29/2009 8:20:43 AM PDT by JoeProBono

FRAMINGHAM, Mass. (AP) -- Police in Framingham, Mass., say an illegal immigrant from Guatemala entered a police station, told officers he had stolen another man's identity and asked to be deported because he could no longer make ends meet in America.

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TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: deported; illegalimmigrant

1 posted on 09/29/2009 8:20:43 AM PDT by JoeProBono
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To: JoeProBono

He probably just wants a free trip home to visit the relatives, and will be back in six months or so.


2 posted on 09/29/2009 8:21:35 AM PDT by dirtboy
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To: JoeProBono

Especially in Massachusetts...where everyone is already forced to buy healthcare...and 30,000 LEGAL immigrants lotst their healthcare coverage due to the socialist State healthcare budget deficit...coming soon to your neighborhood...forced healthcare payments, thousands in fines and imprisonment for not participating.


3 posted on 09/29/2009 8:26:09 AM PDT by jacknhoo (Luke 12:51. Think ye, that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, no; but separation.)
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To: JoeProBono

You know what Joe....I say if Zero keeps up this crap....he can deport me to Israel! I am hoping Israel can give me a job driving that really cool bulldozer!!


4 posted on 09/29/2009 8:26:33 AM PDT by Morgana ( Wir wollen nicht ein Forth Reich Obama!!!!)
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To: JoeProBono

Don’t let the door hit ya in the ass on the way out...


5 posted on 09/29/2009 8:26:35 AM PDT by RockinRight (9/12/09 - the day the sh*t hit the fan)
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To: RockinRight

Buy him a pair of boots and tell him this boots are made for walking, so start walking all the way back to your home town amigo


6 posted on 09/29/2009 8:29:52 AM PDT by shadeaud ("If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten." -- George Carlin)
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To: JoeProBono

Buh bye. Maybe I can get deported back to Europe. No UK though.


7 posted on 09/29/2009 8:32:05 AM PDT by Frantzie (Do we want ACORN running America's healthcare?)
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To: Morgana

8 posted on 09/29/2009 8:32:23 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: JoeProBono

im gonna try that


9 posted on 09/29/2009 8:38:56 AM PDT by skipper18
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To: JoeProBono

finally, famous for something besides the Heart Study and child molestation.


10 posted on 09/29/2009 8:42:59 AM PDT by the invisib1e hand ("Isn't the Golden Mean the secret to something," I parried? "Yes," Blue replied. "Mediocrity.")
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To: JoeProBono

Is it possible to harvest an organ from this man to pay for the ticket back home? They screw us while they are here, stealing our identities and using our emergency rooms for care, then they screw us on the trip back.

I want a viable organ taken out for some unfortunate, deserving person here.

Is that too much to ask?


11 posted on 09/29/2009 8:43:01 AM PDT by ConservativeMind (Liberals have an inability to value good character or to desire it for themselves.)
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Is it possible to harvest an organ from this man to pay for the ticket back home?

I'm sure Dr. Zeke has this all worked out.

Good citizen!

12 posted on 09/29/2009 8:48:44 AM PDT by the invisib1e hand ("Isn't the Golden Mean the secret to something," I parried? "Yes," Blue replied. "Mediocrity.")
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To: JoeProBono

Why doesn’t he just go to the nearest Guatemalan consulate? Surely they’d fall all over themselves to help out a poor compatriot?


13 posted on 09/29/2009 8:56:09 AM PDT by Moltke (DOPE will get you 4 to 8 in the Big House - HOPE will get you 4 to 8 in the White House.)
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To: JoeProBono

and so we owe him a trip home why?


14 posted on 09/29/2009 9:38:49 AM PDT by Beowulf9
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To: Beowulf9

I say the US owes him some free swimming lessons.


15 posted on 09/29/2009 10:11:54 AM PDT by carolina71
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To: dirtboy

Why, doesn’t he remember how he got here? Just do the reverse, maybe he can even get his money back from ACORN.


16 posted on 09/29/2009 10:24:19 AM PDT by RetSignman (Townhalls ..."We have seen the Patriots and they are us")
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To: JoeProBono

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH the fun I could have with it too!

I can see the headlines on an Israeli Newspaper too!

American-Israeli Woman Goes Bonkers on Bulldozer!

Gaza Strip, An American-Israeli woman reportedly went bonkers while doing her job bulldozing suspect terrorist homes in the Gaza strip. Instead of doing just the suspected homes, it is reported the woman did the entire Gaza Strip leaving the place leveled. The name of this woman is unknown at this time, only that she was deported from America by Barack Hussein Obama. Israeli troops made no attempts to stop the woman as she leveled the Gaza strip. Israel has since put the woman in hiding and many Jews are hailing her as a heroine.


17 posted on 09/29/2009 11:35:46 AM PDT by Morgana
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To: Morgana

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18 posted on 09/29/2009 11:37:37 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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