"...tattoo of a mustache on a companion's finger."
"six inch penis tattooed on his leg"
Americans:
Posted on 10/06/2009 8:44:15 AM PDT by llevrok
A 27-year-old man from northern Sweden has certain regrets about drinking a full bottle of vodka after waking up the morning after with a six inch penis tattooed on his leg, newspaper Aftonbladet reports.
The man with the obscene tattoo, identified only as Joel, recalls little of the evening that led to the ink-filled art attack.
"The last thing I remember is leaving my apartment," he told Aftonbladet.
But friends were soon able to fill him in on all the gory details of a raucous May evening in Umeå.
After hitting one of the town's nightspots, the group headed for a hamburger joint where Joel waxed lyrical about a tattoo of a mustache on a companion's finger. With a belly full of booze and an eye for adventure, he announced to all present that he too would like to get himself a drunken tattoo.
Little did he know that the next booth was occupied by a tattoo artist, who immediately expressed an interest in fulfilling Joel's wish just as long as he was given free rein to express himself fully on the drunk man's limbs.
Joel and a friend subsequently took off with the stranger in a taxi. But despite waking up with an x-rated leg, Joel said he felt no anger toward the dirty-minded doodler.
"I found out afterwards who it was. He works at a studio here. But I went along with it, he didn't exactly force me."
Joel said he was initially worried what his mother would think, adding that he did not bathe in public at all this summer.
Can anyone remember the name of the WWII movie where the American sailor goes drinking with the British sailors and wakes up with a huge Union Jack tattooed on his back??
He should tatoo a noose around it and from then on, he’d be able to win bets that he has a penis hangin below his knee
There’s a reason Shore Patrol would drag anything in a US uniform out of those parlors.
Well played sir. I’m just learning live with my stuff being 2 inches...from the floor.
LMAO.. funny stuff.
BTTT
"...tattoo of a mustache on a companion's finger."
"six inch penis tattooed on his leg"
Americans:
UM...OUCH!!
yeah, americans have different things they want to display on their bodies..
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f120/absolootezer0/other%20me/mltat.jpg
He could sue the tattoo artist but I doubt if it would stand up in court.
That’s STARtling.
Someone sent me this yesterday
I got that e-mail a week or 2 ago...funny stuff!
LMAO! I’m sending this to a friend. His wife runs a yoga joint.
Where I work, one guy fell asleep on watch and woke up with a penis drawn in marker on his forehead.
SWEET!
I can’t believe it took this long to say it.
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