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Passed out vodka lover comes to sporting lewd tattoo
The Local (Sweden( ^ | 10/5/09

Posted on 10/06/2009 8:44:15 AM PDT by llevrok

A 27-year-old man from northern Sweden has certain regrets about drinking a full bottle of vodka after waking up the morning after with a six inch penis tattooed on his leg, newspaper Aftonbladet reports.

The man with the obscene tattoo, identified only as Joel, recalls little of the evening that led to the ink-filled art attack.

"The last thing I remember is leaving my apartment," he told Aftonbladet.

But friends were soon able to fill him in on all the gory details of a raucous May evening in Umeå.

After hitting one of the town's nightspots, the group headed for a hamburger joint where Joel waxed lyrical about a tattoo of a mustache on a companion's finger. With a belly full of booze and an eye for adventure, he announced to all present that he too would like to get himself a drunken tattoo.

Little did he know that the next booth was occupied by a tattoo artist, who immediately expressed an interest in fulfilling Joel's wish just as long as he was given free rein to express himself fully on the drunk man's limbs.

Joel and a friend subsequently took off with the stranger in a taxi. But despite waking up with an x-rated leg, Joel said he felt no anger toward the dirty-minded doodler.

"I found out afterwards who it was. He works at a studio here. But I went along with it, he didn't exactly force me."

Joel said he was initially worried what his mother would think, adding that he did not bathe in public at all this summer.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: holdmuhbeer; napl; tattoo; vodka
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1 posted on 10/06/2009 8:44:16 AM PDT by llevrok
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To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro

Oh boy...


2 posted on 10/06/2009 8:44:51 AM PDT by bamahead (Avoid self-righteousness like the devil- nothing is so self-blinding. -- B.H. Liddell Hart)
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To: Slings and Arrows

If you are going to get a tattoo of a male appendage, you might want to get one longer than 6 inches.


3 posted on 10/06/2009 8:45:34 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (There is no truth in the Pravda Media.)
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To: llevrok

Calling Lorena Bobbit.


4 posted on 10/06/2009 8:46:06 AM PDT by AxelPaulsenJr (Please God Save The United States From Barack Hussein Al-Obama. Amen.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Not that I’ve ever had this happen to me ping


5 posted on 10/06/2009 8:46:41 AM PDT by llevrok (As a matter of fact, yes I DO care if Jimmy cracks corn !)
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To: llevrok
A 27-year-old man from northern Sweden has certain regrets about drinking a full bottle of vodka after waking up the morning after with a six inch penis tattooed on his leg, newspaper Aftonbladet reports.

He had better be careful. If he wears shorts that expose the tattoo he could be charged with false advertising.

6 posted on 10/06/2009 8:47:00 AM PDT by VRWCmember
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To: a fool in paradise

Yeah I thought about getting a 1:1 self-portrait of mine tattooed on my leg but there wasn’t enough room.


7 posted on 10/06/2009 8:47:03 AM PDT by Callahan
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To: a fool in paradise

... and 1/2 inch in diameter


8 posted on 10/06/2009 8:47:17 AM PDT by Blueflag (Res ipsa loquitur)
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To: llevrok

Drunk. Sometimes, it's not good for you.

9 posted on 10/06/2009 8:50:22 AM PDT by Pistolshot (Brevity: Saying a lot, while saying very little.)
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To: llevrok

“But it’s a real beauty, A Mexican cutie, how it got here I haven’t a clue”


10 posted on 10/06/2009 8:52:39 AM PDT by Fresh Wind ("Prosperity is just around the corner." Herbert Hoover, 1932)
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To: llevrok

I think I have a love connection for him.

11 posted on 10/06/2009 8:54:06 AM PDT by smokingfrog (No man's life, liberty or property is safe while the legislature is in session. I AM JIM THOMPSON)
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To: llevrok

This is what happens when you have no culture or morality, sheeple like this let governments become tyrannies.


12 posted on 10/06/2009 8:54:22 AM PDT by GeronL (California : bankrupt ideas from bankrupt people from a bankrupt state now bankrupting America)
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To: smokingfrog

Somewhere a mother is crying............


