Posted on 09/29/2009 8:20:43 AM PDT by JoeProBono
FRAMINGHAM, Mass. (AP) -- Police in Framingham, Mass., say an illegal immigrant from Guatemala entered a police station, told officers he had stolen another man's identity and asked to be deported because he could no longer make ends meet in America.
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He probably just wants a free trip home to visit the relatives, and will be back in six months or so.
Especially in Massachusetts...where everyone is already forced to buy healthcare...and 30,000 LEGAL immigrants lotst their healthcare coverage due to the socialist State healthcare budget deficit...coming soon to your neighborhood...forced healthcare payments, thousands in fines and imprisonment for not participating.
You know what Joe....I say if Zero keeps up this crap....he can deport me to Israel! I am hoping Israel can give me a job driving that really cool bulldozer!!
Don’t let the door hit ya in the ass on the way out...
Buy him a pair of boots and tell him this boots are made for walking, so start walking all the way back to your home town amigo
Buh bye. Maybe I can get deported back to Europe. No UK though.

im gonna try that
finally, famous for something besides the Heart Study and child molestation.
Is it possible to harvest an organ from this man to pay for the ticket back home? They screw us while they are here, stealing our identities and using our emergency rooms for care, then they screw us on the trip back.
I want a viable organ taken out for some unfortunate, deserving person here.
Is that too much to ask?
I'm sure Dr. Zeke has this all worked out.
Good citizen!
Why doesn’t he just go to the nearest Guatemalan consulate? Surely they’d fall all over themselves to help out a poor compatriot?
and so we owe him a trip home why?
I say the US owes him some free swimming lessons.
Why, doesn’t he remember how he got here? Just do the reverse, maybe he can even get his money back from ACORN.
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH the fun I could have with it too!
I can see the headlines on an Israeli Newspaper too!
American-Israeli Woman Goes Bonkers on Bulldozer!
Gaza Strip, An American-Israeli woman reportedly went bonkers while doing her job bulldozing suspect terrorist homes in the Gaza strip. Instead of doing just the suspected homes, it is reported the woman did the entire Gaza Strip leaving the place leveled. The name of this woman is unknown at this time, only that she was deported from America by Barack Hussein Obama. Israeli troops made no attempts to stop the woman as she leveled the Gaza strip. Israel has since put the woman in hiding and many Jews are hailing her as a heroine.
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