Skip to comments.Passed out vodka lover comes to sporting lewd tattoo
Posted on 10/06/2009 8:44:15 AM PDT by llevrok
A 27-year-old man from northern Sweden has certain regrets about drinking a full bottle of vodka after waking up the morning after with a six inch penis tattooed on his leg, newspaper Aftonbladet reports.
The man with the obscene tattoo, identified only as Joel, recalls little of the evening that led to the ink-filled art attack.
"The last thing I remember is leaving my apartment," he told Aftonbladet.
But friends were soon able to fill him in on all the gory details of a raucous May evening in Umeå.
After hitting one of the town's nightspots, the group headed for a hamburger joint where Joel waxed lyrical about a tattoo of a mustache on a companion's finger. With a belly full of booze and an eye for adventure, he announced to all present that he too would like to get himself a drunken tattoo.
Little did he know that the next booth was occupied by a tattoo artist, who immediately expressed an interest in fulfilling Joel's wish just as long as he was given free rein to express himself fully on the drunk man's limbs.
Joel and a friend subsequently took off with the stranger in a taxi. But despite waking up with an x-rated leg, Joel said he felt no anger toward the dirty-minded doodler.
"I found out afterwards who it was. He works at a studio here. But I went along with it, he didn't exactly force me."
Joel said he was initially worried what his mother would think, adding that he did not bathe in public at all this summer.
If you are going to get a tattoo of a male appendage, you might want to get one longer than 6 inches.
Calling Lorena Bobbit.
Not that I’ve ever had this happen to me ping
He had better be careful. If he wears shorts that expose the tattoo he could be charged with false advertising.
Yeah I thought about getting a 1:1 self-portrait of mine tattooed on my leg but there wasn’t enough room.
... and 1/2 inch in diameter
Drunk. Sometimes, it's not good for you.
“But it’s a real beauty, A Mexican cutie, how it got here I haven’t a clue”
I think I have a love connection for him.
This is what happens when you have no culture or morality, sheeple like this let governments become tyrannies.
Somewhere a mother is crying............
The guitar player in my band many moons ago was very upset that I drew similar things on him when he passed out on the front porch floor of our singer’s cottage. During the day mind you. I felt bad and said I wouldn’t draw on him again. So the next time he did it, I glued 100 cotton balls to his face, gave him a corn cob pipe, a button nose, and oh you know the song.
Nope. This is what happens when you have idiots for friends
Better than having a leg tattoo’d on your penis.
No, this is what happens after you drink a bottle of vodka.
TATTOOED FREEPER BAR & GRILLE and TRAILER PARK PING!!!
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