13 posted on 10/06/2009 8:56:38 AM PDT by AxelPaulsenJr (Please God Save The United States From Barack Hussein Al-Obama. Amen.)
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To: Blueflag

The guitar player in my band many moons ago was very upset that I drew similar things on him when he passed out on the front porch floor of our singer’s cottage. During the day mind you. I felt bad and said I wouldn’t draw on him again. So the next time he did it, I glued 100 cotton balls to his face, gave him a corn cob pipe, a button nose, and oh you know the song.


14 posted on 10/06/2009 8:57:00 AM PDT by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: GeronL
This is what happens when you have no culture or morality, sheeple like this let governments become tyrannies.

Nope. This is what happens when you have idiots for friends

15 posted on 10/06/2009 8:57:14 AM PDT by llevrok (As a matter of fact, yes I DO care if Jimmy cracks corn !)
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To: llevrok

Better than having a leg tattoo’d on your penis.


16 posted on 10/06/2009 8:58:42 AM PDT by library user
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To: GeronL

No, this is what happens after you drink a bottle of vodka.


17 posted on 10/06/2009 9:01:12 AM PDT by ThirdMate
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To: Callahan
Yeah I thought about getting a 1:1 self-portrait of mine tattooed on my leg but there wasn’t enough room.

Sorry to hear that, I think you must be the first dwarf I've seen posting on FR. LMAO (just jivin' wid ya!) ;)
18 posted on 10/06/2009 9:01:19 AM PDT by mkjessup
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To: llevrok; Andonius_99; envisio; rintense; WayneS; Enosh; tearlenb; Long Island Pete; ...

TATTOOED FREEPER BAR & GRILLE and TRAILER PARK PING!!!


19 posted on 10/06/2009 9:02:09 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (You cannot help the wage earner by pulling down the wage payer.)
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To: library user
Better than having a leg tattoo’d on your penis. short arm
20 posted on 10/06/2009 9:02:53 AM PDT by llevrok (As a matter of fact, yes I DO care if Jimmy cracks corn !)
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To: llevrok

Can anyone remember the name of the WWII movie where the American sailor goes drinking with the British sailors and wakes up with a huge Union Jack tattooed on his back??


21 posted on 10/06/2009 9:03:33 AM PDT by Spok
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To: llevrok

He should tatoo a noose around it and from then on, he’d be able to win bets that he has a penis hangin below his knee


22 posted on 10/06/2009 9:04:44 AM PDT by sten
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To: llevrok

There’s a reason Shore Patrol would drag anything in a US uniform out of those parlors.


23 posted on 10/06/2009 9:10:33 AM PDT by Thrownatbirth (.....Iraq Invasion fan since '91.)
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To: mkjessup

Well played sir. I’m just learning live with my stuff being 2 inches...from the floor.


25 posted on 10/06/2009 9:12:44 AM PDT by Callahan
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

LMAO.. funny stuff.


26 posted on 10/06/2009 9:13:45 AM PDT by absolootezer0 (divorced, tattooed, pierced, harley hatin', meghan mccain luvin', smoker and pit bull owner.. what?)
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To: llevrok
Never a good idea to get drunk and pass out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8LLbwVRREY

27 posted on 10/06/2009 9:16:24 AM PDT by fso301
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To: absolootezer0

BTTT


28 posted on 10/06/2009 9:19:34 AM PDT by ConservativeMan55
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To: llevrok
This is the difference between Americans and the rest of the Western socialist world, and why nobody turns to the Swedes when they're in trouble:

"...tattoo of a mustache on a companion's finger."

"six inch penis tattooed on his leg"

Americans:


29 posted on 10/06/2009 9:23:28 AM PDT by The Comedian (Evil can only succeed if good men don't point at it and laugh.)
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To: Joiseydude

UM...OUCH!!


30 posted on 10/06/2009 9:24:31 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (You cannot help the wage earner by pulling down the wage payer.)
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To: bamahead; a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Son, you're getting too old for this ****.


31 posted on 10/06/2009 9:36:33 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("When France chides you for appeasement, you know you're scraping bottom." --Charles Krauthammer)
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To: Callahan
Well played sir. I’m just learning live with my stuff being 2 inches...from the floor.

LOL, you're a sport!
32 posted on 10/06/2009 9:44:09 AM PDT by mkjessup
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To: The Comedian

yeah, americans have different things they want to display on their bodies..

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f120/absolootezer0/other%20me/mltat.jpg


33 posted on 10/06/2009 9:58:58 AM PDT by absolootezer0 (divorced, tattooed, pierced, harley hatin', meghan mccain luvin', smoker and pit bull owner.. what?)
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To: llevrok

He could sue the tattoo artist but I doubt if it would stand up in court.


34 posted on 10/06/2009 10:00:37 AM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: smokingfrog

That’s STARtling.


35 posted on 10/06/2009 10:09:33 AM PDT by EveningStar
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To: llevrok; Slings and Arrows

Someone sent me this yesterday

36 posted on 10/06/2009 10:38:22 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro

I got that e-mail a week or 2 ago...funny stuff!


37 posted on 10/06/2009 10:48:25 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (You cannot help the wage earner by pulling down the wage payer.)
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To: martin_fierro

LMAO! I’m sending this to a friend. His wife runs a yoga joint.


38 posted on 10/06/2009 10:48:41 AM PDT by manic4organic (We Are S0 Screwed)
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To: llevrok

Where I work, one guy fell asleep on watch and woke up with a penis drawn in marker on his forehead.


39 posted on 10/06/2009 10:54:29 AM PDT by PLMerite (Speak Truth to Stupid.)
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To: llevrok

SWEET!
I can’t believe it took this long to say it.


40 posted on 10/06/2009 10:55:59 AM PDT by numberonepal (Don't Even Think About Treading On Me)
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To: smokingfrog

Just because it looks cute as stick-on glitter, doesn’t mean it will look good as a tattoo.


41 posted on 10/06/2009 10:56:50 AM PDT by PLMerite (Speak Truth to Stupid.)
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To: llevrok
How does one say "Madam would you like to see my two penises" in Swedish?
42 posted on 10/06/2009 11:07:17 AM PDT by usmcobra (Your chances of dying in bed are reduced by getting out of it, but most people still die in bed)
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To: Slings and Arrows

The only time I passed out in Sweden after vodka, I woke up next to a skanky blond teen wearing too much make up and my shirt. (I was 18) I scrubbed myself raw and cipro sucks.


43 posted on 10/06/2009 11:07:27 AM PDT by rmlew (“Democracy tends to ignore..., threats to its existence because it loathes doing what is needed)
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To: Callahan
I’m just learning live with my stuff being 2 inches...from the floor.

Laying on your stomach again?

44 posted on 10/06/2009 11:11:02 AM PDT by Doomonyou (Let them eat Lead. Bonus tag line: FAIL 246, Obama 0)
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To: The Comedian
I don't think Americans are immune to equally stupid tattoos. I don't care how profound something is, if it is on the face or neck it is dumb. I like this handy dandy chart.


45 posted on 10/06/2009 11:25:58 AM PDT by Mr. Blonde (You ever thought about being weird for a living?)
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To: Slings and Arrows

At least it wasn’t that butt tattoo with multiple ones i’ve seen out there on the internet. I’m trying to look for a bright side here. I think if I linked it i’d be banned and then nauseated for the rest of the week LOL.


46 posted on 10/06/2009 11:32:04 AM PDT by Trillian
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To: Mr. Blonde
That's friggin' awesome.


47 posted on 10/06/2009 12:02:20 PM PDT by The Comedian (Evil can only succeed if good men don't point at it and laugh.)
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To: llevrok
Four balls ? Wha ?
48 posted on 10/06/2009 12:33:48 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps !"~~)
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To: martin_fierro; stylecouncilor

A work of art.


49 posted on 10/06/2009 3:13:59 PM PDT by windcliff
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To: GSWarrior

He could sue the tattoo artist but I doubt if it would stand up in court.

LOL! great double entendre


50 posted on 10/06/2009 3:21:41 PM PDT by READINABLUESTATE
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